Publisher comes out with sjw garbage

You guys are just mad that it's going to sell like crazy like all the other very successful progressive comics have.

>>proving his point

What's wrong with them?
They're original characters instead of sjw-ify versions of previous characters.
We want them to make their own characters for them.
These aren't for us.

You know none of these characters will appear beyond issue five, right?

They are horribly offensive to everybody.

Ironically, by going out of their way to be inoffensive. You become so woke and inoffensive, you loop right back to being an unlikable shitlord.

It'a basically Nuclear Ghandi all over again.

You have to understand something; a lot of these SJW creators and even editors don't care about actual sales or making money. Most of them outright hate capitalism and are perfectly fine with a company like Marvel crashing and burning. It's not about high sales numbers and making money for them; it's about putting their propaganda out in the world in the form of comic books for whoever will see it.

Nah, they have always been insufferable shitlords.
This time they have actually looked at the mirror.

No user, last time the Iceman writer blamed Marvel and how they didn't even promote the book.

Wrong, the vampire kid will have uses afterwards just because he is a vampire. Mark my words.

That would imply that they have unifying goal of taking over the world as a group. SJWs as a whole aren't as machivellian as you make them out to be, and the smartest ones are grifters taking advantage of the dye in the wool types, whose only real goal is their own sel worth. (Ie, wanti g to be important, amd making a difference to the world and not feel like helpless losers, at the expense of everyone else who doesn't think like them) Behind the facade of their "activisim", is just "fuck you, got mine".

>there are retards who are upset about this book and don't realize we could have another America on our hands

If anything we should be hyped for the most entertaining shitshow since the Me Too movement forced DC to kill Border Town.

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more like they're looking through a one way mirror. They're still trying to milk the SJW cow, everyone else sees through their bullshit.

This post answers your question:

This past week on Yas Forums has been like looking at Yas Forums a couple of years ago.
Good fucking job

Basically. This whole debacle is a blatant cash grab.

>These aren't for us.
I'm under the impression that these characters are for no one.

What's with the fish lips? Isn't that a racist portrayal of black characters?

This, the only difference between a Yas Forums poster and a SJW is that one creates Waifus to fullfill his self worth, while a SJW thinks destroying the concept of waifus would "save the world! " In the end, it's all to make themselves feel good.

For some reason they think they need to half ass this stuff. They don't go far enough to actually get a new audience, it always feels like they're trying to rely on their existing customers while making something that they know will go over poorly with them. I guess they get a little attention from the controversy, but it's not like people were unaware Marvel exists.

I dunno about that, a lot of SJWs are weirdly libertarian, they are pro-corp so long as they, I dunno, make a big deal out of recycling or something, and are anti-tax especially the Silicon Valley lot, but vote dems to feel good.

I mean you do get the ones who really believe in being a SJW, but so many do it for brownie points or to impress that girl with the buzzcut they have a weird crush on.

user, the American industry has been terrible since the 50's. I don't know what you expected.

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Looking at the shit that people at Star Wars and in comics, and to a lesser extent Games Workshop say on twitter and in interviews, I think they actually are.

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What's wrong with them is that they're cringy and dumb. Just because they're aimed at a different audience, doesn't mean they're exempt from our criticism. Just because they're not as bad as they could be, doesn't mean they're good.

While I agree with the fact that OC are 1000 times better than Sjw version of previous one, this is poorly handled.
Calling them Snowflake and Safespace is almost like calling a gay character "Faggot" or a black one Nigger

Besides, their target audience hates it as much as we do, with the exception of some contratrions. (Of the Superior Future kind)

Then they shouldn't blame non-SJWs when it doesn't sell

>>a lot of SJWs are Libertarian
HAHAHAHA no they're fucking not.

I wonder if any of the anons who keep posting these threads realize the naming choices were most likely made just to make them mad and drum up free publicity?
Eh, whatever.

Watch the creator's interview

The only thing of worth in this failed abortion is Zoomie The Braapmaster because you damn well know any attempt to storytime this crap will be flooded with EXPERIMENTAL INTERNET GAS

We'll see with the #2, I'd count sales for the #1, but you know how that goes.

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This is such a bad business model.

That would require a degree of self-awareness that the average Yas Forums poster isn't capable of.

They're all about state control over everything and private business and corporations are okay only so long as they toe the party line. A sort of socialism, that is nationalist, if you will. Or Nationalist Socialism, in the words of Vox.

This. The chick who wrote America Chavez got her own fucking Ted Talk because of the whole "I wrote a progressive comic book and then got harassed by trolls online" thing. The anti-SJW reactionary crowd never fucking learns.

Yeah basically, those names sound cooked up by some half-assed conservative "comedian" trying to rediscover the concept of satire.

Vox said "Socialist Nationalism". You botched your own joke and said the real thing.

Absolutely just done for the blow-back,
That is, yes, it's done in spite.
These characters are absolutely not marketable.

In theory, but Bendis, King, Aaron, Cates and a few clearly have their earnest sycophants, the ironic contrarians who'll make a thread feigning ignorance about their worst habits and unabashed outrage farmers who'll cycle their material just to feel something.
So even if it doesn't always work, it holds some water that careers can float or even soar despite, or due to, negative reception to gimmicky or provocative habits.

Doesn't mean she's right. People spin the victim narrative all the time. Rose McGowan got a book deal because she waited until the #metoo movement to bravely shave her head

But it's not sustainable. After a while it tarnishes the company's reputation and dissuades new readers.

What's the deal with the girl? I didn't hear about her.

Because Marvel Comics can operate at a loss forever. Disney dedicates 0.1% of the profit of Marvel Studios to keeping them afloat and they're set for the fiscal year.
They can get away with alienating 99% of their audience because their objective is not to profit, but to be a propaganda arm for a corporation that suffers nothing from failure in this front.

It's such obvious outrage bait. Everyone talking about it is doing exactly what they want. You're all idiots for falling for it.

This.

Outrage bait would imply that it's working to appeal to the target audience, which is SJWs.

Here's the thing though, even THEY hate it. So where's the genius now? When EVERYONE hates it, who's it meant to make money for?

This. You're supposed to make certain people mad while making your MAIN audience happy. That's how outrage marketing is supposed to work.

Who, the fatty? Has a magical bag of holding

N-no... You see, with the world economy collapsing thanks to the coronavirus, twitter reactions will be the new legal tender! -Marvel Marketing Dept.

Marvel's been doing this since the beginning of the millennium. Debatably even longer, but most of the blunders of the 90s were more due to genuine incompetence or bad execution rather than intentionally trying to piss fans off because they keep reading anyway.

Does it matter? How many new eyes have now been drawn to the New Warriors mini? Do you honestly think there was a big audience for it prior? Mental midgets like Ethan, Yellowflash, and tons of others will hate-buy it..