Hurr they have weird names

>Hurr they have weird names


You mean like Deathblow? Bloodshot? Deadpool? Killer Shrike? Carnage? Deathlok? Oh those names are so much better. New Warriors were always cringe
Even the original new Warriors had Night Thrasher and Speedball.

>hurr Majick Backpack
Magic Ring? Magic watch? Magic Lantern. Magic beetle. Magic helmet. Maybe it's time Marlel starts taking advice from DC

>internet gas
Heavy water. Gamma explosion. Cosmic Rays. Radioactive Spider. Radioactive jackrabbit.
I'm not defending this woke shite but these hot takes are retarded

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>whataboutism
they're all shit, whats your point

Don't forget nanites, especially nanites

Your ideas still suck, Kibblesmith.

Some people are acting hypocritical but some those names are pretty bad Kibble.

I have no stake in this but I was scrolling by and noticed that you compared internet gas to some very real things and that not only makes you a retard but it also invalidates whatever point you hoped to make in your post. You dumb asshole.

I like B-Negative.
Also I always hated the naming convention of just being a basic ass word like carnage.
That being said Snowflake and Safespace are fucking dumb.

Chemicals are a real thing that cause changes to your body and aren't always very well understood. Lightning is a real thing that causes changes to your body and wasn't very well understood in the 60s. Heavy water is a real thing that wasn't super well understood at the time. The same applies to genetic manipulation, radiation - including cosmic radiation - or particle accelerators.

The key ingredients are "changes the body" and "is to some degree a mystery". If you follow that, you can use literally anything and maintain suspension of disbelief.

But there is no such thing as 'internet gas', there are not even PLANS for any 'internet gas', and internet doesn't change your body, and we understand PERFECTLY how internet works. As such, someone getting superpowers from internet is fucking moronic.

>Snowflake is non-binary and goes by they/them
Dr. Money approved! Absolute proof of arbitrary sex

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>Absolute proof of arbitrary sex
Gender identity isn't about usefulness of genitals, it's about matching one's brain with one's body and being true to oneself.