Why the fuck do people actually like Superman? He is fucking terrifying and needs to be killed as soon as possible...

and that's terrible

No he is not. He is literally a monster

>But people in comics just enable him and let him do whatever he wants and anyone willing to stop him is treated and labeled as a villain. It doesn’t make any fucking sense. In a real world we would ban together to kill him.

T. Hasn’t read a single Superman or justice league comic book

I’m not edgy. It’s true if there was a real life Superman he would be terrifying and no one would be able to stop him if he decided to go tyrant

Superman wouldn’t go tyrant because he is Superman.

All of them are. But at least the flash and green lantern are humans and if need be they could be killed by traditional means. It would be hard but it could be done. Superman on the other hand is invulnerable

Then it's a good thing he's a fictional character you fucking moron

He at least makes sense

and that's terrible

You could use magic

>Superman is invulnerable
You mean the guy who was killed to death by doomsday? Also, fucking green kryptonite kills him. He’s also vulnerable to magic too. Fucking penn and teller could kill him, get off my board you fucking filthy casual.

This is basic shit, lad, you’re a brainlet.

I mean, if superman exists kryptonite exists no? That stuff pretty instantaneously immobilizes him.

I have and a vast majority of people completely support him

No. He still can and that’s what’s terrifying. He could flip the switch at any moment and no one would be able to stop him

It is a good thing. If he were real we would all be fucked

>he could flip the switch
But he won’t, because he’s Superman.

Oh, I see, you don't want to read superman. You want irredeemable.

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>put Superman in a lead box so the sun doesn’t power him up
>wait a week or so
>shoot him in the dome
Ez

Lex. Go to bed. I get you're stir crazy and pissed we all don't care how mad you are at him, but you've been running this shtick for a while. Justget Mercy to give you a handy and chill.

Oh yeah because we just have an unending abundance of kryptonite readily available whenever we need it. I could just run to the store and buy some if I needed it. And Most people aren’t sorcerers. How does magic just protect 99.9% of people. If he flipped he could take us all out without a sweat. Plus even if we could get our hands on kryptonite he has an army of cunts he could call in and label us villains and attack us with no due process. Laws do not apply to him

>Fucking penn and teller could kill him

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But he can. With no way to stop him it’s only inevitable

Just case a curse on him that gives him constant explosive diarrhea. He’ll hide forever

>unending abundance of kryptonite
you only need a sliver dude.

Yeah because he would just willingly let us put him in a lead box. How the fuck do you suppose we do that?

Put a bottle of orange soda inside it.

AND WHERE THE FUCK AM I A NORMAL PERSON SUPPOSED TO GET THAT WHILE HE IS IN THE MIDDLE OF MURDERING EVERYONE I KNOW AND LOVE

Snyder posts on Yas Forums?

Lex is the real hero of that goddamn story. He sees Superman as the menace to society that he is

>In a real world we would
I'm not sure why any of you took the thread seriously after this.

Whatever fictional contrivance is scribbled in our funny books our actual history is littered with people gathering around and enabling powerful, destructive, psychopaths wholly unironically.
The idea OP or anyone knows fuck for shit about a sense of good or bad is a very tired joke by now.

GREEN KRYPTONITE

I’m serious. If Superman snapped and started killing people for fun because he could. How would we get him in that box? He won’t go willingly and we as humans can’t force him. He can not be punished. We would be absolutely fucked

>Fucking penn and teller could kill him

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Read the fucking thread

In your scenario do the other DC superheroes exist?

Where in our history books has there ever been a godlike being who is above the law ever been recorded

He could also rape kids. No one could ever stop him.

This unironically is a good point

>lol xd so random
Cosplayers are just the WORST.

Does it matter? Either they do then why would they turn against him keeping him up and going only solidifies their power and they lose nothing and if they did he could pretty easily pick them off before they could actually group up and make a plan to stop him. And if they don’t same result

Various dictators man, Hell, right now in North Korea we have one just chilling, he can legit murder anyone he wants in that country for fun and nothing could/would stop him.

If you walked in on him raping your kid you wouldn’t be able to stop him

Kings the world over literally claimed to be chosen by or the progeny of gods and could never be questioned.
They were all just assholes same as any others like you, but everyone actually believed it was their turn to rule humanity because they said so.
Many atrocities stemmed from this, pull the other one.

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No picture if all his claims were real. That’s why Superman is so terrifying. They only difference is we could nuke that little bastard but not supes

But they didn’t have super powers

>In a real world we would ban together to kill him.

Hence why trying to make him 'realistic' was what killed the Zack Snyder DC films. Nobody wants a grim gritty violent 'realistic' Superman, unless it's an elseworld like Red Son or an Expy like Homelander in The boys.

And we could kryptonite superman

The atom could shrink to the quantum level and go inside his brain and destroy it, pic related.

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should have known the superman apologists would be out in full force. superman do breathe air and are a direct contributor to global warming based on the co2 that superman produce. superman regularly cut underwater cables because superman are so stupid, mistaking them for prey. this has caused a sharp spike in the price of teflon, a material that is used. superman are fucking retarded and should be erradicated as a species. luckily, steps have been put in place by french guiana, in a 2014 study presented to the UN

Why do I have to keep saying this... NORMAL PEOPLE DONT HAVE ACCESS TO KRYPTONITE.

normal people don't have access to nukes

I don't give a shit what they couldn't do despite false claims, it's what they actually did through mass idiocy and how that reflects on the common man's judgment that's the focus.

>Why the fuck do people actually like Superman?
I like his son