Now that i cant leave my house because everyones overreacting to a flu bug, what cartoon should i watch today

duuuuuuuude bro party bruh it's just the flu bruh

It is.

“Never let a good crisis go to waste”

It’s not like the media planned the virus but they’re the ones who created a panic out of what should’ve been a blip.

See

Duuuuuude party time bro.

Check back in two weeks and let’s see where things stand.

This shits going to be over and done with.

this whole thread is just deliberate bait, isnt it?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=oOrDFNVNyMI

Yas Forums was right

>loudhouse shitposter is a retard
NEWS at 11!

you have to be 18 to post here

Do boomers count as people?

America’s bravest

>Does the Chinese CDC report
>Chinese CDC
Dude...

his own health isnt just the issue
he's actively endangering the lives of others by acting as a carrier
he's not brave he'a selfish and inconsiderate

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I'm 31, I'm not in any danger of dying from this thing.

To be fair, we all knew Florida was going to make it.

>he thinks 31 is young
If were you I wouldn’t leave my house grandpa

Does anyone actually know the symptoms?

Sure, coughing and fever
But also not being able to breathe, lung damage (coughing up blood), and more

Literally 20% of people in hospitals because of the virus now are 20 - 30

You also think they might not want to run an almost 78 year old man for president who would be in the prime age group to die from this thing.

not to mention we have no idea how many people actually have it in US because of lack of testing
the virus doesn't show symptoms for up to 15 days but you can still actively spread it while it's incubating

>Sure, coughing and fever
>But also not being able to breathe, lung damage (coughing up blood), and more
In other words, a flu.

It's old for a woman anyway.

The 09 swine flu killed over a million people but it was mostly children and nobody cares about them, only those wonderful baby boomers.

Thank you.
You know the worst part? We won't get to say "I told you so" afterward because these idiots will insist that their toilet paper forts scared the plauge away

Hey, if you saw someone with a toilet paper fort you would want to get away from them as well.

Can anyone kindly explain how hoarding 250 cans of Pringles is supposed to stop you from getting a flu bug?

I can't believe CNN massacred thousands of Italians just for ratings. I thought the Jews were evil but this is it.

Based. More dead boomers AND we get to go out and have fun. It's win-win.

I'm on biologics that destroy my immune system.

Faggots like OP are the reason I'm gonna fuckin' die waiting for a ventilator.

So you only need to go out once for your 250 cans of Pringles and not 250 separate times over the next few months, allowing you to NEET it up in your house and reduce exposure to the virus.

There are young people at risk as well due to having things like heart disease, diabetes, and asthma, it's not just boomers effected by all this

You cough up blood when you have a flu?? The fuck?

Watch all the Titanic cartoons at the cytube channel octodog.

As of this postr, the death toll is well above 10,000, with a total infected number of 259,008 that is rising far quicker than anticipated. It's Ebola-tier within weeks of starting.

It's not overreacting, it's a healthy sense of self-preservation.

Coronavirus is gonna surpass H1N1, not to mention that a vaccine for swine flu was developed in months, while it might take more than a year for a vaccine for COVID-19 to be released

>There are young people at risk as well due to having things like heart disease, diabetes, and asthma
You know, you didn't have to live on a diet of Big Macs and ice cream, fatty.

You do know you can be in shape and still have those things due to genetics, right? Ever heard of type-1 diabetes?
And the fuck? Eating like shit doesn’t give you asthma.

>Eating like shit doesn’t give you asthma.
No but smoking does. :^)

Asthma is something you’re born with, idiot.

Everyone at CNN and NBC belongs in jail.

You know Yas Forums isn't a place where cyber terrorists go to plan world domination like you heard, I know you're just trying to fit in by being edgy but you really don't have to.
We were all new once so here's a piece of advice: just write like you would with any other website you don't have to reject your individuality to fit in, so please now discuss using your own mindset and quirks and not the ones you think everyone else on this site has.

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But not Fox News, right?

Some people are simply in bad environments for their lungs, example a kid growing up around second hand smoke, not every condition is the persons fault dumbass

>fighting for the borgie's oil = defending your rights

Based.

So many retards in this thread oh my god

Regular influenza only has a higher kill count because no measures are taken to stop its spread. Looking at percentages the hospitalization rate of the flue is only 2% while Covid-19 is 19% and the fatality rate for the flu is less than 0.1% while Covid-19 is around 3%.

Also we have less defense against coronavirus disease than we do regular influenza. It’s a new virus. That’s why it’s dangerous. It’s gonna be at least a year for this pandemic to end.

why can't you ask your friends instead of 4chin

>loudhouse shitposter
>friends

OP here, i wish i had friends believe me

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>The Italians "massacred" by corona were already ill.
google.com/amp/s/www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2020-03-18/99-of-those-who-died-from-virus-had-other-illness-italy-says

Yeah? Everyone knows that COVID-19 preys on those with preexisting conditions.

.....so they would likely die from a regular flu or other common virus that nobody panics about?

Die pedo

No cause we have medication that works on them.

>The media created this stupid panic for either the reason of “if it bleeds it leads“ to get ratings, or because they thought this was going to be some Waterloo for Trump.
You are as retarded as that whore from Ant-Man and the Wasp... or a chilean.

Doubt.

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The problem is Covid-19 is new to humans and causes a much higher hospitalization rate than something like the flu and is highly infectious. The problem is without slowing the spread we will overwhelm our healthcare system and people who should have survived with some basic treatment will die.

We have vaccines for the flu. Influenza also has a lower mortality rate than coronavirus disease.

She was desperate and in constant pain.