So now that its up on the internet in High Quality What did you think?

So now that its up on the internet in High Quality What did you think?

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Is there a MEGA?

movie made for faggots

So you've watched it multiple times? Fill us in.

good movie that got fucked by corona, better than ralph 2 and incredibles 2.

it's actually been a while since we had a Pixar beta white male coded MC, I think the last one was wall-e

>better than ralph 2
sure
>and incredibles 2.
kek

big brother and milf 10/10
i need more lewds. where are the fujos when you need them.

They're busy with anime boys

Most fujos don't share their "problematic" art publicly anymore, just in private discord groups. As even stuff like incest will get the Twitter mob after you.

Boring fucking movie that deserved to bomb, but got saved from the virus. Pixar has gotten stale, I thought the endless sequels they were peddling were the fault of disney forcing them to do it, but it turns out that no one over there gives a shit to write a decent story.

Fell asleep 20 minutes in, does it get better ?

It was good looking but very boring so far.

I liked the relationship between the two brothers, but you can defenitely get a good whiff of the onions seething of the "muh daddy issues" who made this movie.

Pretty meh. All about D&D mythology without any roots to anything. Good stuff here and there, but it feels very middle of the road. Also why do all Pixar movies have that second-act quarrel between the protagonists that get solved five minutes after?

Good, not great. Surprisingly, I might have enjoyed this more than Toy Story 4 and Incredibles 2. Those movies had higher highs, but also lower lows and messy plotting. Onward was simple and stayed on point.
The big downside, as everyone suspected when the first images were released, was the visual quality. It's one of the dullest and least appealing-looking films of Pixar's catalog. It's disappointing that, post-Lego Movie and post-Spiderverse, Pixar is still doing the same thing without pushing the aesthetics of their films.

absolutely asinine, to the point it could have been made with actors and make up.

>white male coded
You can't code a race, only culture.

There hasn't been a truly visually appealing Pixar since maybe Inside Out, and that's a big maybe.

Still waiting for MEGA

>it's actually been a while since we had a Pixar beta white male coded MC
He's a jew. And why are you acting like we needed another beta loser as an MC? Get out

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BARLEY BARLEY BARLEY BARLEY BARLEY BARLEY BARLEY BARLEY BARLEY BARLEY BARLEY BARLEY BARLEY BARLEY BARLEY BARLEY BARLEY BARLEY BARLEY BARLEY BARLEY BARLEY BARLEY BARLEY BARLEY BARLEY BARLEY BARLEY BARLEY BARLEY BARLEY BARLEY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH I WANT HIS FUCKING THICK COCK TO POUND ME DOWN AND BREED ME UNTIL I'M RETARDED

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>no Blind Guardian in the soundtrack
What a wasted opportunity

Utterly forgettable.

Just torrent, you absolute retard. MEGA is for TV.

I thought it was decent. Miles better than Frozen 2, though that isn't an accomplishment in itself. I probably won't watch it again but it was worth investing 2 hours of my day.

At least it's not The Good Dinosaur.

Bros... why is Barley so gosh darn cute?

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I want to fill him up.

Yeah he's my favorite character in the movie. I was a older brother and a fuck up as well.

Wish they had give him a gf by the end of the movie.

that's not a really high bar to achieve

This movie was much better than Sonic, by a lot.

The ending dragon fight was worth the wait
But I'm a little sick of the Pixar formula

Itd make a good level in a spinoff Kingdom Hearts game...

That's all I got

Kingdom Hearts sucks ass. There's only one good game in that series, it's the first. BBS and 345/2 days shouldve been the last games in the series.

He didn't even to do it then.

>he didn't even need to do it
FTFY

>KH2 shouldve been the last game in the series.
Fixed it for you

Really I don't give a shit what movies get used in future KH games. The series is completely ruined as of 3.

Doesn't mean it might not happen since Disney and all.

They just knew we'd love the fuck outta him.

Kimcartoons

>Wish they had give him a gf
He already has one.

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...b-but they look so disgusted.

I fucking adored it, probably more so because I'm a fuckup chunky big brother who's into D&D and is perfectly aware how much more potential his kid brother has

It was nice and fun, some cool parts but overall feels a bit flat, like they had a clear fantasy story they wanted to showcase, went for a urban setting and they just didn't know how to feel in the gaps. Best parts to me: fairy bikers and dungeon crawl.

>All about D&D mythology without any roots to anything
see, that's what I mean. There's disconnection
between the setting and how it's presented. I really can't conceived a world where magic has faded because people thought it wasn't worth it, then show Ian going full Harry Potter not even 2 days after getting a magic stuff.

>spoonfeeding
Don't be surprised if that site "mysteriously" dissapears next day

Reminder that Pixar films are literally just tech demos, this one included.

first elsanna, now this. disney is based.

It's one of the most low effort and phoned in Pixar movies they've ever done. The commercial to promote the movie literally reads off a checklist of Pixar tropes and goes YEP ITS GOT EM as if formulaic structure is a selling point. It had the potential to be Pixar's most interesting and well-developed world since Monster's Inc or Wall-E but it ends up being entirely surface level. 95% of the world is elves because then they can just reuse generic human models. Other fantasy creatures only come into play for plot contrivance or gags. The DnD "inspiration" is window dressing. Vague gibberish that sounds like the extent of knowledge your average person on the street would have about DnD. There's just no logical consistency or attempt to make the setting mean something. It's all convenience. After not even knowing magic existed and it being gone from the world for centuries Ian's just able to start casting every spell in the book because he "feels" hard. The most powerful and complex spell in the magic canon isn't the resurrection spell he's trying to pull off it's Lightning Bolt? Because they needed him to have a big flashy move he pulls off against the big bad in the end to show he's a magic chad now. At the end he's just freely using magic and talking about it so apparently it was never a taboo thing? Even though his dad was hiding that he was a wizard and never told anyone? The best example of how unimaginative the movie is is the opening. Shitty gags and a completely by the books and trope-filled (and always completely unrealistic) High-School outcast montage. It's never been how HS is or anybody acts but hack writers use it for quick character set-up and empathy.

This post was too autistically long for how little I've thought about this movie since it came out.

I disagree with you.

The art style pisses me off more than anything. You have a high fantasy inspiration and the Disney bank account. You could have some absolutely wild Bahkshi LOTR inspired CG that really pushed the medium forward. It doesn't need to be adult and gritty but lean into the iconic elements of high fantasy art. Pixar has ruined the animation industry because everything coming out of the west uses the same soft generic ass style. I look at something like the new Lupin the Third movie over in Japan which was fucking gorgeous to watch and wonder what the hell happened over here.

People like you keep criticizing the Onward art style and you COMPLETELY ignore Monsters University.
Hell, people here fucking loved those designs and shit on the Onward ones despite being pretty much similar.

The internet isn't one person. I'm taking Pixar as a whole to task if you couldn't read. Their art style has been ruining animation for over a decade now.

So we can all agree that the only reason the Manticore, the mom, and the two brothers aren’t arrested in the end for various crimes is because the mom is fucking a cop and their police force almost certainly operates on an unjust and corrupt system that lets off people with those kinds of connections scott free, right?

Loved it. Was much better than I expected.

MU was shit too.

he sure does

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It was bad.
I think the primary reason is that the director doesn't understand fantasy. At all.

Every fantasy component of the movie took away from it. The director clearly wanted to tell a really sappy story about coping with dad loss, but needed to put some sort of spin on it to sell it as a movie idea. The entire movie was basically just an extended elevator pitch, and for every one good idea it had it had twenty bad ones.

The characters were so unlikable it's amazing. The main character has no redeemable qualities, and the older brother never actually completes any sort of arc. What's amazing is that they somehow managed to populate the movie with even more unlikable characters, with a grand total of ten or so, with like three named ones.

It's emotional core is hollow, and at no point in the movie was I actually invested in the two brothers actually accomplishing their goal of spending some time with their dad. The movie never made their quest important, because it wasn't actually going to deliver on it, so we get a movie where we watch a road trip that has not particularly high stakes, yet they're breaking the law, fighting bikers, nearly dying thirty times, and we're supposed to leave with the message that the older brother is really good at taking care of his younger brother.

I think the one scene that had an impact on me was his knot coming undone, and his eyes filling with tears as he realizes that his ineptitude may have just killed his brother. Of course, he doesn't really learn anything from this and the movie ends with the only big difference being that one of the brothers now has magic powers to abuse.

It's a movie for no one. Maybe for mid-forties moms.

It was just passable. The world didn't feel real and the jokes were mostly kinda obvious. It didn't have any real creativity.

I also get the feeling that they intended to make it much heavier rock and roll themed but were told late on they weren't allowed to and had to rewrite the film as a result.

The dance scene was clearly meant to be to "anyway you want it" but got replaced by generic music.

Yep, gotta say I agree with you.

The older brother is the same person from the start to the final act. The most frustrating thing is that it never once deals with the fact that he's the one who would kill to be able to use magic but he can't (not to mention there's no exploration of why he can't).

The cop boyfriend... what was the point of the character? He never shows redeeming qualities, is he just there to justify the overzealous police chases? It makes the final scene extra awkward given that the mum, the boyfriend and dad are all clearly in eyesight of each other. Does the mum not give a shit about him either?

The whole phoenix gem quest makes no sense either. It's ultra valuable... but no one's tried to take it?

Incredibles 2 was nowhere near as good as the first one.

There's so much that the writers hoped you'd ignore or forget, or maybe they just forgot themselves.

The older brother just being super cool about his younger brother being a wizard instead of him is probably his highest moment in the film, but it's ignored because the Director wasn't really interested in the magic side of things and was only interested in telling his "I lost my dad" story.

As bad as the older brother's lack of an arc was, I think the worst arc is actually the manticore's. She went from running a business that essentially exploited her former adventuring glory and turning it into a pale shadow of what it was as a manager, all the way to running a business that essentially exploited her former adventuring glory and turning it into a pale shadow of what it was as a manager/mascot.

Kind of this. I felt like they could have done some cool shit with the world but just made it "modern world but fantasy creatures". Zootopia did something similar and seemed much more competently realized.