ITT: Take a superhero or supervillain who's been forgotten/didn't stand the test of time and revamp them to fit in with...

ITT: Take a superhero or supervillain who's been forgotten/didn't stand the test of time and revamp them to fit in with the new Marvel/DC bullshit.

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The stupidest thing I can think of at a moment's notice is turning Kiteman into some laughable attempt at keeping with the times and making him into uhhhhh Fucking Drone-Man or something

Turner D Century has become a literal embodiment of atrocities of the past and mankind's inability to learn from their mistakes

>Kiteman into some laughable attempt at keeping with the times
Make him into Kikeman. A Klansman on a kite.

I felt like trying to expand on Kikeman would have been too easy

That midget chick from Superior Spider Man, except this time she's having sex with me like all the time oh she loves it.

Ennis writes Lady Luck with his usual edgy nonsense and makes her realise how much the Irish suck

Anus is such a cuck.

>Kyle Ion warped reality and made it like it was just a bug

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It's called being subversive.