Why is this page so fucking satisfying?

Why is this page so fucking satisfying?

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because you're a gore furfag

Because that piece of shit finally got what he deserved and more. It wasn't just an ass beating, he got fucking mutilated into a Cronenberg monstrosity by someone he thought he had under control, one that was just casually eating the underlings in his own company without his knowledge.

>Why is this page so fucking satisfying?
Because he suffered ZERO consequence from War of The Realms. His fight was off screen for crying out loud.

This is just giving the people who read Thor the payoff they needed.

It feels great to see a Jason Aaron creation get fucked after all the character assassination he's responsible for.

Because Agger deserved it. Xemnu is based and Agger was a great villain and I hope he comes back, allies with the Owl, and goes full Moloch/Illuminati shit.

It’s pure poetry.

This has always been my biggest pet peeve with comics. There are so many times when you have such utterly terrible characters do shit and never get comeuppance, especially when the writer just "forgets" to do it.

>without his knowledge
literally ate a dude right in front of him while he sipped on brandy.

>Agger gets abandoned by Roxxon, basically left to die
>Moloch comes in, reveals he was the God that gave him his minotaur powers in the first place
>Tells him he'll make him successful again if he does as he wishes
>Agger comes back covered in steel coating, starts sacrificing little kids to Moloch
>Under the armor, however, he's still just as cronenberg'd as he was before

So how long was Xenmu playing him? It’s implied he planted a memory in him so he thought he was shielded or it could be he just really underestimated the bastard.

He”ll be back to normal after a couple of months.

I feel like he underestimated Xenmu. Because how would Xenmu plant the suggestion of a psychic shield in the first place? Think it's more likely Agger had a plan, but it failed when he reached the island.

Because he authorized that one, he wasn't expecting Xemnu to eat absolutely fucking everybody in the building.

He wasn't aware of how much Xemnu actually fed, and was completely oblivious to the husk conversions. Xemnu fed Agger false memories, and didn't recall the alien devouring his entire company until it was too late

Based Dubs of Truth

For all it's faults, at least Siege delivered on BOTH a Norman beat down, and Mr X getting BTFO.

This!!

Also this, if the rumor it's true he will be the villain of the new Thor movie so get ready for synergy.

>Agger gets abandoned by Roxxon, basically left to die
There probably isn't even a Roxxon left anymore at this point

I feel bad for his employees I mean that was probably the head office and everyone got fucking, internalized into those things, were they even sentient though I mean Agger still knew what was happening I’m just wonder how far gone we’re the flesh droids

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The Status Quo ensures that a Roxxon must always exist, so it'll be fine in a year or so. But it's CEO can change all the time, Red Skull was CEO at one point too. But might also be true if Dario actually is the villain for Thor 4.

Norman got off really fucking easy during Siege. Shit was unsatisfying. Iron Man just hacks his suit, depriving us of an actual fight, and then Spider-Man just punches him in the face, then Volstag punches him in the face. For more than a year they were hyping up Norman as the big bad, and he got a really lackluster defeat.
So no, Siege didn't deliver on Norman's beat down at all. It was completely unsatisfying.

>His fight was off screen for crying out loud.
Gunna be honest never read War of the Realms, I know that he sold us out and worked with the elves but what happened and what was the fight?

At the very least the reconstructive surgery would put him back into humanoid shape. And that's before the minotaur magic. Also it's the year 2020 right now, so they can use science fiction on him and there'd be real world equivalents. What surprises me is that the artist forgot to remove both horns. Guy got dropped into a sentient wood chipper, he ain't keeping both horns when that happens.

Can’t wait for Ewing to bring back the real Jen. I’d COOM so hard.

Why did Xemnu try to install anal beads?

Like it, I have a storyline where Daredevil investigates and fights the Owl who created a high society secret society in California (think Bohemian Grove) and allied with Agger to essentially be the Kingpin(s) of California and control the elite of California through blackmail and other means. Have both Owlsley and Agger be both representations of Moloch (Owl and Bull/Minotaur). Have it go full conspiracy shit/mystical with both Agger and Owlsley becoming the Avatars of Moloch in both forms and fight DD (and some other characters) while he’s in his 90s black armor.

Probably from the start. Or at least after Travers got eaten by him.

I love how Xemnu has his own zombie/droids

I actually want Roxxon to exist for no other reason for to one day have them feature in an actually decent new 2099 story.

IS HE TRYING TO FUCKING MOO!?

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Did the new issue drop?

No

The real question is will he learn his lesson?

Because until then he kept getting away with it.

I remember that ending of the first issue with Iron Patriot Norman looking up as a reflection of Cap’s shield got closer to his face. Yas Forums collectively cheered.

It got storytimed

Honestly if being mutilated into a flesh metal abomination doesn't teach him a lesson he's beyond redemption hell is he even sentient anymore I don't think the Leader was sure either.

He was delicious

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What the fuck is xemmus biology and or lack of there off, is his species like that too?

Hamburger

OH ME.

OH MY!

It's always been left vague.

Who's Dario Agger? Didn't read Aaron's Thor run so Hulk is my first exposure to him. Is he an actual Minotaur who wears suits and runs massive corporations and such or is he a corrupt executive turned into a minotaur ala TMNT mutants?

Basically a Captain Planet villain with tons of plot armor when written by Aaron.

D. Agger. Human. Magically given the ability to turn into a minotaur. The general public knows but does not care about his minotaur form. Agger is dedicated evil, is arrogant, and will use his money to just buy whatever he wants. Agger now runs Roxxon, a multinational multi-type business. It's a Marvel comics evil corporation based on Exxon, after and probably before the Exxon Valdez ecological disaster. Roxxon run a lot of energy supply megacorp businesses, like oil and coal, and whatever the current writers want them to. Example, recently they had Roxxtube before Hulk destroyed their server location.

Dario was born human; he was born into wealth but as a child, watched terrorists kill his parents in front of him. To escape his parents killers, he fled into a cave and found an alter to an as of yet unrevealed entity who offered Dario power beyond belief if he became the entity's avatar.

Dario became the Minotaur that day. Originally he could turn back and forth between his normal human form (a handsome 30 year old man with black hair and who wore sunglasses everywhere) and his minotaur form. Aaron tended to have him stay in human form 99% of the time, but after War of the Realm, he began appearing in his Minotaur form exclusively.

Wow so dark! I love seeing you marvel kiddies cumming over your little comic like it's the first time someone put a piece of ham between two slices of bread.

His species died-off while he was away first in prison and then on Earth, and I don't think we've ever seen another actual member of it.

He is clearly a alien cyborg mindrapist wizard.

Because he is a fucking asshole who got what he deserved.

If it was enough to surprise Hulk then it was enough to surprise you.
And it only happened because Hulk had a plan that was quicker than Banner's.

is that anal beads coming from his tits?

You're absolutely deluded if you think Roxxon won't get a big, fat bailout check.

CEO of Roxxon that, as a child, had his family murdered by pirates who attacked their private island. He then prayed to an alter Moloch for the power to exact revenge and then became his champion as a boon. Being Moloch's champion lets him turn into a minotaur. In Immortal Hulk, he decided to just abandon all pretense and stay in his minotaur form at all times.

Who is that? What is going on? Why should I care?

Well, during the whole thing, the world got split up and somehow Agger ended up as king of Antarctica. Yes, he WANTED to live there forever.

Anyway, a lot of stories happened with heroes fighting the Frost Giants who ruled America (take a moment to think about how they weren't in Antarctica), the fire queen thing in Asia, and the Dark Elf takeover in Europe, but the fight with Agger was 100% off screen despite him being one of the more important villains leading up to the event. They just showed one page of him fighting some shield lady in the snow, and then cut back to it at the end saying that he was defeated. It wasn't as bad as Homestuck's final battle with Lord English, but holy shit was it bad.

Why do people hate him so much? I thought he was a cool villian since he didn´t even go and do anything himself despite having the strength to do it

He’s eyes/brow look like ManThing.

I really, really want to see Tony Moore take over art on this book for at least an arc.

I like Agger but hate Aaron. Simple as.

>They just showed one page of him fighting some shield lady in the snow, and then cut back to it at the end saying that he was defeated. It wasn't as bad as Homestuck's final battle with Lord English, but holy shit was it bad.
Wow nothing of that makes sense and it seems like they dropped the ball.