Reminder the queens of Mewni are so shitty they couldn't stand living together as spirits.
So they chose to die for real, because eternal darkness is a better option that dealing with them in the afterlife.
Star vs. The Forces of Evil
Adam Price
Josiah Baker
>Star destroyed the afterlife when she destroyed magic
She truly does ruin everything
Carter Davis
Post the second part, faggot.
Also, princess Dih is mood.
Samuel Sanchez
>Finally
My fucking sides.
James Johnson
Nefcy made questionable decisions during Season 3, burned the bridges on the fourth season, but the finale. It leaves you speechless. Just how can someone fuck up so bad?
Jack Campbell
After the disaster that was SU/SUF's finale, this has aged a little bit better.
Levi Kelly
SUF finale was so tame, Cleaved basically set this place on fire for a few days.
Chase Watson
Yeah no, Cleaved still sucks shit. Hugs and therapy ending beats genocide ending.
Jayden Kelly
Cleaved, for what its worth, tried to be ambitious. The villain was never redeemed, and although depowered not really defeated. The whole driving factor of the show, magic, was erased, a somewhat ballsy decision to basically confirm what the original two season's villain was trying to accomplish was actually right. Obviously, the build up to it and execution sucked, and stuff like Moon's random betrayal of Eclipsa made little sense, but it had the guts to do what Steven nintendidn't by not wrapping everything up neatly with a little bow mostly offscreen.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN SPELLERINOS THE BOOPIN HEKAPOO DIED AND IT DID ME AN ANGRY
lol I couldn't care less about any of those characters dying, they were annoying. Star is based for killing them.
Parker Cruz
Fuck you, Rhombulus was great and his set up as Star’s friend and ending with being killed without a single thought is exact proof Star’s narrative was shitty and poorly organized
Angel Morales
>Cleaved, for what its worth, tried to be ambitious.
But it really wasn't. Shit came up of nowhere after they dumped Toffee and suddenly magic is an issue after two seasons of milquetoast race politics. If they followed up the magic issue as well as they did with Toffee/Ludo's arc, then it would've been ambitious. What we got wasn't. It was more of the "subvert expectations" drivel that's been plaguing television and movies for the past decade.
Isaac Wood
this
Oliver Gutierrez
Reminder that the queens of Mewni stole Star's show from her in the final season and that she could only destroy magic with the help of like 13 others, over half of whom only appeared in a book and not the actual content of the show, because by the final season the writers obviously couldn't give less of a fuck about the main character or her importance in the narrative or personal growth.
Tyler Hernandez
Swim Suit is my favourite episode because it pretty much states both Rhombulus and Eclipsa just needed to sit down without losing their temper and talk about their thoughts, just like Star did in Season 2.
They are both really alike (childish) and that's the reason they couldn't trust each other, so when he got arrested in Cornonation (fuck Moon for turning him into a terrorist) I hoped the conversation would finaly take place as he was now the one labeled as "evil"
But Nefcy decided to cuck the excelent writers of Swim Suit and kill him while Star laughs.
Jonathan Nelson
The spells stopped existing, but so did all every magical creature we saw in the series, not to mention every civilization that uses dimensional travel is now effectively over due to systems collapse.
I don't care that Steven was a faggot, Star killed billions on purpose.
Ethan Ross
>because by the final season the writers obviously couldn't give less of a fuck about the main character or her importance in the narrative or personal growth.
The writers were probably done with Star and Nefcy's bullshit by the end of the third season. Maybe that's why Eclipsa became more prominent in the final season while Star is regulated to drama bullshit..
Ryan Peterson
Yeah, if I want to be honest it had already started by the third season, but at least then you could possibly give them the benefit of the doubt and assume it was just setting up for upcoming episodes. But then by the last season it was super obvious that everyone on-staff wanted to be fucked and/or killed by Eclipsa.
Caleb White
>But then by the last season it was super obvious that everyone on-staff wanted to be fucked and/or killed by Eclipsa.
Someone should make a comparison chart between Starco and Eclipsa/Globgor, it's literally day and night in the effort department.
Ryder Sullivan
Loved Swim Suit too. In fact, if they had put an halt to Eclipsa's plot right there until the meeting with the MHC I'd had 0 complains about her part in season 4.
After all, Eclipsa learnt her lesson in that episode, only Rhombulus remained.
Adrian Jones
>Solaria was a war autist who wanted to murder all monsters and brought people in for her crazy ass berserker spell human experiments
>Mina was one of if not the first who Solaria convinced to join her on her slaughterfest while her brother was keeping the kingdom from actually falling apart
>Fast forward and Solaria turns away from Mina, her right hand gal, in disgust as she is being trampled by an eldritch horse presumably to death. All for wanting to scourge and purge monsters due to PTSD and insanity brought on from the experiments Solaria herself ran on her
Solaria was the fucking worst
Hunter Lopez
Moringmark should have been storyboard artist on the last two seasons.
Easton Davis
nope
Cleaved is still garbage, and if anything, it actually makes a good point for why the Steven Universe finale is not bad
Jayden Ramirez
Nah. Cuckolds don't have the spine to hold to their morals when a bull says otherwise. She'll buckle to the same bullshit that shat all over the finale.
Grayson Edwards
Adding to the list:
>Solaria is a hardcore feminist who see men asinferior beings who must stay out of power, so she remains single and forbids Eclipsa from seeing or talk about her biological father.
>Eclipsa grows a strong daddy complex because of this.
>Even though Solaria did what she wanted like the sexist cunt she is, she forces her daughter to marry a fatso she despises (and feom the kingdom gets literal no benefit from) because whatever. And even writes it as an order in her will!
Solaria didn't deserve forgiveness.
Brody Baker
I mean only like 3 of then tried the rest were either dumb or shallow
Jaxson James
...
Alexander Powell
Which is bullshit since Eclipsa's dad was a humble badass sailor who helped in the war and loved his daughter. Solaria was a psycho cunt. She also got bodied by fucking fodder despite having hax magic
Julian Lopez
And would have been killed way sooner if Globgor's army were actualy trying.
The book practicaly confirms Eclipsa was sweet talking Globgor into avoiding ambushes against her mom.
Bitch was supposed to be the warrior queen, yet sucked at warfare. She wouldn't even have alliances if it wasn' t for her brother, the diplomat (again, a man doing her job better)
Xavier Myers
Poor guy. He was going to make Mewni awesome but his mom was a magic autist
Austin Clark
Nah, Cleaved was a shitstorm, SU was okay and non-offensive.
Brandon Foster
Wand could have turned him into a girl; problem solved.
Parker Howard
He wasn't good with magic or at least didn't give a shit to become good at it. He was too busy building alliances and relationships with other kingdoms and lands. Y'know, shit that was actually useful to the kingdom compared to shooting rainbows from a glorified rattle.
Levi Richardson
nobody gives a shit fuck off
Julian Campbell
I don’t think he even got to hold the wand
Jack Martinez
>nobody gives a shit fuck off
>gave enough of a fuck to actually post
hehehe
Parker Butler
He did. His changed into a cane with an alligator head on it and he used it sparingly for simplistic practical spells like creating comfy chairs or granting wings to people/objects.
Brayden Turner
Whats with posters that write in all lower case and being completely retarded, worthless shitposting mutts? It's sure as day along with posters with iPhone filenames.
Landon Edwards
Grant a wing to someone’s kidney. Watch it fuck up their system
Benjamin Stewart
>The best Queen of Mewni is a man
Wow Nefcy sure hates women.
Robert Hughes
>Wow Nefcy sure hates women.
>Moon's mom was a homely kitchen mother
>died a horrible death
If you're not a radical, free-spirited female like Eclipsa, you're pretty much garbage in the eyes of Nefcy.
Anthony Hughes
>Eclipsa has a conservative nuclear family in which the man is the responsible, masculine and strong member.
>Comet got pregnant by some cook as a teenager after traveling around the universe, married fast and divorced the dude right after Moon was born.
Nefcy is secretely republican.
Liam Lewis
>Nefcy is secretely republican.
That woman is too much of a Berniefag to be a secret Republican.
Jacob Fisher
>When every single character is more interesting than Star because her only plots are either to be cucked or to cuck Tom/Marco.
James Lee
What gives you the impression he actually knew what he was doing?
Angel Edwards
>What gives you the impression he actually knew what he was doing?
He didn't have ovaries.
Leo Garcia
The spells came out as he wanted and he usualy had others in mind. For example, he created comfortable seats for elder people.
His mother had him in bad light because he seemed irresponsible (forgot the book once) but his behaviour was pretty common for a teenager. She just expected him to be as boring as she was at 14.
Aaron Thomas
true conservatives would vouch for bernie because he represents a return to actual morality versus market blood-worship
Joseph Ortiz
>He usualy had others in mind. For example, he created comfortable seats for elder people.
Choosing a genocidal maniac over a caring good boy. Skywynne deserves to go to hell after magic dies.
Jeremiah Martinez
>Moon's mom was a homely kitchen mother
>died a horrible death
This is a dumb position because Comet was also notably a peacemaker/politician who pushed for the exact same kind of shit Star would be in favor for, and got killed because Toffee sperged out about an attempted peace treaty or something. She's clearly meant to be an innocent victim, and if anything Moon's portrayed as the traditional stick-in-the-mud Republican for turning against monsters because of Comet's death (and, of course, Moon lived).
I'm not denying Nefcy and everyone else's worship of Eclipsa, but if anything Comet's death was just meant to show LIZARDS BAD
Jack Mitchell
Just noticed Meteora looks like a female version of Jushtin.
And it's not just the hair, they both have clovers as magical marks and were kicked out of the throne for unfair reasons.
Aiden Ortiz
>still thinking that Eclipsa's dad is the captain
>not noticing Eclipsa is a reverse recolor of Jushtin
The captain was only a convenient scapegoat at the time.
Noah Price
Ok you guys convince me, Eclipsa is the product of brother incest is not only cool but really hawt
Thomas Evans
He was also quite competent when Solaria went to war and managed to get many allies.
Bentley Lewis
>Eclipsa is a reverse recolor of Jushtin.
>Meteora looks exactly like a gender-bended version of Jushtin, including colour pallete, hairdo and clovers
This plot is going places I approve on.
Adam Kelly
>Eclipsa is an incest baby
Owen Sullivan
I'm so retarded I've just noticed this too.
NEFCY!!!!!!!
Elijah Stewart
I was there for the final and only just now we retards came to this obvious conclusion, I wished we noticed before so that someone asked Nefcy about it in the AMA
Tyler Roberts
I guess Solaria had at least one man in her life that she could get close to. The only one she found worthy; one who shared her own blood.
Luke Long
>, I wished we noticed before so that someone asked Nefcy about it in the AMA
Nefcy would deny the fuck out of it. No way would she want her crew's cinnamon bun to be the offspring of incest.
Andrew Smith
It's even better.
>Jushtin was married off to a Spiderbite with who he had no offspring with (most likely never loved her).
>Eclipsa is forced to marry a Spiderbite too and Solaria thinks it's so important for her to do so, she makes it an order in her will.
>Eclipsa doesn't understand why is this eben a thing when the Spiderbite family serves no purpose to the Mewman crown.
Solaria's final wish was for Eclipsa to be in the same family as Jushtin, because he is the father!
Aaron Russell
Nefcy did say she was a big Game of Thrones fan.
Kevin Young
Star wasn't redeemed I agree
Jackson Myers
Question, I didn't watch Star's finale, did they ever describe why Marco's cheeks glowed? Was he royalty?
Also flashback time, remember the old threads where people went haywire over certain episodes?
>The blood moon ball
>The crush one
>Running with scissors
>Marco being kidnapped every livestream and Star dabbing
>The harem growing as the cast did.
Grayson Turner
It's canon that it was Jushtin was running the kingdom while Solaria was on in the field. It's cannon that he is responsible for Mewni's alliances.
>Solaria had no king because her brother was already practically king
>Solaria married Jushtin off because even the idiots of Mewni were starting to connect the dots after Eclipsa's birth
Wyatt Martin
No, Star’s not even royalty. The Wand just gives cheek marks to anybody who uses it
Parker Perry
What retard thought that this was a good way to end the series?
Was there ever a reason given for why Solaria's husband just stood there and took her bullshit?
Cameron Evans
How didn't we see this coming?
My boy Jushtin managed to keep his dinasty in the throne.
Fuck you, Skywynne. You've been outplayed.
Oliver Sanders
>Was there ever a reason given for why Solaria's husband just stood there and took her bullshit?
Solaria probably told him to fuck off and he was there was no getting through her.
Grayson Jenkins
Captain Alphonse never married Solaria (she remained single because "men are inferior") but was loyal to her as a military man. My brother is in the navy and he is like that too.
As a subject, he simply obeyed every order, including getting her pregnant and not getting close to the child.
When Eclipsa found out, all she could do to was to paint a magical portrait of him and ask it every time for permision to go out with her boyfriend (as you do with your father as a teenager)
Hunter Rogers
Well yes but her comment of liking GOT in the AMA and her silence would have been practically confirmation of SolariaxJushtin
And like this dude said this further works for canon incest
Grayson Price
lol no.
Cleaved and Season 3/4 in general was so bad that I cannot watch the first couple seasons anymore without getting pissed off.
At least Steven Universe never actively took a shit on previously established lore or characters.
Levi Foster
Last shot makes it look like he was too late to stop Eclipsa's suicide