JSA Storytime: L.E.G.I.O.N

I did mean to write braved rather than blacked but hey.

this is really funny in light of all the quality jokes about teleconferencing that have been going around in quarantine, such as NO WE WANT TO SEE THE CAT

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You are now remembering the Dominator waifu, with her uguu eyes and prominent titties.

My work's been starting every morning with a video meeting and sure that's nice and all but if you're making me work from home I absolutely am going to get up 10 minutes beforehand and sit there in my housecoat with my coffee.

fuck yes

I would be teaching in pajamas

BTW if you all get interested, there is a massive literature on the Ring that I have a decent chunk of

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I'm sure you could get the redpill/MRA movement to adopt the myth as a cautionary tale if you pitched it right.

"I have the doomsday device, no problems, right?"

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I live in a three story house with two other people and a dog. Everyone gets along really well and pitches in. The dog loves me best.
Things could be so much worse.

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I actually did have a professor teach a lecture lying in bed in his pyjamas

Can't help but notice that many people who work in non service jobs are managing ways to work from home. Interesting...

That said, those of you who do work service jobs are fucking heroes

yessss doggus

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Hey OP, have you ever run Justice League Task Force? The little description of
>Martian Manhunter psychologically abuses a bunch of young heroes
makes me want to read it

Hey look, Art Young's gone! Having quit to launch a line of comics for Disney, Dan Raspler took Young's place.
A youthful Peter Tomasi would become Raspler's assistant a few years later.

Oh, I'm getting paid to stay home because I can't work from home. But if I were still in the old line of work, etc.

Yes, one of my vain hopes is that those of us who do logistics and food service and stocking and janitorial, that we get a little appreciation. And wages and benefits.

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My job is is admin vaguely tangled up with frontline care so it was always gonna be the case we'd stay working. That said it is 100% a bullshit job and times like this really do differentiate between what people NEED to do and what they don't.

I think JLTF was deemed too IDK, but, well

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Can someone remind me how the doomsday device relates to LOSH ? Or is that like a reveal to come and I forgot

Also yeah service work is great rn. And people are ordering like it’s a normal time.

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dat ass

I have a sudden perverse craving for whataburger :(

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This motherfucker has to stifle an evil laugh. Vril is a breath of fresh air after incest baby ubermensch. Seriously, fuck Siegfried.

Seriously, if this event doesn't teach people to be nice to service folks, then we are officially the worst thing nature has ever produced.

Going shopping is pretty surreal with like, 1 in 1 out when the store's at capacity and 2 metre markings down all the aisles and at the tills.

Vril's a clone and all clones are surely technically incestuous. He's definitely more on the Hagen end of the scale though.

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I know how you feel; sometimes I say the wrong thing by accident but it's better than the right thing would have been.

I mean I would dump Garryn too

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I couldn't tell at first that Strata had thrown her head back

d'awwww

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I would say greened would be more appropriate but I'm not convinced Vril maintains the dominant end of that relationship.

Garryn you treated her like crap before. You have only yourself to blame.

what a page

so many crops

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Hey OP. Can't read the whole thing live tonight, so I'll have come back later.

I ship it.

Absolutely not. Koma is definitely the one who takes charge. Speaking of shipping though, hot damn.

I love this man

Siegfried got brainwashed into forgetting his waifu in a complicated ring-stealing scheme that ended in much suicide.

Vril actually ends up kinda subby in all his ships.

HI user

pages like that really make him work

YES

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>the weapon doesn't even work
>Vril: *WHEEZE*
Y'know what? I'd be laughing my ass off too. That's fucking gold.

INCELberich.

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>That Doomsday Device will be ours

Hmm. Is that some postfacto foreshadowing?

Incel is one of these words you never knew you needed until it was invented.

Man, he sure is exploiting the hell out of Lurissa's name.

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>first panel
... Um, sorry, but that's a dick. The fuck.

surely this will be clear and unproblematic!

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If that appeals to you you might want to watch Castlevania after all. It went full femdom this latest season.

It's called symbolism, user.

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You'll finish that dissertation some day OP. I believe in you. If Brian May could finish his doctorate, anyone rich and famous can.

Nice Australian Shepard, user.

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one more page, then hold onto your asses, owls

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that reminds me, how far did I get in feeding you digitals?

Garv is a champ. This is a good ship.

>we are officially the worst thing nature has ever produced

Hot tip: Man. Man never changes.

through 33

HERE WE GO

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She's right. He does look like a clown.

Something just occurred to me. With all the hullabaloo about the New Warriors, there are certain elements about the original series I'm curious to see in this new, embarrassing take.

Specifically Tai. Will Granny Rapeface return? And if so, will they change her in any way?

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He's treating her like crap now, too, because he's an idiot.