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BEST GIRL
LEAKS OUT
Best girl
>gave his mom his own cesarian
>it just leaks out...
Holy fucking shit this episode
It turns out Aoyama's BASED.
Literally Cyclops but with his belly instead of his eyes
BEST GIRL
Motherfucking Dragonball punches
This is extremely homoerotic
Hey remember when Aoyama shit himself
All that cheese and he shit himself
I love Red Doomsday!
>*fingers guns at you*
wat do
Best girl and my wife
so.. does pretty boy aoyama ever do anything useful or serve any kind of importance to the story
He can be creepy and encouraging.
>FRIENDS
DEKU IS A BOTTOM CONFIRMED
breasts > ass
This episode was not very heterosexual at all.
11:30 My Hero 81 (of 88)
>RELIEF FOR THE LISENCE TRAINEES
12:00 Sword Art Online 34 (of --)
>STACIA, THE GODDESS OF CREATION
12:30 Demon Slayer 21 (of 26)
>AGAINST CORP RULES
1:00 Food Wars! 34 (of 37)
>A NEW JEWEL
1:30 Black Clover 110 (of --)
>THE RAGING BULL JOINS THE SHOWDOWN!!
2:00 JoJos Bizzare Adventure: Golden Wind 19 (of 39)
>WHITE ICE
2:30 Naruto Shitpuden 289 (of 500)(Finaly Halfway)
>THE LIGHTNING BLADE: AMEYURI RINGO!
Week 408 of Toonami
>Ratings for3/7
11:30 My Hero: 543,000
12:00 Sword Art: 385,000
12:30 Demon Slayer: 358,000
1:00 Food Wars: 306,000
1:30 Black Clover : 275,000
2:00 Jojo : 235,000
2:30 Naruto: 236,000
Aoyama has a friend now. Wholesome episode.
Never ever
>that's the story of how Aoyama and I became friends
And I'm sure it will have an important and lasting effect on future plots!
THERE SHE IS, DID YOU SEE BEST GIRL IN THE ED?!
What the fuck was that?
This episode is a fucking rollercoaster
>deku canonically owns all might funko pops
HE POOPED EM
That was almost as gay as JoJo. Almost.
How did gay bellybutton laser guy even get into UA?
>i thought this faggot was just being creepy
>Aoyama and Deku are friends now
Alright but when the team up and the special Full Cowling New York Light show?
finger guns was my move in high school too. I fire back.
>Hahah SIKE gotcha guys, hes not the the traitor infact we're never bringing up the traitor ever again see ya
t. director
He didn't know he was alive until he met Kite. At no point during HxH did Gon hold resentment against Ging for leaving him on Whale Island.
"Daddy issues" usually refers to someone being negatively affected by the lack of paternal love/acceptance.
>It came out
Wish I knew there was more to life when I was in high school. It's hard playing catch up.
ASS > TITTIES
This.
This episode has confirmed my longtime suspicion that Deku is as gay as springtime.
what about tsuyu or ochako
No.
>so does pretty boy aoyama ever do anything useful
He saved Tokoyami at the camp and he helped the other half of 1-A pass the first provisional license exam.
>dance promo
HOLY BASED
>yo guys watch me break my fucking neck
BEST GIRL EPISODE NEXT WEEK FUCK YES
What is Japan's obsession with French characters?
Literally nothing happens in the next 3 episodes btw
I thought Mt. Lady list her quirk in Kamino.
Unironically tits too big
ACID PUSSY DANCE
That dudeis hella gay but it's sad lots of people have uncontrollable powers.
He also owns the nendo and more
I honestly love this little insight into Aoyama. Just this little short little character arc makes me so much more endeared to him as a character. Guy's just out there, trying his best even if his body's not at all suited for it.
>gaz vs ballmaster tomorrow
Who ready for anime parody kino?
They both really fucking hate nobles
>next episode:what to do when a villain is messing with your fly girl
You get this later:
>boi hands back at him
AHAHAHAHA
>We shall unleash the CoronaVirus unto our enemy's forces
ALICE NO
Frenchie poo'd himself then said that he and Deku were real similar. This is relevant considering that Deku quirks the bed later on.
Anyone else want to throw an axe at that brown bitch?
>SAO
Time for a half hour break
>see this
wat do
Deku is the worst shonen protagonist and was created to pander to fujos and SJWs
This is disgusting.
>that aroused squeal when she got a load of his rock hard body
Yeah, I ship them now too.
He's basically just Cyclops, the belt acting as the ruby sunglasses.
Shame he's never gonna get a moment where shit gets real and he takes off the belt to give somebody a 100% full blast to save the day
Nope, that was Ragdoll.
Out of all the whites, the French are probably the most horny
My dick is a so fucking ready for next week!
I saw more than one best girl
Go be gay elsewhere
Nana spinoff anime when?
>SAO
Whole season's been great.
You cannot truly be that gay.
When does the torture end?
Well, I was right. French fries are ruined.
Current arc could give him a moment. Kaminari got one in the last chapter
>SAO
alrighty yall im off to pick up some all day breakfast from mickey d
yall want somethin?
>SAO
Jerky Jerky time.
He was such a best boy.
4 episodes
of fucking course. fuck this series. fuck its shitty "arcs" and everything.
Ballmasterz is based, they did the torture dance from Jojo.
thats cool
It's to be expected, this is MHA we're talking about.
>laundry day tomorrow
>refuse to go to laundromat because virus
>gonna have to make a tub cauldron
I wish I had a washer.
cringe
I saved that Eri image late last thread.
I am sorry.
.
Never
Challenge her to fisticuffs
>we're never bringing up the traitor ever again
speedreader-kun...
Best girl
R they vintage to the era, or are they reissues?
Time for a 30 minute break. Best girl.
Post characters you want to see sword fight Kirito.
two Hash-browns and the hotcakes w/ sausage meal please.
Reminder that Invisible Girl is completely useless
even in the movie, every student got at least a small moment to shine while she got literally nothing and did fuckall the whole time
Time for Shit Art Online...
I got the impression that Aoyama's laser is just an unpredictable inconvenience without the belt to focus it, rather than the belt having to contain it.
*most slutty* slight difference
horniest would be the italians or the spanish
Sugu
I literally just finished.
You're gayer than Deku.
>Gentle
>Nothing
>SAO
You are now blessed by the Godesses formally known as Asuna.
Grab me Wendy's new Breakfast Baconator instead
Time for....SAO...
Time for worst show
Just get me some tendies
Just pick up a shamrock shake
you're thinking of ragdoll
HEY BTW YOU'RE GONNA BE GOD.
Is it bad I'm actually kind of looking forward to this episode?
>OVERLOADING YOUR FUCKLIGHT
>we are logging you into a literal god account
Why should I care about this?
>She really did become a Holemancer
>user last week wasn't kidding
Fucking hell
If they have them, get me a small fries.
>Asuna gets admin privileges
Incoming banhammer
FUCK LIGHT
>SAO
Watch out for bats
>That was awful! Who asked for an episode about cheese?
>I did! Finally, something that stinks worse than the show!
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Nice product placement there Bones
our lot in life is to suffer.
Why should I care about any of this?
Gonna watch another episode of Seis Manos instead of this
SAO time, and you know what that means....TIME FOR SCIENCE.
The world’s still on fire, and getting worse. I talked last week about COVID, but nowadays, every goddamn scumbag is trying to release a new miracle cure, whether it’s miracle medicines, that one secret ingredient that’ll fix everything, or a certain diet, people want a fix.
In come the pyramid scheme ‘MLM’s, selling homeopathic treatments and essential oils. Essential oils are retarded, but…there’s SOME actual effectiveness in SOME of them for HELPING to cure things. They’re not curealls of course, but they can help….homeopathy, on the other hand? Oh man, strap yourself in.
> TFW why no date with Mina?
So she can be a goddess, but she has performance issues?
Best relative
I never thought Assuna would be one to use hax
... why would they program their God account so badly that fucking around with console commands too much gives you an aneurysm.
What the fuck is wrong with these nerds?
>overloading your fluctlight
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
HOW DO ONES AND ZEROS OVERLOAD A PERSON'S SOUL
It'd be cool if he gets an upgrade to become a being of pure energy. His body no longer able to contain his twinkling so the energy within him just burns it away and he's forever a glowing twinkling nightmare
you can get a mini washing machine for like $200 on amazon
Who's ready for Alice and Asuna having a fucking retard catfight over Kirito
Can I bless her with my thing inside her brown hole?
>hiccups
>acid reflux
>comes and goes.
why am i belching?
Of course Asuna is a goddess and has Admin privileges.
OVERLOAD MY FUCKLIGHT, BABY
Rag Doll livin' in a movie
Hot tramp, daddy's little cutie~
Japan and their sex toys.
no thanks I just ate
This Era.
ASUNA KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU
Our heroes were already like...beating the villains. By a considerable margin. Now we've given them a GOD level threat to deal with. What fucking hope do the villains have to even compete at this point?
What is with modern anime and having way too many fucking characters
I think its time to use SAO to organize my TOonami folder a little bit better.
What else is everyone doing?
How pissed will Saber be to find out Kitty Toe has a girlfriend?
They made a video game that was never design for someone to actually play it.
Guess I'll get around to watching more of the original Kamen Rider
Digital blow for digital blow
>nothing happens
Buffer overflow which starts getting written to areas of the code it isn't supposed to.
Think digital cancer. much like the show.
i want an aged-up eri
What a weird generalization that exposes how little you actually watch "modern" anime.
Bless this
If someone says you're a god, say yes.
Cat fights are inbound
Why the fuck is she a goddess again?
When someone asks if youre a god, you say YES
God, why does she suck so hard at role playing?
Where's Kirito?
>get in line to suck kittytoe's vegetable dick
accounts
Oh my God, CAN SHE BE ANY THIRSTIER?
ah
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ah
ah
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AHAHAHAHAH
HE NEEDS 50 CCs OF APOLOGIES, STAT.
So the origins of homeopathy aren’t…quite as retarded as, say, chiropractic ‘a ghost doctor gave me the secrets to back cracking’. Back in the early 1800s, this german dude who super pushed vitalism decided that medicine of the time was shit(it kind of was), so he was going to REALLY cure shit. How was he going to cure? Well, he saw that medicines seemed to cause the same symptoms as the things they were treating…thus, CLEARLY, ‘like cures like’. Over the next hundred years, it lost more and more popularity, with EVERYONE calling it shit…because it was stupid. The last homeopathic institute closed in the 1920s because pretty much everyone agreed: "This is stupid, and doesn't actually fix ANYTHING."
AND THEN THE NAZIS HAPPENED. They fucking LOVED the concept of homeopathy, and brought it back in a big way. Cue the hippie era, and of course today’s distrust of physicians and every other quack peddler talking about how MEDICINE BAD, DETOX GOOD….and now ignorant people think it’s real.
>"you will be logging in as Stacia"
>"are you Stacia?"
>"no"
Asuna is a retard
Blame Game of Thrones
OH SHIT HE'S GLOPPING GET THE BUCKETS
>Bryce got paid big bucks to make those little sounds
Alright guys sorry to get your dicks hard over the pugilists last week but Asuna is here to kill the fun. It's a Kiritowank episode.
>Overdoing it will hurt her head
Virtual CTE
>TIME FOR SCIENCE.
FUCK YEAH SCIENCE
how do these work with cum? because my cumrag pile always gets washed last and I feel like im wasting water and stuff whenever I JUST do the rags
literal apocalyptic fight that almost shatters the digital universe
theres no goddamn stakes in this show
every time you think the villains have the upper hand theres a goddamn asspull
Twenty thousand pro-gamer Americans and Koreans invading to wreck the place
this season isn't about good vs evil or any of those other characters
it's literally just about Kirito. It's always been about Kirito
>one look at her and Coma-to has the most reaction he's had yet
Yup I'm thinking kino's back
What is this face suppose to convey?
Thank goodness you two are safe
>Admin privileges
>Doesn't have ability to search/find a player
SOMEONE SAID THE MAGIC WORD
sausage egg mcmuffin with extra cheese and i want soda instead of orange juice.
dr pepper
>Fucklights.
>Human
CHOOSE ONE AND ONLY ONE.
I like that you picked a picture of them at home.
I have far too many tabs open to go through them all.
WAKE UP YOU PUSSY
WAKE THE FUCK UP
>Asuna didn't just go along with it and lie
Why are you explaining this?
SILENCE
Guys I don't know how to tell you this but you guys are a fucking video game. And like not even a very good one. It's balanced like garbage. There's a 10 year long tree cutting event for pete's sake.
Hey folks, Deep Space Radio here. It's crazy times lately with everything getting shut down and everyone holing up in their homes. Some folks like yours truly still have to go outside and work but hopefully we'll all make it to the other side stronger for it. So until then, stay safe, do what you can to stay healthy, and do what you can to stay upbeat. Remember folks, we're still here for you.
So let's get into the music, yeah? We'll start off with a two-for-one, showcasing the two recent game releases this week. First off is none other than Doom Eternal.
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It's a short rendition all things considered, but Eternal's version of At Doom's Gate is kickass as always. Those deep pulsy beats, the heavy punching rhythm, tailor made to build up the hype. My only complaint is it doesn't last long enough as a stand-alone track. But most of the music in the game so far has been on equal footing hype-wise, so it gets the Deep Space seal of approval.
And to swerve in the opposite direction we've got Animal Crossing New Horizons.
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And boy oh boy if you're just done with the craziness out there, New Horizons is some calming, relaxing stuff. I'm pretty sure this link is a looped version of the theme, but it's honestly just such a nice tune it works out. I've said it before and I'll keep saying it, Nintendo's got their hands on some quality musicians. They may not roll them out for every game, but the Yoshi's series lately, the Paper Mario games, the craftier Kirby games, Mario Kart, and the 3D Mario games, there's been so many outstanding soundtracks. Even something as dialed down and simple as this is just so finely crafted. I really appreciate what they've been doing.
>it''s an Asuna episode
Fucking hell. The only time I ever even marginally enjoyed SAO was the like five episodes before Kittytoe and Asuna got together.
>I'll keep you safe
>scene cut
>CAT FIGHT
Maybe she's not as popular as you think.
Ask a stupid question
WAIFU FIGHT
I guess she didn't watch Ghostbusters
Asuna fucking up everything
Why are they just allowed to failRP now? I thought they weren't supposed reveal that they are real to the NPCs.
GET AWAY FROM MY MAN U HO
A fucklight is a part of the brain.
CAT FIGHT
when someone asks you if you're a god you say yes!
CAT FIGHT
CATFIGHT!
Author has no idea how to write scenarios where the heroes are at a disadvantage. This is a problem in every single SAO arc.
Begun, the waifu wars have
SO THIS IS THE POWER OF DICK
LOL more thots fighting over Kirito
>I'm not a goddess, I'm actually a human from the real world. You see, your whole world exists in a simulation on board a massive floating base in the ocean and-
>fuck it, yes I'm a goddess
I don't even know what to say.
god damn this fucking shit show
>had one chance to say kinotoe
gone forever
Why is this happening? Why is any of this happening?
Hey now, I took a shower just last week! Then again, wouldn't that apply to the whole BLOCK
WAKKA WAKKA
i always wash my cumrags with my normal laundry
but i use the washing machine in my apartment's basement
>fighting over a damn vegetable
>ywn have two girls fight over you in a sword duel
>Swords sound like banging a pole on concrete
Who was in charge of sound?
IMAGINE YOUR GODDESS DESCENDING FROM THE HEAVENS AND SHE IMMEDIATELY ASKS "WHERES KIRITO"
>2 thots fighting for cripple cock.
Oh shit, the girlfriend just met the wife.
KITTYTOE IS MINE U FUCKIN THOT REEEEEEEE
>instant catfight
meant to quote
He's been in love with Kacchan since they were 4.
CATFIIIIIIIGHT
RIP HER TOP OFF
>fighting over Kirito
God this fucking show.
Uncle a best boy. He should fuck both of them.
REEEE
IT'S ANOTHER WOMAN AFTER MY KIRITO!
>harem trying to kill each other
>SAO
ronie and teise are so angelic
Oh fug I just walked back to SAO.
FILTHY HERETIC
DAAAAAAMN
>bitches will never fight over you
STOP YOUR GONNA BREAK THEIR BRAINS
>The good guys almost actually lost a fight, but then Asuna saved them so everything is still unbalanced in favor of the human side
What the FUCK is that sound when their swords clash? Are they fighting with fucking metal pipes?
That was fucking awful.
Asuna is for ass play.
I wish girls would fight over me like that while I'm a half vegetable.
How will the girls ever fix Kitty Toe's fuck-light?
theres a planet of the apes anime?
I don't know, I had no idea how Kirito would win when Yugioh jobbed after turning into a sword
BITCH FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
Oh. It's over.
REAL HUMAN BEAN
Thank christ
>literal god shows up and saves your army
>obviously its an imposter kill it! kill it!
some jannu you turned out to be alice
I remember an interview a while back where an editor stated most light novel authors are totally incompetent and the novels end up being written or rewritten by editors.
you think it's bad now, Alice gets into the real world with one of those robot bodies and ends up aggressively trying to become Kirito's loved one as the only harem member that actually challenges Asuna on it
That Asuna/Alice fight was like when my gf found my custom VR girl folder.
She reeaally didn't like the loli lmao
ALPHA
>"I may look like it but I'm not a goddess."
Such modesty.
Hell yeah! Spray em with a hose!!
A REAL HUMAN BEAN
>he doesn't use pipes
Nigger, how else are you going to fight aragami?
FILTHY HERETICS!
Oh no she didn't!
It would be 5% better if they said Kirito and not kittytoe like the Japanese do.
Why is Asuna not playing along?
that's right, ladies, know your place
you get the tea and suck the dick, nothing else
no reason to even carry swords
Where is the "story" going to go now?
Why do people hate Asuna again? Literally a powerwife. Alice is a fucking boring blank slate, almost like a flanderized nu-Asuna.
>So how does it work?
It doesn’t.
But fine, homeopathy works through a combination of two principles. To start, the ‘law of similarities’ suggests that ingredients that create certain symptoms will treat like illnesses. For example, if you’ve issues with runny eyes? Take onions. Got a rash? Poison Ivy!
Of course, literally everyone would point out that purposely ingesting poison ivy would be RETARDED…and thus, we get the second principle: water memory. What homeopaths do is take a TINY SAMPLE of the ‘cure’, and dilute it a hundred times. Then, they take that 100x diluted mixture…take one part, and dilute it a hundred times. They do this over and over, until not a single molecule of the cure is found in the mixture anymore. Weirdly…they then claim that the more they dilute the sample, the STRONGER the cure is, because they believe the water retains a ‘memory’ of what curative ingredients were contained within.
>I know things about your situation you don't
>None of this is real, you're all computer programs who think you're alive, get fucked
imagine going VR into runescape
Why doesn't Asuna just mention she's married to Kirito?
Why does SAO work the fags here into such a seethe?
Dare I say it's... dangerously based?
The She-goat.