Wow, Steven Universe, I never thought of it like that...

And?

I bet a fucking Tau wrote this

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>worshiped as a hero
>is actually a galactic tyrant who saved Earth through lies, convoluted schemes and sheer autism and leaves behind a legacy of traumatized, abandoned children

Pink Diamond and Emps have much in common.

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I want to see you saving mankind from demons, aliens, mutants and robots while stopping a galatic scale civil war at the same time while being a mr goody2shoes.

All that was necessary for the survival of mankind, literally any other way wouldn't work. Pink was bitch that just decided to fuck shit up for her people and leave to get human cock.

>what are the interrex
>what is "Trying to make an empire free of religion and based on critical thinking while openly deciding to dress up in ornate golden armour with skulls on, appear 12ft tall, wield a flaming sword and openly call your war to put the remnants of humanity 'a crusade'."
>what is trying to fight chaos by apparently ignoring it

While he was rather cold and uncaring towards his "sons", the Emperor wanted to ensure humanity's survival, prosperity and psionic evolution, that would result in humans being on par with Eldar. He only needed to speed it up a little, fulfilling his plan.

Yeah, this. Emps was a retard who fucked himself over because of his critical levels of autism.

Wouldn't the Gem Empire do alright in the 40K Universe?
>Fuckton of planets to harvest and make more gems, no more resource crisis
>Capable of instant interplanetary travel with no chaos fuckery
>Actual enemies to fight let Gems have a focused target to point their negative emotions at and stop being crybabies
>R&D would skyrocket to better effectively combat enemies.
That being said they'd still get their shit pushed in by chaos exploiting their stunted emotions.
And I would pay good money to see Orks vs Gems.

It's an interesting idea but there would be a few problems
>They'd be tiny in comparison to other factions
>The Imperium would want them exterminated and there would be no way they'd successfully win any large scale fight with them
>Tau would force the Gems to join them
>Chaos would love their over emotions way too much
They'd absolute get raped (literally for some chaos warriors) and turned to the dark Hell the diamonds themselves could almost be representations of chaos themselves. Yellow for being Khorne god of blood and lord of skulls as shown by her brashness. Blue being Slaanesh for their emotions, and perhaps White as Tzeentch. If the diamonds themselves don't get corrupted by chaos then many gems that closely follow them would be for sure. Of course I still love this idea though, and I do doubt if any faction wanted to completely eradicate them I doubt it would be fast, and if they joined the Tau they'd receive much needed protection

>Shut the fuck up you fat pink rock-human xeno scum. I will never forgive fucking Horus for putting me on this chair

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pink would also make a pretty good follower of nurgle what with her gardens and obsession with life

Steven, you’re right. The world shouldn’t pay for the sins of my bloodline.

Good luck with your problems, though.

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>Muh Interex

You mean the guys who kept a daemonic hellsword around in a fucking museum?

Steven is an alien, a mutant, and a heretic.

What if Rebecca Sugar is the Emperor and this cartoon is his last attempt at making humanity’s future one of peace?

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>Steven is a genestealer cultist

He gave Magnus a bike. ha
checkmate

>You're right, Steven. Selling powerful weapons on the Black Market is wrong, and puts several lives in danger. I will do everything in my immense power to right this severe wrong.

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EXTRA HERESY

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You dare insult the Emperor in such ways

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>Orks vs Gems
Fuck yes

Resource crisis was caused by Pinks Death though

Shit would have been fine and dandy if the chaos gods didn't fuck shit up by splitting the primarchs up at birth

>peer pressure
That was full-on daemonic taint, not peer pressure. Lorgar didn't take any half measures with Horus's corruption, any more than he took any half measures with Angron's ascension.

This. Interrex apologists get fucked, they were going to be catalysts for the Warp.

I love high Charisma stat charatcers who solve their problems via Talk-No-Jutso but SU did it in all the wrong ways.

Are there any good comics and cartoons about this? So far all I've seen that filled that void is Better Call Saul and Dark Crystal (which doesn't at all focus on that but Chamberlain is very based in that regard).

Yeah, can you imagine if one of the Interrex let one of its eighteen most powerful generals just swing that thing around instead? Thank god the Emperor warned the very people that were most likely to fight chaos about how to fight them and the Primarchs never did any dumb shit like that.

In the Emperor's dubious defense, he did warn the Primarchs about the dangers of the Warp, and he did tell them he was bailing on the Crusade in order to rid those dangers from it wholesale. He just didn't foresee that Chaos had done an end-run around his warnings through Lorgar and his two testicles Erebus and Kor Phaeron. I think Ra Endymion put it best when he said the Custodes biggest regret was not putting Lorgar in the ground at Monarchia, because he was a "witch-king" rife with corruption from the start.

Just how much would she enjoy the slaughter of 40k

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She'd get stomped

How would he redeem the Chaos Gods?

>Wow Steven, you really showed me how engineering a virus and throwing the whole world into chaos was a bad thing. Now I redeem myself by working at the local Mcdonalds.

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He wouldn't

The Emperor's biggest errors were the way he dealed with the primarchs. I mean fucking hell, how many issues would've been avoided if he remembered that people aren't just peons in a game of regicide following his every order without question?

Stop that

But she'd have so much gems to throw into the fray for her so she can sit back and watch the death

I could see the Gems as some kind of Necron experiment that went off the rails and the Diamonds would probably be C'tan shards.

>Citizen, as a reward for your loyalty to the party your social credit score has been increased by (1) point.

HORUS IS A BITCH ASS NIGGER WHO COULDN'T FINISH THE JOB!!!!

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well he clearly didn't do a very good job

Who can out bullshit WH40k?

>Hmm... you're right, Steven. Perhaps my rudeness towards that knight was uncalled for.

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I unironically want to take 40ks grimmdark writing and mash it with SU, I already have a few ideas but idk if it would be cringe or good. one faction is Pic related

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He’s already a Champion of Tzeench what with his whole thing being about making people change.

As long as you're willing to march lockstep with the emperor I guess you can look up to him. But if you have any dissenting thoughts he'll have no qualms about erasing you from existence.

I think the approach was still doomed to fail. The Emperor fundamentally misunderstood almost all of the Primarchs and honestly humanity as a whole. If it wasn't Lorgar developing religious fixations or Perturabo's existential crisis, something would have come along to fuck with their heads

>Chamberlain
I know it was just a gag, but from the parts of Future I've seen I actually thing SkekSil could probably manipulate older Steven into self destructing
Might not get away unscathed, but yeah

The only reason that defense is dubious is because of how things turned out in 40K. The Emperor had contingency after contingency set up to secure the Imperium, and it was only due to the ridiculous cascading failure of those contingencies that His great work failed, none of which He could have predicted. Telling the Primarchs directly about the Dark Gods would have caused them to mobilize against them as material threats, or worse, Magnus or Lorgar or someone would get too involved with them and end up corrupted. On top of that, it would have worked against the Imperial Truth, which was designed to starve the Dark Gods. And before people go on about the Emperor not being a good father, and I get it, consider the fact that He never really had the chance to BE a father to any of the Primarchs since the Dark Gods stole them away in their infancy. The simple fact is that Chaos is really really really hard to beat. Even the Interex didn't have any real plan to defeat Chaos, and they were resigned to eventually being destroyed by it. The Emperor was a good boy and did nothing wrong.

Despite the primarchs being scattered, the Emperor didn't do well by them by the time he found them.
Lorgar was definitely impressionable enough at the time of founding to be saved, but instead of teaching Lorgar about gods the emperor just blew up Monarchia instead.
Angron could have been saved if the Emperor made time to save his friends.
Perturabo just wanted some praise & recognition for his work, even if he was kind of a fool.
Magnus should have been better informed as well.
The emperor didn't want to take a chance on the loyalty of his sons & instead left them in the dark.

>Angron could have been saved if the Emperor made time to save his friends.
Debatable with the Butcher's Nails, but it's like Emps took a look at the -10 CHA penalty they imposed and just put his d20 down with the 1 facing up when it came time to roll for Diplomacy.

>Perturabo just wanted some praise & recognition for his work, even if he was kind of a fool.
One of the saddest, there. Just give him a few "Good job, son"s.

You're right Steven, I will give Peter another chance. Here, have some free pizza.

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What a hate about WH40K universe is that it's designed such that there's no scenario or headcanon for which the galaxy could become a peaceful place, fuck that

>on par with the eldar

He wanted our species to surpass them, he sees himself as what humanity could be and seeks to guide us to that eventual goal. He is the Anathema to the ruinous powers as a result.

The Emperor himself is fine, and has a plan for humanity, It's everyone else who fucks it up, Horus was just the biggest in a long, long line of, well, humans. Whole point is that as we are we're a bunch of apes flinging shit at each other while screaming without the Emperor to usher all of humanity.