/co characters whose height or weight were different from what you expected

/co characters whose height or weight were different from what you expected

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>implying that's a problem when The Slayer killed a titan with his own bare hands

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How the fuck do I stop this thing?

>taller girl
Hot.

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Pretty much this scenario

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH GUYS I WANT TO FUCK CHARLIE SO GOD DAMN BAD HOLY SHIT YOU DONT KNOW HOW FUCKING DEPRESSED AND UTTERLY DECIMATED BY THE FACT EVERY TIME I WAKE UP I REALIZE SHE ISN'T REAL AND SHE IS NEVER REAL LIKE HOLY SHIT I JUST WANT TO TAKE OUT MY COCK AND POUND THAT TIGHT PALE WHITE BOOTY WHILE SHE MOANS AND GIGGLES AND WE BOTH HAVE PLEASURABLE INTERCOURSE AND AFTERWARDS SHES SINGS SOME GAY QUIRKY BROADWAY MUSICAL SHIT THAT VIV SELF INSERTS INTO BUT I DONT CARE BECAUSE ITS SO FUCKING HOT AND KINKY AND WE END IN A KISS EUUUUUUUUUUGH I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO FUCKING DIE FUCK THIS GAY WORLD

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>Now here’s why Hazbin Hotel is shit

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By the way: the Doomslayer is confirmed as the same marine from the first games and Doom 64. As well as the comic.

Shut up Francis

Is this Star Vs.?

Star is their daughter

>Reditoom and tumblr hotel together
Of course, a match made in heaven

Doom 2016 and Doom Eternal are pure FPS kino you filthy casual

waiting for offspring

No, and no.

ahah, that was easy.

Oh fuck why did their daughter marry a mexican

Besides, isn't there a colorful glue factory board you should be showing your shit taste to?

Simple: both familes are Catholic

My Little _____
My Little _____
aaAAAAHHHH

We get it: you love Basedtendo

>using google fan metrics as gospel

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>she got better
And that's why berserker packs are forbidden in their house.

They were playing rock paper scissors, if you look at their hands

Don't worry, she recovered. Though she did ban berserker packs from the home after the wedding

Bros I want amazon Charlie to dominate me so bad

Does she have any powers? I haven't watched this show yet

>implying every night for them isn't a battle for dominance that results in sexual armageddon

She does have a demon form if i recall

full image source, puh-lease.

m.imgur.com/a/mo8wQpA

This. A girl towering even a 6'0 man is prime taste

Weird i have yet to meet a woman who wasn't at dick sucking level with me. Then again I'm 6 foot 2

Vivienne I love you

Are you calling me the guy from L4D or is that the name of the guy who has been obsessing over Viv the past few days? I just want to fuck Charlie.

shut up Francis

Francis is the barneyfag that sperged out about colorful horses and now is an incel orbiter of Vivienne

I looked up Barney's theme song because I like hurting myself in the feels.

As if he couldn't get any sadder.

>Getting "Slayed" by this ABSOLUTE UNIT at least five times a night
I'd say that Charlie is the real winner here

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His melee slaps don't do shit in Doom Eternal

How long till we see their son in a Praetor suit?

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That's disappointing, at least we get to hear him say Rip and Tear

I was actually interested in the topic, you faggots.

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Is it just one guy spamming this headcanon?

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Aquaman's 6 foot 1 and over 300 pounds!

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바위!

>3.5 feet tall
>looms over Elmer
Thomething is amith

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Its 59 actually

Over 300 pounds of pussy and ass!

I'm the same height and 40 pounds heavier than the Doom Slayer? Go me.

6 foot master race

>Hazbin Hotel

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It's weird, because he's depicted as being so much more muscular than I am. I'd have guessed 250-270 easy.

The stats are made up by people who don't know what those stats look like in real life. It ultimately doesn't matter.

You'd be right.
t. 6'0" 180lb DYEL

I suppose so, I just don't want to feel and think like I'm bigger and more muscular than the fucking Doom Slayer. It feels weird.

The armor adds an extra foot

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Such a happy couple

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Is there some bullshit 'Atlanteans are denser than regular humans' type justification for this?