LOL

Teach her about sex, more specifically incest.

he didn't even saved us from 9/11.
Why should he save us from Coranavirus?

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please tell me that is fake

He was busy with sandwiches

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What does she usually do in her spare time? Maybe she could take up art or poetry?

Is that supposed Kyle?

>Superman goes around quarantining everyone who won't listen by force
>once he's done he coughs and realises he was infected all along by a super-mutation capable of even hurting him, and so doomed everyone he interacted directly with
>he also realises that super-breath sneezes could infect the entire world
>last page is him flying into the yellow sun to quarantine himself

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This is so dumb.

some of us arent content with jerking off and playing video games all day like children.

Is Simon Baz

>Lois Lane is a wifi.. a wifi hate!

and yet despite being so mature you're freaking out about maybe having to stay indoors for a period of because life happened. lmao.

He canonically didn't do anything for stopping 9/11 but he honored the deads.
So why should he save us from CoronaChan?

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>Wah! This is going to result in so much Islamophobic backlash! Fucking infidels!

Reminder that 9/11 didn't happen in the DC universe until the New 52.

Reminder that the New 52 happened because Barry fucked the timeline.

Barry Allen caused 9/11.

I thought that 9/11 stuff was non-canon.

>distant scary helicopter noises

Why does that fireman and nurse look like they're going to kick my ass?

Is he gonna blow that black cop? Batman’s gonna be pissed.

Because they know what you did in that cabin in the woods

LOL

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>Batman's mom
Never fails to get a laugh outta me

h-how did you know I'm from /k/ originally?

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>imaginary Muslim family has to have a big tacky sofa-sized print to prove that they're a normal american family (tm)
>oh wait, anicomism
>giant tacky sofa-sized print of tiled geographic patterns
I giggled.
I mean they definitely have some floral/geometric art in their homes but nothing the size of a fucking boat.

How would Supes have stopped 9/11 anyway? He doesn't have precognition and when whoever out of the Mossad or the CIA was holding the detonator blew the charges nothing was gonna keep those towers from coming down.

He could have heard the hostages screaming for help

Because I was there

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He could have at least stopped the second plane

there were 2 right?
I was 6 when it happened

bro that's tiny compared to the shit i've seen
arabs fucking love geometry

Catching planes is kinda his thing. Every Superman movies, TVs and shit have him catching a plane

That explains why the deer was so compliant.

Well, how can superman fight the Coronavirus if Corona is 'over there'? After all, 'over there' has to take care of itself.

There were two controlled explosions. The planes were digitally inserted by the news networks.

>he didn't even saved us from 9/11.
I thought he did.

Yeah, one plane at a time. Let's try to see him try to catch both planes going for the towers, the one going for the pentagon AND the one where the passengers fought back. He ain't a plane juggler.

Yeah, some of us like getting wasted and being degenerate. You can't make us grow up.

Superman can literal lift the planet earth (in 2001 he could).
He doesn't have excuses

so, can you introduce me to robin?

which earth is this

who the fuck hangs a carpet on the wall?

I can lift a couch but I can't juggle four chainsaws.

Some do.
I've seen Central Asians do that but I didn't know Lebanese/Arabs do that too.

A carpet on the wall is just a tapestry, really.

He can travel the solar system in seconds, he can handle a single country

Arabs nigga, have you been to their houses?

>both planes going for the towers, the one going for the pentagon AND the one where the passengers fought back
There were 4 planes?

Crummy coronavirus?!

4u

>There were two controlled explosions
Three, never forget building 7.

Who the fuck puts a tapestry on the floor?

Shouldn't Boomers knows Superman doesn't fight viruses but Atom does?

Where WAS Superman on 9/11?
I'm guessing somewhere in Space

>building 7
>TWIN towers
Americans in charge of counting

Spiderman

based superman

on the plane

The Twin Towers were a part of the World Trade Center. "Twin Towers" just refers to the two skyscrapers that were part of that facility.