*sip*
*sip*
Ryan Gray
Other urls found in this thread:
mspfa.com
imgur.com
twitter.com
Cameron Ross
New bonus update and it’s probably bad so who cares
Adam Cox
>probably
It is going to be bad.
Alexander Wright
Damn your pretty courageous making a new thread
Ryan Gomez
Stay indoors.
John Reyes
Ok which one of you bastards wants to waste 5 dollars so we can get another thread
Gimme that bonus update imgur
Isaiah Ward
OH BOY I SURE DO LOVE HOMESTUCK HAVING CONTENT LOCKED BEHIND PAYWALLS THAT'S WHAT HOMESTUCK IS ALL ABOUT RIGHT? EXCLUSIVITY TO A SMALL AUDIENCE THAT CAN AFFORD TO PAY FOR IT? GEE GOLLY GEE.
Adrian Adams
I'd never waste money on people like that. Five bucks could get me a nudestucker's premium snapchat instead.
Ian Roberts
GIVING HOMESTUCK BACK TO THE FANS FIVE DOLLARS AT A TIME
Jordan Harris
Don't you want to financially support the efforts of these poor, starving authors who are continuing the story for your benefit, and clearly not for their own fanwank? How could you be so heartless as to deny them the money they deserve?
Levi Martin
>Seven writers with a SINGLE artist
What the crap
Noah Barnes
All I can feel is pain
Maybe I’ll start to enjoy it soon
Jose Lee
Reminder while we wait for content
Isaiah Gray
Aiden Gomez
Can you really call it content when it sucks? It's dad and DD in a far cry from PS.
Carter Cruz
>"8a8e, it's 4:AM, time for your dick flattening!"
>"Yes, honey."
Cooper Jones
Where’s Greg Heffley
mspfa.com
Oliver Lopez
Robert Morgan
Inb4 Dad Crocker is gay
Cooper Sullivan
He is.
Isaac Carter
Honestly, if he's gay for DD, I can't say I blame him.
Jason Harris
which homestuck characters would unironically find big chungus funny?
Easton Cooper
I agree. DD IS double Delicious.
Andrew Campbell
Brody Ortiz
Jade.
Juan Garcia
Jade.
Ayden Lewis
Seriously?
Or you just trolling?
Elijah Allen
He’s dead inside
Nathaniel Powell
Dave, secretly. He would unironically enjoy ironic memes because he’s that much of a tool
Jackson Campbell
>CAN AFFORD TO PAY FOR IT
I mean its only five bucks. Not saying they deserve the five quid (well the artist does), but still.
Also >image name
I'm reminded of that one fan who drew those two detailed bec noir/blanche pics that everyone used/seen that later turned into a DMC fan artist. Which good for them.
Ryder Thomas
Seriously.
I mean old Dave DID enjoy ironic things unironically because deep down he was a tool and we knew it. The problem is new Dave doesn't enjoy anything except Obama and not talking to Karkat.
Jonathan Phillips
Ian Jackson
*bi, remember he had a thing with Mom Lalonde
Nathaniel Baker
Jackson Brown
that was egbert, this is crocker. subtle differences
Bentley Moore
>KARKAT: OH AND I DON'T GIVE A *FUCK* WHAT ANYONE SAYS, LOSING YOUR SENSE OF SMELL IS NOT A REAL DISABILITY!!!
As someone who recently lost my sense of smell because of the coronavirus, I find this offensive
Anthony Lopez
>bisexuals in Homestuck
haha
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Zachary Gutierrez
I mean they did try to retcon Vriskas canon bisexuality becuase Bi people suck now?
Austin Ortiz
please tell me thats actually twitter and not legit
Tyler Lopez
As someone who is violently, pants shittingly allergic to the LGBTQ+ community HS2 gets 2 skidmarks out of 3
Juan Hernandez
It's a twitter user talking about the update, but I assume that's what happens.
Dudes just be chilling
Isaiah Hall
yeah they utterly hate bisexuals, they did the same with Dave. They hate heterosexuals sure but bisexuals in particular get most of their ire because they have to grin and bear it when the idea of someone having sex with the opposite gender that they have to share a space with makes them fume more than anything.
Logan Lopez
Isaiah Rodriguez
There a bunch of explicit bisexuals
Aaron Russell
Yeah that was chad dad egbert
Austin Sullivan
I’m gonna slip on a banana peel and try to land on my neck
Carter Hall
where would greg heffley rank. i assume low because greg is typically displayed as a vain and weak person.
Nolan Hughes
which they are making an active effort to retcon, remember.
Joshua Adams
Lucas Parker
reminder that Kate lost an election to a corpse
Caleb Harris
Tyler Martin
I mean, even if he was gay, I have a hard time imagining either of Dads, Egbert or Crocker, as sexual beings. The mans' across two timelines never once been married or gone out with anyone, hell, even with Mom Lalonde, the most saucy it got was him going on a wine date with her.
>Kate Mitchell
>election
Please elaborate.
David Wright
F tier, full stop. He sucks
Anthony Long
Homestuck 2 wants to take the B out of LGBTQ+
Hunter Russell
so its double standards, good to know
or not.
honestly i'm more confused about how droog knows about vibing than his lowkey bi-homolust (I mean dignitary also went through this phase its not surprising)
Aiden White
>people payed for an update to see DD and Dad Crocker be horny
Huh.
Joshua Clark
Hey at least it’s a HS update I could see someone other than twitter goblins enjoying
Ryder Scott
NEWSPAPER
FULL
OF
LEWDS
James Hall
if the next bonus update isn't Dad Crocker going balls deep into DD's asshole, I'm burning down WhatPumpkin.
Juan Martinez
Its more like
>People are paying for genuinely shit content with no weight or value.
Huh.
Parker Martin
Bentley Cook
Thanks dada
Luke Sullivan
You remembered not to use the same name this time, right?
John Murphy
Of course they do. They fired anyone who dared to imply that Dave could love anyone but Karkat.
Evan Young
If they kick me, I'll just make a new one
James Adams
We should cancel them
Sebastian Johnson
Oh fuck, boys.
Ayden Russell
hey have you guys heard of this cool website called megidochan??? it's where some of homestuck general's former members fled to! i bet you could find it! if you really wanted to, i bet you could find it!
Jace Ward
Jonathan Stewart
A lot of that could've been cut out and nothing would change.
Levi Nelson
>inb4 they end up turning every single carapacian into a homotard except for CD, literally the only carapacian to ever show traits of being gay in the first place
Just wait for it.
Jose Young
You can't.
What part of this can't you understand. Kate literally sold her nudes to minors and didn't get cancelled, nothing is going to take them down.
Nolan Turner
Idk of patreon does IP bans but still, keep your head down man
Christopher Turner
look at that default fucking posture. I actually started laughing when I saw this.
Lucas Bennett
I read it yet I feel nothing
Adam Lewis
why the FUCK do you have to pull Problem Sleuth into this? what has he ever done to you?
Ian Walker
Why are they defiling Problem Sleuth?
Adam Peterson
Well that update was lame...
Anyone else feel like the dialouge is trying to sound like OG Homestuck but it keeps leaking "Shitty Knockoff" in between sentences?
Jack Diaz
He showed interest in a girl.
Jonathan Wood
So is this Diamonds Droog a different one to the intermission Diamonds Droog or what? It's not the DD from the Alpha Kid's session, that's for sure. Is the Problem Sleuth world a different sphere of reality to Paradox Space? Why are the imaginary Problem Sleuth characters suddenly real? Are they even Carapacians?
William Hughes
happening: y/n
Nolan Carter
Fun fact: all of the bonus updates have been the most boring shit
Jason Harris
I LOVE YOU CORONACHAN
Jaxson Myers
Perish, vile beast
S U F F E R
Jeremiah Myers
I want her to get fired, not die.
Landon Nguyen
Shes like 27 so if she gets corona it dont really matter.
Josiah Lewis
It's the Droog from the Midnight Crew, so the troll session.
Hunter Turner
Yea, most of the sentences were straight ripped from the OG Homestuck.
Samuel James
Oh, so this is the timeline that Spades Slick left behind, then? I wonder if we'll see Clubs or Hearts then.
Grayson Cook
It's user donation Droog
William Scott
man, I should really get to reading problem sleuth, huh
William Hughes
thisGuys let's not make this ugler than need be. If she has to resign from HS, that's fine, but don't wish for her actual death.