Lionel Coin Bank

>Trains in America hark back to a time of greatness
So THIS is what Trump means by "make America great again". He wants to go back to 1812, the last time the US was great!

Let's make it cartoons, then!

youtube.com/watch?v=zShPiKnYTeQ

My boss told me a sad story about how he used to collect Lionel trains but his sister's husband lied and asked to borrow them for their kids and then when they divorced he kept them.

Fuck that guy

>Commercial came out in 2007 during the dark age of CN
Zoomershit nostalgia

Out of the way baby, here comes the og
youtu.be/q2_I0EGhcB4

I want to know is if there's anybody here that's actually bought this

Imagine having a coin bank that takes up a huge portion of the fucking room. What a failure of a product.

In the advertising industry it's common knowledge that you have to repeat yourself 3 times for people to remember after the commercial ends.

These guys took it waaaaaaaay too literally.

Nothing you said makes sense.

Actually, I remember this one playing later.

youtube.com/watch?v=WYS5NtRXlZQ
>ywn hear this ad again in between after school cartoons (or live action shows since CN was going through a phase)

>Underagefags don't know this is Yas Forums related

It's zoomershit

based

What network was this on? I didn't get CN as a kid.

There we go

Im squeezed in the middle!

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I wanted to fuck her in her waitress outfit

Do you want to talk about penis videos?

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OLD TRAINS!
NEW TRAINS!
Fast trains
SloOoOow trains
SmmmOKIN TRAINS!

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>yfw you now remember
ZooBooks

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I'll rephrase it for you, my mentally challenged mutt friend.

The Lionel Coin Bank represents a time when America was great.
Ergo, American greatness was only during the steam locomotive era, which peaked in 1812.

Trumps motto is, "Make America great again".
Therefore, he wants to make America like it was in 1812, great.

Are you autistic?

It's a commercial that aired during cartoons, zoomer.

Oh fuck. I remember this. Was this on every kids VHS tape?

>user is obsessed with trains
>user is posting on Yas Forums
I don't know, what do you think?

I've never heard of that coin bank shit but this is burned into my brain since I was six.

I wish I didn't.

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I miss being a kid
youtu.be/7kMZ5kuF7Oo
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Animal Crackers in my soup!

Every fucking time CN was on commercial break.

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>American greatness was only during the steam locomotive era, which peaked in 1812
The first railway using steam locomotives began operating in England in 1825, and the first in the US was in 1829.

Old commercials are such gems.

More autismo material
youtu.be/G4J6usfwSUk
I can't imagine anyone else asking for these. Only autists and well meaning grandparents would order this.

Filename

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I wonder if this site is even useful

Those kids had a monkey and yet they rather look at the books.

>autists and well meaning grandparents
Sometimes they're the same thing. Have you ever seen the transport section of a bookshop? It's basically the autistic grandpa section. They just get called "eccentric" instead.

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I CAN HEAR IT IN MY MIND

youtu.be/Fh6Zon834ps

The fish eating the smaller fish is burned into my mind.

I thought this guy was Charles Schulz as a kid.

goddammit
stop hacking my brain

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Were these commericals for the adults that by chance watched cartoons with their kids or what? Seems like it.

FROM BABY TAKE A BOW
TO CURLY TOP

Come on Mario jump!!!

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AMERICA'S FAVORITE LITTLE DARLING

First canon mega mushroom ability

MONKEYS AND RABBITS
LOOP
THE
LOOP