Thoughts on the New Warriors user?

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We've had several threads firmly establishing they are indeed shit

Are you sure? I think we need more.

All this shitposting is making me warm up to them.

Me too, I might end up ironically reading them...

I'm looking forward to it in a weird way. When is it coming out?

This desu

It’s a purely contrarian thing but it’s happening anyway

>>The most the world would ever talk about the New Warriors is because some horrendously blatant SJW book is coming out, instead of their 2nd most talked about topic, blowing up in Civil War.

There's just something that people love to seethe about hideous designs that just gets to me.

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At least he's not spike man anymore right?
Right?

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If you think they're not going to drudge up Penance yet again then you're deluded.

Dangit

>I wish more people wanted to talk about the New Warriors
Worst fucking monkey's paw wish I've ever made.

>Ben 10
How pathetic

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A team that old-school readers hate for the SJW nonsense and SJWs hate for being shitty boomer pandering with crap names and designs. I can't wait for them to be oldschool throwback jokes in twenty years (the only time they will ever be even ironically relevant).

> I N T E R N E T G A S

Internet gas sounds like a central plot element in a Scooby Doo movie that was released straight to DVD in the mid 2000s.

I'm hoping there will be a Penance legacy, who's an absolute fangirl for OG Penance, and makes Speedball incredibly uncomfortable.

I can understand where the people making this can justify the decisions
>weird names
You mean like Deathblow? Bloodshot? Deadpool? Killer Shrike? Carnage? Night Thrasher? These are okay names that stand the tests of time?
>the internet gas
Freakazoid. Although anything can sound weird when you break it down like this. Guy gets bathed in gamma radiation and now he turns into a hulking monster. For example.
>the magic backpack
The magic ring. The magic watch. The magic lantern. The magic gun.The magic beetle. The magic helmet. Maybe it's time Matvel started taking cues from DC
>sjw shit
Honestly this is the only thing I can't stand. Non-binary. Fat girl of colour. Gay Jock. It's pretty weird they still want to peddle this shite even though for years we've been saying we don't like it.
But idiots are blowing this way out of proportion for views. Literally saw a guy go "internet gas" and look at the camera with the most punchable smug face... these aren't points. They are nitpicks

He's definitely hooked up to the internet
Just look at those DSLs

Literal outrage bait that Yas Forums is eating up like breakfast.

Thanks a lot, user.

GOTTA
INHALE
INTERNET
GAS

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

I CAN FEEL THE GOOGLE POWERS

First off freakzoid is a parody of comics, second his origin is far less ridiculous than "grandpa internet gas"

I would read this book just for this

>inhaling internet gas gives him the ability to see augmented reality
So he's a schizophrenic?

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"I-I don't know guys, I thought it was shit but now... I think it might be cool. In like a trash kind of way. Ynow what I mean?"

Found redesigns on Tumblr

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I'm so happy this came out. The people who made this should be mocked all the way to their deathbeds.

Friendly reminder that the writer wrote a story where Santa was gay and married to a black man, just like his wife's bull.

This actually looks like a classical Marvel hero so props to the artist
This is pretty alright, should've gone for a more Sci fi look though.

I like it, would make nice doll in toys r us.

Rise of the TMNT showed me that even if a product looks like shit when it's first shown, there is a tiny chance that it will be something fucking amazing when is actually released, that show is like the best action cartoon right now but the shitty first reveal made a lot of people angry and it's probably getting cancelled

So i really don't wanna judge this just from some shitty concept art that seems to be drawn by an amateur webcomic artist, i wanna wait until it comes out but HOLY FUCK, INTERNET GAS? fucking freakazoid got the same idea of a nerd with internet powers years ago and it did it right back when people barely had any idea of what the internet is, now we live in a world with virtual reality and full knowledge of how the internet works and you write internet gas? my hopes of this shit being saved by tails gets trolled tier writting are gone

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>you don't know
The Santa in that book was black. The white doppelganger is his boyfriend. Honestly this Kibbelfish whatever is a man just layered with ironies, he would fit right in a South park episode.

If they all looked like pic related, I would actually be 100% behind it.

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who are these dorks? they look like a nice group of diverse people

"Internet Gas" is an origin that was coined in a world where knowledge of the internet is MORE WELL KNOWN these days. Freakazoid was strictly made as a parody character, but even HE has a more well grounded origin compared to "Internet Gas".

This is not like "cosmic rays" back when nobody really knew how space worked.

Whoever made this should be shot in the balls, and left to die slow.

Trailblazer looks waaay better girlie and cute.

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Hmm.... it's almost like that's the entire point of the constant spamming

>They/Them
>He/Him
jesus christ, i really hope this retarded trend ends soon

If she's basically the Dora of the team, she might as well be the cute one. Snowflake and Safe Space actually look like black people instead of Tumblr "pocs". Here's the others.

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Aside from the big sketch, I can't tell what sex Screentime is supposed to be. I like it

Nonbinary queer shit aside. This fanart is amazing.
Like I look at the og new new warriors and just feel cold and hateful, but when I look at these drawings of them just being quirky dorks, I can't help but smile. Jesus Christ this is a bummer pro comics suck this badly when good ideas are just handed to them for free.

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He's kinda shirtless and even their Snowflake is still Nonbinary but has obvious tits so the artist is willing to distinguish the differences of the sexs.
And the artist still refers to him as a male. So it's a dude.
I honestly like the idea of him having to painfully observe the entire internet. Which means he probably has to witness all the horrendous shit thats just randomly posted like live stream murders or decapitations etc.

If he really is a meme obsessed zoomer like the guy said he is, I'm pretty sure by this point he's seen enough LiveLeak videos and rekt threads to not be phased by it. Ideally, he probably just stopped giving a shit from all the stuff he has to see on a daily basis online.

I just need someone to tell me one thing... WTF is Internet Gas? Why can no one explain this? Als why are the making the new X-men zoomers? One of them is a reddit mod for gods sake.

Only autistic people are "unfazed" by that stuff because their too retarded to know that watching shit like that on a daily basis fucks up your brain. The one time I did watched a live leaks was with some Chinese lady falling inside the escalator and seeing parts of her arms twisting as someone pulled her kid away. So if this Screentime is being exposed to anything like that, he wouldn't remotely be fully "Ok".

That's the Santa's Husband guy?!

As much as like this new distinction, potraying Screentime as a skinny nerd felt a bit dated for me. Throw in a huggable fatso here and they can pair him with Dora the Trailblazer.

Nah, he’s fine as a skinny lad, it makes him and B- fit together better sexually.

wtf these are some cute characters. sauce?

>It's pretty weird they still want to peddle this shite even though for years we've been saying we don't like it.

This particular take is super pandery and poorly executed, but come off it. Int the Spiderverse did well. Kamala Khan is relatively popular and well-received among young people. Minority legacy characters like Damian Wayne and Jaime Reyes are doing well. Black Panther, Captain Marvel, and mixed Hawaiian/Native American/white Aquaman all did well in theatres. There's clearly room in the market for this sort of take on superheroes.

They're redesigns of the New Warriors characters, not replacements. Snowflake is a young nonbinary lefty, so the better-designed version with a less on-the-nose name still is.

>super pandery
Feels more like an embittered boomer taking the piss

From this artist that's also making a Rocket Racoon webcomic.
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I wanna hug this Trailblazer

Thank you!

>get offended by Snowflake
>redesign Snowflake
>still make her a snowflake

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