That man out there is getting infected with corona as we speak!

Any further and he'll be back in his cubicle.

KEEP GOING.

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GO FURTHER BEYOND

STILL NOT FAR ENOUGH.

...he got away

Bob already got Coronavirus all over him.

Why did I laugh

Bob wasn't being responsible

HOW MICH FURTHER MAN!?
IS YOUR LUST FOR SOCIAL DISTANCING SO INSATIABLE!

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Same reason i did.

We've got to think about (((our people))), Bob!

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NOT ENOUGH.

Okay that's far enough, now what was that you were saying about corona

CLOSE THE FUCKING PORTS!!

Good. Let him get infected. Let him be careless. Let everyone he infects be careless. Let it spread, let the economy collapse, let the medical system (and the system period) collapse under the mass of its own rot.

Chaos is evolution. Order is stagnation.

What are you going to do about it Bob?
Are you gonna punch the Corona?

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Is this a joke to you? You really don't care about infecting your fellow man, do you Bob?

One of the worst parts of a disease like this is that it spits in the face of natural selection when the young idiots ignoring all the warnings going on Spring Break and licking doorknobs aren't the ones getting violently ill as a result of their actions.

>that man is getting robbed as we speak!!!

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I don't care who dies from it. If it gets worse on re-infection, it'll matter even less.

The more people that get infected, the more opportunities it has to mutate and sharply increase the mortality rate.

Good. I hope it infects the chain of command, all of Congress, the Supreme Court, every federal agency, and all equivalent in every country on the planet.

No, I'm not being flippant. No, I'm not venting. No, I'm not joking. The society experiment is a failure, and it's time we prove why.

*cough*

You are not currently engaged in war with the government. Ergo the system has not failed it mearly is close to failure.

>the system has not failed
No, but the experiment has.

And will you be glad of it when you're the one coughing your last breath away on a sick bed?

s'cool

Ecstatic.

Excellent work.

Thank you for this, anons. Gave me more than a hearty chuckle

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My one regret is there should've been one between the last long image and the Hawaii image where Bob's just gone from the image entirely.

Is This long enough ?

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kek not that funny but still chuckled

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Nice trips.

Tbh we're missing more OC threads like this.

Kek.

Still the same continent.
How irresponsible.

The real question is why Bob is still at work? I doubt his cubicle job is that essential.

Don't you think insurance companies are in total freefall right now? Millions losing their jobs, many being too ill to work or hospitalized. People dying and others badly needing their insurances paid out.
Bob would be answering calls full-time.

This is why I keep coming back to this place.

Bob is American.

Good thread

I keep wondering when the editor is gonnjust immediately jump to the logical extreme, rather than the incremental increase.

>That man out there.. He is getting RAPED!
youtube.com/watch?v=nay_NcPLjuA

>all the other anons
Top fucking kek. Great thread lads.

Based comedy-analyzing user.

Don't be evil.
youtube.com/watch?v=Kh1CqCAc2fE

Outstanding

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