So you wanna work in the industry, kid? Alright. Here's your job test. Draw this face exactly as you see it and submit it in this thread.
So you wanna work in the industry, kid? Alright. Here's your job test...
>Re-using assets
You understand budget, kid, come on in!
sir i found a way to decrease the budget
Now THIS user understands the purpose of cheating! You'll be our art director.
This is a funny, off-model face! How would you like to be a lead storyboard artist and writer? Keep up these wacky faces, user. They're gold!
WE DON'T WORK TRADITIONALLY, HERE. GO DIGITAL OR GET OUT GRANDPA.
Now THIS is quality. And I like the liberty taken with the teeth, very high quality humor. Hired!
oops
The face of Mike Hunt
Ah, I see you're new to using art programs. It's okay, we'll teach you how to use them on the job. No need for training, here, we'll do it at the same time. No matter how much it fucks up the pipeline!
This is a classic gag, you can be our character design for special expressions. We want this energy in our happy cartoon with goofy designs because I saw it in Ren & Stimpy once.
NO, DON'T DRAW THE EYES LIKE THAT. YOU'RE FIRED.
BUT IT'S LIKE BIG CITY GREENS YOU FAGGOT SAME THING.
GET
OUT
OF
MY
STUDIO
Ehhhh, it's not quite the model, but that's okay. I see potential in you, we'll start you off as something low. How about director?
You're right, way off model. How about this?
I tried
What the fuck, what's with this stretching? This squashing? This expression, playing with the eyebrows and skin creases? Is that a fucking NOSE???
Do you think we're making a theatrical film here?!
It's a little BLAND and BORING compared to our officially stated model. As you know, our show is of much higher art quality than something like Family Guy, but there might be a place for you in our adult show division.
Fuck you.
GET THIS HANNA BARBARA SHIT OUT OF HERE
There, now hired me. I deserve to work at your industry and deserve a raise for it.
Sorry, boss. I'm messing up so bad. Let me try agian.
I was thinking head writer or maybe something overseeing storyboards.
BACK SASS? I'M THE BOSS. FIRED AND BLACKLISTED
HILARIOUS, HIRED
PROMOTED, LET'S FAST TRACK YOU ON SHOW DEVELOPMENT
TOO MUCH STYLE, FIRED
DONE, HIRED!
YOU UNDERSTAND TRENDS, HIRED FOR PRODUCER
YOU'RE THE BEST ARTIST IN THE THREAD! HIRED, PROMOTED, LET'S GET YOU A DISNEY DEAL.
PERFECT, HIRED
This team's coming together great.
Gimme one more chance, boss.
Made with love and care.
Fuck you.
We'll give you one more chance, but you need to make these character designs work using Flash on a $34 budget. Go over budget even once and you're fucking done.
Damn! Are you an industry veteran? This shit is hysterical! You understand comedy, let's get you started on your first episode.
Love? Care? We're here to make co-workers LAUGH! AND I'M NOT LAUGHING. FUCK OFF, FIRED.
SECURITTYYYYYY.
Okay, boss... How about...This?
I thought this would be easy but drawing is very hard if you have never done it before and are using a mouse.
is this good?
Please, Mr. Boss, I'm sorry, I can do it right, please give me another chance, look!
Trust me, even with a tablet and copy past it's still hard to be that stale
Is this ok?
B-b-but my range!!!
Looks like Mr Enter's style
>GOOMS
What did he mean by this?
you're all wonderful and should continue your work
Let's break the budget and draw the face one shape at a time together anons
Shows improvement, but this is a really deep, character-driven show. And I just don't buy this character compared to our test model.
That's okay! We don't discriminate based on skill level here. As long as you're funny! Are you funny?
TOO EXPENSIVE YOU'RE BLEEDING ME DRY
Woah, taking the initiative with the bean head? You must REALLY care about drawing. I see great potential in you as a team player! Welcome aboard.
STALE? STALE?? YOU DON'T LIKE THE MODEL? BLACKLISTED.
DAMN look at the energy and flow in this face! You fucking nailed it, you can be storyboard artist #405.
I don't need someone with range, I need someone who can copy exactly what has worked before!
Ha-ha, I love it! I can TOTALLY see the voice actor performance in this. You aced this character wonderfully! Nice style, too.
ok, my turn
Thank you user
Oh, I get it. You draw that nose and people are supposed to go, "Wait, that looks like a dick".
What nose? That character has no nose.
fuck you, what about me?
>TOO EXPENSIVE YOU'RE BLEEDING ME DRY
but sir, haven't you seen the OTHER popular trend? The once where shows just directly trace well liked and iconic anime scenes?
that's not a nose
sir now hear me out
Did you work on The Tatami Galaxy, user?
$V
Thanks user, here's a duck thing.
hang on let me try again.
Also I heard girl main characters are all the rage
Been doing Ricks in my spare time since its a simple style. Only managed to get my tablet working a few days ago. Need a lot of practice.
:T
you know what i just learned today.
It was actually way way easier to make something look like a face than I always thought. Like the thing I'm copying is supposed to look bad, and if you enlarge them it's obvious garbage, but the thumbnails are recognizable for what they are supposed to be. I didn't realize i could do that.
I might start trying to draw for real. Something I've fantasized about but never even made a mild attempt since like, kindergarten.
Everyone in this thread is WAY too talented to be working in the industry.
good thread
Fuck yeah, good luck on you artistic juorney user.
i wish i had the patience to learn to draw more than silly faces user
it makes me sad
Power to you my mans. I wish to see art
Most of the time its about having been to the right places and knowing the right people rather than being talented.