JSA Storytime: L.E.G.I.O.N

Good evening owls,

let's read some comics

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Hey OP

I'm committing to the Nibelungen this week while I'm working from home.

nice

well, I *was* at work but not anymore! storytime EVERY NIGHT

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Hi OP.

My hard drive decided to pick today to die so now I'm on an ancient laptop and have lost my last six months of data, including all of my Transformers reaction images. Yay.

Hello, Storyteller.

I would just like to say, for the record, that the podracing scene is the best part of Phantom Menace. ... Also, I am thirsty as fuck for a podracing game.

Anyway, how's everyone holding up?

Back at work making pizzas scared of covid!

I’m so pissed I had like a week off and was sick during it and couldn’t enjoy

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I work at my LCS and I've probably just lost my job. I know no one in town is going to be hiring, so I'm probably going to spend the next couple weeks day drinking and storytiming until I'm out of liquor.

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You mean those DEEP DISCOUNTS that Marvel keeps bragging about didn't help?

That really sucks user. I can't say I'm super happy about my country's response but at least there is one.

I saw this thing about US lawmakers putting some no abortions clause on their reducing elective medical care and felt despair like I've not felt in a while.

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It's probably of no real comfort, but food services are an essential function, especially right now. You may not think it, but you are helping to keep civilization going right now. Be safe out there, user.

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They were, until Diamond shut down. We were doing well with our Wednesday warriors doing curbside pickup, but now all we can do is try to convince some of them to use the money they'd normally spend on their pull to get key issues they want instead.

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1) no pants for Khunds

2) lol

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How come hero-for-hire stories aren't more common? American comics especially, you'd think would be more inclined towards those who fight the good fight getting a paycheck for it.

How well has the overshipped stuff been doing? I see Marvel did it to like 7 titles last month

we must have a reaction image thread

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I was able to get a few people Conan with the extra copies of 13 we got.

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;___;

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Is it at all possible that Telepath inspired Gates? Weird, diminutive bug member who doesn't really fit in that well... Probably reaching, but still.

that's, uhhh, that's an ass shot

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Hey OP. Ontario is locked down as of midnight tomorrow, yet I work still.

I need to remember to grab some business cards to help justify my driving about.

at least you guys are handling it better than we are :(

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What a bunch of khunds.

Diamond shutting down is fucking insane

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I read The LoEG Tempest on downtime and it is totally unfiltered Alan Moore in a really delightful way. There's a huge sense of fun with it in amongst his old coot shit. Once it starts switching styles every couple of pages it's practically more history/love letter than comic book.

BRETHREN! I work in delivery and my god empty restaurants are depressing.

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>I work at my LCS and I've probably just lost my job

The distribution monopoly just stopped receiving new product, so you are probably not alone.

Anyone halfway entertaining the idea that this might be an Amazon/Alibaba plot to destroy all other sales avenues?

sup 5YL Timberwolf
we're likely to get Emergency Powers'd tomorrow, making Trudeau the Second the second person to use that during peacetime (Trudeau the First used it during The October Crisis/Quebec terrorist separatists).
Quebec's shut down DC (and Image/Boom/Dark Horse)'s printer for three weeks.

That is indeed an asshot. The hell?

>tfw the GOP has devolved into "Let them die." territory
This is fine. Everything is fine. ... It's FINE.

Condolences, BTW.

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I could definitely buy Amazon killing 3% of the world's population to improve their market share. In a, we've reached the limited of conventional marketing kinda way.

Fucking wild to see them just come out and say it. Feels like another tipping point, like here's exposure of the reality of the situation. Is it going to change or is it just going to get worse?

Mercenaries are, by nature, disreputable and untrustworthy.
No one wants to root for a hero they don't believe in.

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Stealth outta be careful. A fuly rabbit diet'll kill you.

It's too few steps removed from not taking a job because nobody's paying. Oddly, i think LoSH had one of the first Heroes for Hire storylines.

feeling pretty morose today, ngl

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That's a Chaykin face on the right there.

For a second, i thought the Khund was interfering and holding Lobo back.

I think most people are, things are shitty. How's you situation looking over the next few months? Always glad you're around OP whether or not you're storytiming.

Lobo could definitely become Khund Emperor if he had a mind to.

well, I'm getting paid, I'm just nervous as hell

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>Only pain will do
Somehow, I'm not sure Dox is rhe one who should be administering.

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Still plenty of morons up here defying the stay home advice. Enough they are now moving to enforcement in multiple provinces.

khund on khund action

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Of course Vril would try to cure torture with More Torture.

Hit me up with your hypothetical "Vril Dox meets Megatron" pitches

In a way, I kind of appreciate the honesty. At least own the fact you're evil.

It'll only get worse, by the way. Sunk cost will result in yet more doubling down on backing the wrongest of horses. Though it will be grimly hilarious to watch people defend those who are literally advocating for their deaths.

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Yes... "devolved"....

It would be incredibly Cyberpunk, and we all have realized by now we're in the lamest Cyberpunk future.

At least part of this is him punishing Lydea and Dox himself.

"Coinquinate eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius."

There will be No Mercy. Or shirts.

Sorry to here that, OP. Snuggle the doggo a bit, maybe?

this is even beyond Hawkman level

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Yeah. Shit was bad before, but now we're dealing with a legit plague.

Consider this though, we can either sit here and wallow in our own collective misery, or we can crack jokes about how people have made Corona-chan porn.

Gotta say, that one user has a point. The art gets really bad at points. Yikes.

yes, that's a rin-tin-tin joke

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Being at home with the pet is like the one saving grace of monotonous home working.

She should have been more careful wih her booty.

Are there COVID-19 plushies yet?

Glad Fern is off and Kitson is back

my dog's decided to be a little shit today. Bugger even got two walks.

>Consider this though, we can either sit here and wallow in our own collective misery, or we can crack jokes about how people have made Corona-chan porn.
I split the difference cracking wise while wallowing in misery. Laughter is the cheapest medicine.

Don't forget that rich fuckers have spent the last decade at least betting hard on Doomsday.

People worth more money than you can imagine are planning a future in a vast underground supercomplex in New Zealand.

dog gets two walks a day

dog is spoiled as hell

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I thought "surely a second walk would wear her out" but nope.

Truly, Shirtless Combat is most Honorable Combat.

One silver lining I'm getting out of this, is there are a lot of people going on walks with pets and kids.

also the compilation of Italian mayors is amazing

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>now we're dealing with a legit plague.

Complete with damned ships adrift forever upon the unforgiving seas.

>Corona-chan porn
Hey, they started that shit with Ebola.

So, I'm gonna go ahead and just assume Devla never wears anything more than what he's in right now.

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A week ago I got news from the vet that my cat is dying of liver failure and there's nothing that can be done but to make him comfortable.

I need a captionless version of this panel

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