If you were Spidey, Yas Forums..........who would you choose?

If you were Spidey, Yas Forums..........who would you choose?

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Both.

Black Cat. It's not a contest. MJ is a liability.

Black cat she's hotter, more fun and smarter

MJ

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MJ is for love. Black Cat is for sex.

So it's MJ for me, because the sex with her is probably just as good as BC.

MJ, Felica is great but she’s a thrill seeker and adrenaline junkie. MJ is someone whose he’s grown with and become a true partner

Though post OMD neither is a great choice, thanks slott and Queseda

>marrying a known thief
I'd like to at least wait 7 years before being robbed blind thanks

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Feliciafags think with their dick and are short sighted morons

Out of those two I think I'd go for MJ.

Is this Natalie Dormer as Felicia because I am fucking into it. Jesus fucking Christ.

Yeah but think of the upsides. Saving money on clothes, being strong as fuck, free webs, and I bet that thing can suck you off in public without anyone knowing. All you gotta do is eat some brains every now and then. Sounds good to me.

>mj fags are butthurt

That’s not an argument

Pete has his time with the ladies to, but how is Felica honest when she would actively play both sides? When she would go to his enemies in order to get what she wanted? I love Felica but she’s a better side chick than a main love interest. Honestly it would be cool to see an AU where they got together though

>Honestly it would be cool to see an AU where they got together though
There is one and their relationship in it was terrible.

There might have been a strong case for MJ in the late 80’s but it’s no contest in 2020. MJ has left Peter...multiple times for bullshit reasons. Absolutely abandoning him several times over and running off to do her selfish things when he needed her most.

Felicia on the hand has only grown in maturity since the 80’s, she once lusted after only Spider-Man but now she understands that Peter is her guy. She cares deeply about him and admits that she would hop aboard the Parker Train whenever he wants. All this despite being dumped by Peter multiple times over.

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You don't even have to eat brains, you can just eat absurd amounts of chocolate instead

MJ because Felicia’s a cheating whore.

Felicia is a known thief, an adrenaline junkie and again, a thief. She's progressed, but she used to only care about the Mask. However, she's a Super and hotter, although I think she dyes her hair. MJ has been a better partner throughout the years, but is more mundane and we don't know if she was a slut during her Party Girl days. Purely "muh dick" would make me go for Felicia, but MJ seems more stable. Though again, we can't be sure abou how much of a slut she is. Recently Gwen was revealed as BLACKED. And MJ also got BEANED/BLACKED in the Slott run. And she's honestly left him a couple of times too, so she's not some unshakeable rock. She's just more stable than other civilian love interests. Meanwhile Felicia got "supposedly" CAGED, but we only have his word for it, which isn't that strong. Now, you also have to think about Parker needing someone to ground him and live a normal life with. He's not Batman or Iron Man, he's Spider-Man.

As Parker, the forgiving guy who wants a simple life and good partner, I'd go with MJ. As myself, who'd use his powers for a whole lot more, and a lot more efficiently, I'd go with Felicia. She's willing to break the rules, is a Super (and I always prefer those couplings), is hotter and would make for a great Power Couple partner. So basically the same choice I made in Web Of Shadows...

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>you fuck Felica into oblivion and it only results in the symbiot fucking back even harder

Dios mio...

Maybe I WANT to eat brains?

can I sell my marriage to Mephisto for both of them?

I love reds, but platinum blondes win.

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I still say the caged thing is way better as luke trying to look cool in front of black panther

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Gwen Stacy

It's pretty much what it is, user. If it's not shown on panel, it's never happened. It's an easy way to get away with stupid shit. That nigger Hudlin obviously meant it to be serious, but like with Babs getting blacked off-panel, if it's not on-panel, then I can easily do away with their niggerisms. As it stands, MJ HAS gotten BLACKED/BEANED on-panel at that, since she was dating that fireman for a long stretch of issues, whereas Felicia's thing is just taking Cage's word.

MJ forever.

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I hope the new artist is good

Idem, But I'll miss Carlos Gomez.

pete's run with the ladies is always a near-disaster because of his spidey times, compared to MJ thotting it up when she was a model.

just think of the legions of models that dudes like dicaprio slam in a week. MJ was THAT model, going to yacht "parties" and shit.

there is honesty in felicia's nature, she is who she is, take it or leave it. MJ is the "reformed" girl

at least MJ and feliciafags can agree that gwen is the worst lel

Black Cat only likes the Spider-Man persona, not the person underneath. MJ likes the person, but I would be replacing that person, so the point is moot.

Felicia hasn’t been that way since the early 90’s bro, she likes Pete now.

This, but unironically

Reminder that even in a What If where the premise is explicitly about Felicia ending up with Peter, she still loses and dies. To Silver Sable, of all people.

Mary Jane, desu. Yeah Felicia would be a fun date but she would be terrible for everything else.

Felicia is GF material, MJ is Wife Material.

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Isnt he stil drawing the next two issue? Where is it said that he's leaving the title?

nothing ironic about my post

Yes, on his facebook and instagram. Now, he will draw the new Ms. America series.

I like redheads more but Felicia is the clear choice.
Assuming he can't get Sue Storm.

Based and incestpilled

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/thread. You fucking patrician.

What if Spider-Man's aunt got retconned into looking like Marisa Tomei (and she got deaged to look like current Marisa Tomei), and then he chooses her and Mary Jane and Felicia Hardy? What then?

The cat of course.

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oh that poor bastard, hopefully they get a good writer this time who'll just destroy whatever happened in volume 1

Mary Jane.

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MJfags literaly too blind to not see their waifu is just wig on manequin that wouldn't be in Peter's life for 90% of it just fucking off to do whatever modeling shit that's unrelated to his life in the slighest. Or being kidnapped for 9999999999999 time. Or dragging Peter to some shitty party that he hates being around. "Face it Tiger.You've hit a jackpot" is probably the biggest lie in Marvel history. It's character that would better fit as side chick for Tony

this

Black Cat. She's way hotter and far more fun.

This is the patrician answer tho.

VenoMJ is the best Spider-Waifu

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Get serious, dude. MJ was a party slut in HS and college. She's at least as much of a slut as Felicia.

>you punched me
>now I'll hate you forever
>grown in maturity