Only snowflake is nonbinary

safe space is just a man it turns out

all the more reason to give him a cooch

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What is Safespace's power?

He creates barriers around people. If feel like the writer came up with the name before the power though.

agreed

snowflake's power is also unbelievably generic - snowflake shaped weebs stars who the hell cares

im still not sure this ISNT all a pisstake

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>im still not sure this ISNT all a pisstake

It isn't. It's either something like the gays making rainbows their symbol and the creators are just trying to take these words and make them their own, or the creators are just severely out of touch and don't realize these are derogatory terms.

My money's on the latter.

Look, all I want out of this is half a dozen white men having sex with Snowflake at once, each one bearing their own unique features that makes them a distinct entity bound together only by their fair complexion.

Remember when the new thundercats were shown, and people thought at first it was a joke/fanfiction too?

Part of me think it IS A pisstake, but at the expense of Marvel. The creator creates these awful characters on purpose as jokes, but the editor takes them seriously and goes with it.

This.

I can't tell who wants these characters. I check Twitter and basically no one is talking about or likes these characters. No one here likes them. Who exactly are they for?

Kind of hoping they go full circle though and start having heroes like Faggot, a gay man who reclaimed the slur as his superhero name. Would definitely read that

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It's just so refreshing to see that Marvel is finally standing up to all the bigotry and hatred and racism and transphobia out there, and have finally hired a true ally to the cause.

Surely the writer of this wonderful comic is going to be some disenfranchised middle aged black transgender who knows hardships and can use her real life circumstances to give us unique and compelling prospective on these upcoming fresh and new characters.

Wait, what's that? The writer is /literally/ a soiboi wojack?

What the fuck?

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>the creator of these characters also wrote a book called Black Santa who has a husband who is a white man and said that Black Santa is going to be the only Santa his children learn about
Yeah, I'm sure it's a pisstake at marvel, and not some horrible, horrible attempt at being post-modern and inclusive.

Marvel unironically thinks shit like this will sell. They've been pandering hardcore to minorities and POC and the LGBTQA+ group for about half a decade, maybe a bit more.
For whatever reason they fail to realize that pandering just causes the modern readers that are already bought in on your products to leave, and it doesn't actually bring anyone else in, because anyone that is actually being pandered too can see right through the paper-thin reasoning behind it. They don't want to create a new black or gay character to create a new character that happens to be black or gay. They want to create a new black and gay character specifically to get blacks and gays to read their books.
Hopefully, this will finally be the wakeup call that they've needed, because absolutely NO ONE wants this New Warriors shit.

This is deeply amusing above all else, and the only thing I'm really offended by is making a character and giving him the power of using the google search engine

I know right... even if his last name sounds like someone made it up as a parody.

A: "How are we gonna call this new jew kike character that's P.C."

B: "I don't know, what shekelmiser kibblesmith or something?"

Your wrong.
Just because the newest Captain marvel is number 50 in sales and the old #1 comics are top sellers doesn't mean the new Captain marvel is not selling!

I legitimately think it wouldn't have anywhere near as much bad press if it was some like...dyke or black lady dyke or whatever that was the writer behind it.
But the fact that it's a "white" man (((jew))) that clearly "hates" being "white" (((even though he's a jew))) just makes it so, so much worse.

Oh yeah, it's amazing how he has everything stacked against him, the parody name, his appearance, the fact he mentions he wasn't cool enough to read comics when he was a kid. You can feel a shiver of cringe watching the interview.

That's just him, we're not even talking about the characters or 'internet gas' origins.

Don't forget that he created Black Santa.

A jewish man, wrote a "Christmas" book, aimed towards kids under 10, to teach them that Santa is a black man and a homosexual. Surely there's no hidden agenda there.

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Also don't forget that this man that constantly brings up that he's a Jew for literally no reason, is offended when people may infer that the only reasons he got his Black Santa book published was because of some nefarious Jew plot.

The systematic destruction of the white man is literally happening in front of our eyes and there's nothing we can do about it.

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Jews invented Santa to get Christian parents to spent all their money around Christmastime, dumbass.

Who the fuck cares Santa are 90% of Americans know him is a Coca Cola advertisement not a holy symbol.

>777
god has spoken now fuck off

>Should have made him the santa mascot of Dr. Pepper

Like I said, it wouldn't be the first time that it happened before. Disgruntled employee sabotaging his own company out of protest. But sadly, I think Marvel being out of touch is more likely.

>The systematic destruction of the white man is literally happening in front of our eyes and there's nothing we can do about it.
Santa isn't real.

You know what IS real though?

FORTNITE ON 3DS, MA

These names are so on-point, it's like calling a gay superhero Captain Gay, or a black superhero Blackman.

"Captain Buttpirate"

>Some people throw this around on the internet as derogatory term, but he decided to wear it as a badge of honor.

>Not joking, that's the reasoning he uses.

Defenders of faggotry are out in force.

Well they wouldn't be much of a snowflake if they weren't the only one. Lord knows "Snow powers" isn't unique.

user the only hidden agenda there ever is is "get more money". Not even because he's a jew, anyone who does this shit is only in it to make money. Most of them are just really dumb about it.

Im guessing he conisdered "social justice warrior" and "s oy boy" as alternative but coudn't think about any cool abilities.

Could of gave Snowflake a better power desu. Even normal people can tank a ice shuriken if it doesn't pierce a vital area.

Once upon a time that model kind of worked. They had superheroes of many different races back when the demographic skewed even more white, and it's no secret the X-men were often treated as a metaphor for racism or homophobia or whatever. But all that was hidden under a lay or marketability to the core demographic. If the concept could stand on its own by being cool enough to appeal to the broader audience, it didn't need to rely on annoying people for marketing.

This here is like trying to catch flies with rock salt.

He was real, he was an Anatolian Greek bishop and he got into a fist fight at the Council of Nicea.
So we should depict him as an angry Greek man thowing punches in a toga.

Somehow I think "Powers with conditions" is a thing the Japanese are better at doing.

It works better when you have a singular creative vision overseeing their execution. When you get new writers rotating in and out everyone wants to make up some new shit.

Yas Forums come up with a badass trans character, nothing weird ok? Let's show Marvel we can do better than them.

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This concept is still functional, to a degree.
The problem is just kids don't care for comics these days.
At least not in the numbers they'd need to in order to draw them into a hobby this expensive.
They are growing up in a world so chock full of media that fight for attention, there is no reason to look at that pricey, oldtimey print format anymore.
So the readership they have is a calcified bunch of aging nerds and they know they can't hold those forever, either.
But they just can't get new readers in, so they flail and cut corners and fuck over retailers and try random nonsense to not go under.
But their glory days are long over, so the attempts get more desperate. We are witnessing the 1944 Nazi super weapons projects of Marvel.

In the end they will have to restructure everything or go under for good
Their obsolete business model is failing and shock tactics aren't really working anymore.
The unreal mix of ossified status quo rehashing for a singular universe and the strategy of ivory tower over mass appeal have to end.
The genre of caped heroes is just ending.
And if Marvel can't stop doing the same old, it too will end or atrophy to a vestigial company that only serves as a copy rights holder for Disney.

Within about 10 years Marvel will have to turn around its distribution as the comic store is dying out.
And it will need to restructure it content, too.
To draw in new readers they must offer bang for your buck again.
More pages, less money, more new ideas, less self-referential circle jerk.

And then of course the stories themselves.
They know they need new shit to print, but they have glued themselves to old characters who have had every conceivable story told about them already.
This, too, must end. They have to get authors with a vision to write a story that can end, and then allow it to so new stories can be told.

He is an ALLY to alphabet people

Hm. "Badass" is a bit limiting.
You could have a sexually intimidating art project kind of persona that completely overwhelms you with androgynous sex and/or violence.
Frank N. Furter et al.
Or a complete badass who happens to also be trans, like Ystin.

The big problem here is how limiting a character based around such an identity is.
You basically can't have a character that's just passing and is actually about different things. If your character is trans, that eats up their personality because you have to talk about it, otherwise the reader won't know and your character isn't trans in any meaningful way.
You are binding yourself to a theme and you can't talk about some things you might want to talk about because your character has to still represent an identity.
At least for long enough to establish the character. But then again, trans people are really in a process of becoming, so you end up writing them out of their identity in a way. Their identity is a problem they struggle to overcome, so "winning" means to not be trans anymore.
As such you have an arc that you can do only once for this character, and it is a personal struggle that is predetermined in its conclusion.

Looking at Angela's lesbian lover, that's a trans character cut short.
She has a magical transition before the story starts. So she's factually just a woman now.
Which is why trans people in modern super hero comics are stupid, conceptually.
They should logically erase themselves ASAP by means of magic or science.
Because they don't want to be cut up and hormonally changed in a painful, long process if there is the possibility of just physically switching what they are.
If you can just call a wizard and make an appointment to become the person you feel you are, anything less is just needless cruelty.

It's much easier to have a character who is not a problem to be resolved but happy the way they are, so they can have problems outside their identity.

I thought he was a Russian concept.

Wait that's the same guy!?
That's fucking hilarious.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas
No he was a real person mythified by Christianity and later taken over by corporate marketing.
You are talking about
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ded_Moroz
The two were conceptually merged into the modern Santa.

>character that's very clearly designed to look like a woman is non-binary
>character that's designed to be gender neutral and could be either an effeminate man or a butch woman... is just a dude
How could they so completely fuck it up in every way.

Ewing handled social justice warrior significantly better in Ultimates where he had people the people trained by 616 Justice be called the Justice Warriors.

Meanwhile, said writer is a straight white man.

The thing that really gets me is that, based on the interview, he apparently doesn't even like the original New Warriors. Like, I could understand being excited to write the new warriors and then getting told by editorial that they need to be training some new generation of heroes that appeal to zoomers. In that case, I would have probably done the exact same thing cause fuck me if I know what zoomers like beyond the memes.

Didn't he admit the original ones intimidated him? I didn't think 'souboy' was an actual thing, but...

Which is actually pretty fucking racist, because the only characters on the team you could argue are meant to be 'intimidating.' Speedball is comic relief, Firestar and Justice are your straight-laced goodie superheroes, and Namorita was, I guess, girl power. Nova was a bit of a jock, so I could see a this guy being put off by that or whatever, but it's very clearly Night Thrasher and Rage he's talking about.

Night Thrasher is a skateboard-riding take no shit vigilante. Rage was black shazam, except powered by rage at black oppression. Both empowering to african americans. Intimidating to pasty white nerds.

Yeah, I noticed that. I'm glad someone else did. They low-key take away a lot of stuff that would actually - god help me I'm using these terms - empower minorities in fantasy, or make them actually able to kick ass/be badass, and instead turn them feminine and more passive in terms of powers.

And hell, I'll roll the other way and say what's been pointed out a lot, a lot of feminine and sexy looking heroines who nonetheless kick ass and do cool stuff have to be made more androgynous or whatever and it turns out women don't respond to that. Souboys are honestly turning everything into this dull, mushy same-y timid character.

I can't stand cretins like this.

They do stupid shit, shit that genuinely upsets people or generates ridicule, and they turn around and go "wah i am jewish don't bully me plz"

Fuck you, that yamukuh or whatever it is doesn't shield you from taking criticism and growing as an artist. Learn from your mistakes and gain some perspective instead of hiding behind your star of David you fucking hack.

I don't know what triggered him to write that tweet but still, something about people always hiding behind their race or religion is always going to be super fucking trashy.

Why do we hire super politically retarded people to write comics and tv shows these days?

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Comics like these aren't made to make money.

The thing is, comics don't make enough money to Disney to care about them. Disney makes money with toys, licensed merchadising, their parks, films and whatnot. The only reason they are atill making comics is to keep the main characters alive in our culture (as the CLASSIC COMIC SUPERHEROES™). But anyway, the critics are made of Kibblesmiths, and the Kibblesmiths demand DivErSiTy!™ or else they'll rile up the SJW horde (which isn't all that big, but it's really noisy and for some reason the higher ups fear them) on social media to REEEE at them. So what do they do? They hire a cheap loser like Kibblesmith, who gets himself a team of cheap losers to write and ilustrate the comic (notice ho all these SJW comics have shit stories, shit dialogues and look like shit), and there it is, the Kibblesmith critics are appeased, and with a relatively small cost.

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>carl manvers is just a wo man it turns out

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What an absolute CHAD