Netflixvania

Life is suffering and the only way out is escapism. But you already knew that, didn't you user?

I don't think the Japanese have a very nuanced understanding of why the Ottomans must be repelled out of Transylvania at any cost.

Can female vampires have children in this series? Male ones can for sure, Alucard being proof.
Also what really bothers me how they used Wallachia as a setting but beside some abhorrently pronounced city names, nothing makes sense. People are catholic instead of orthodox, architecture, clothing, administration and traditions are western european (mostly german) instead of balkan/eastern european (you know, like vlachs, the people the fucking region is named after - also vlach and wallachia being EXONYMS and all, the people there knew themselves as rumuni and the country as Țara Românească - Romanian's Country).
It bothers me because I live there, they could have just set it in the HRE and it would have made complete sense. Fucking backwater Brăila looking like Frankfurt, give me a fucking break.

>steaks
It's called kushiyaki, thank you very much.

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I'm skeptical about vampire female-human male fertility rates. Human fetuses share their mother's blood supply and a vampiric womb is probably just gonna drain any dhampir embryo dry (or turn it more/fully vampiric, which would make Hector's life even more comically miserable).

And Wallachia being Germany is just a leftover from Japanese not getting what Eastern Europe is about, although there was aparantley a sizable Catholic population in 15th century Romania (but not Wallachia, ironically).

I love how Alucard canonically becomes a weeb in the 90s. It's actually poetic.

for you

She's crashing this monster mash, with no survivors.

she's a floating mask, none of the bosses except dracula and death get that much lore

I kind of want them to adapt Christopher era's instead of jumping to Simon.
A series about Christopher training Soleiyu and them going out on hunts, investigations, etc.. could be great. They could bring in some of the monsters like Medusa or the mummies, and do flashbacks to younger Christopher while building up to Belmont's Revenge.

Why is he not impaling turks though?

It really bothers me.

This Dracula is reformed (temporarialy) into being almost human after he falls in love with a medicine woman named Lisa in the 1450's. The first scene of the show is them meeting after she travels through an endless field of staked corpses outside his castle.

>Sypha at the start of the season is all jazzed up about being a monster killing hero
>Sypha at the end of the season gets a bitter dose of reality of what that life actually entails

Vlad was a hero though. He defended his people from an invading power that wanted to oppress them and destroy their culture.

He didn't need to reform.

You're right. This show is just propaganda by postmodern Marxists to demonize the only hero in Romanian history.

I think you're 300 or so years late to stop that ship from sailing

>Lenore gives birth to a daughter.
>She join the "Hector is a fag club."
Pure kino.

What the absolute fuck did Neflix mean by this?

>Their first pregnancy is identical redheaded triplet girls that look just like her
Lil' creepy ass kids, always trynna suck my blood and watchin' me fuck my mistress.

I guess she may actually care for him.

I've been somewhat on the fence about whether she just did her job by the end of the season and got a slave lover out of it or if she chose that approach because she had some form of feelings for him and enslaving him best suited them.

I also realized that Hector would have to 'breastfeed' their children if they're mostly vampiric, and that Lisa risked losing her nipples each time she fed baby Alucard.

What happened 300 years ago?

Demonization of rumania greatest hero

Through what though? Bram Stroker didn't write his shit-piece till 1897.

He's referring to all the propaganda about Dracula being cruel without purpose.

>Their daughter gets a puppy
>Hector has PTSD flashbacks

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>Their daughter drinks the puppy
>Hector has to bring it back

He loves Muslims now, Isaac is a muslim

At least Isaac is a Sufi, the Kaballists Muslims, and thus the coolest of Muslims.

Lenore's the type of girl who fucks her pets and takes their loads deep inside

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>Life is suffering and the only way out is escapism.
Don't just say it out loud user, it hurts.

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This shit shouldn't even be called "Castlevania" at this point. It's fucking insulting to the source material.

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I'm sorry, but embracing that cold truth is the only way to move on once you learn about it.

Escape into friends, families, pets, and even strangers.

Escape to your favorite places, but constantly seek out new experiences.

Escape with a good book, especially Hesse. Start reading Hesse if you haven't. He captures life after emptiness like no one else I've ever read. Siddhartha, Demian, Rosshalde, Steppenwolf, Peter Camenzind. Easy to read, occasionally hard to stomach, but worth it to comprehend and absorb into yourself.

S3 is just the less memorable events that probably happen between named games, specifically CV3 and CoD. S4 will be closer to what most people expect by building off the character changes as long as Coronavirus doesn't cause it to be aborted in production.

Plus only like 1/2 of the source material is good, outside of the artstyle and Gothic themes.

Calling it, S4 will be CoD but with Isaac as the protagonist

Could female vampires get pregnant?

We need to nuke Japan again.

>Japan
Why? The ones who made Vlad a muslim lover were anglos. Japan allowed it though I guess

See my thoughts on the matter here:
Does anyone know what the Japanese consensus on the show is so far?

>tfw I saw a jp fujo who ships Alucard with Soma who thought the show "sullied" Alucard

We need to invade England again.

Fucking Christ, why? Because he was a bottom? Because there was a girl there too? Both?

Dirty damn fujos.

Vlad Dracul in real life was raped by Muslims and his bro Radu was the Ottoman sultan's favorite bottom boy sex slave bitch.

lmao

Vlad was first raped and impaled by Muslims before he escaped and eventually started impaling them next. Vlad's bro Radu the Beautiful was Mehmet II's bottom bitch sex slave.

Wish she had elaborated more just for the lulz, I used Google translate and my limited nihongo and she was saying something like "please stop posting that scene, it makes me very upset, please don't sully Alucard *sad face emoji*"
Probably followed a bunch of americans who were talking about the series

Depends on the setting, but it's possible.

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>S4 will be closer to what most people expect by building off the character changes
So it will literally take them 3+ seasons for the characters to actually deliver up to their game's standards? Nothing truly major happened after that anti-climactic death of Drac. That would be disappointing in itself if we didn't also account the fact that:
>Trevor is a clueless atheist drunkard when he was a soldier of God and the church in the games
>Sypha is a heathen witch who craps on God while she was a hunter of the church in the games
>Alucard is a pathetic bottom fagboi
>Isaac is obligatory black (though ironically the best character in this crap)
>Hector is a weak bitch
>series casually crap on church and religion, therefore losing the message of the games that by the power of God and their efforts do the heroes banish the darkness everytime
>everyone's talking like reddit and swears (because swearing is so mature and grown-up) with completely anachronistic and shallow dialogue
>MUH MANCHILDREN AND SISTERHOOD FTW

The pinnacle of current Western storytelling and animation.

But sure, if you want to fap to human-vampire mistress softcore porn, I'm not gonna stop you.

In the concept art for the movie, Alucard had a really squishy appearance like how Dhampirs are boneless in some myths

which Final Fantasy final boss is this

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>still no Grant or classic monsters other than Dracula
guh

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By character changes I meant the character development inside of S3, I just had the term slip my mind. My bad.

>anti-climactic death of Drac
His death didn't have to be climactic because A.) his death isn't final and B.) leaving Alucard blue-balled by not getting a proper goodbye from his father before Trevor and Sypha finish him off is a great dark & dramatic element in Alucard's emotional trauma.

>Trevor
Trevor being a servant of the church from the start would have been mind-numbingly boring. Him finding a reason to fight for humanity through his interactions with the Speakers in S1 is a much better demonstration of motive to the audience. Him being an alcoholic is nothing as he's still peak human with perfect reflexes and expert training.

>Sypha
She holds the teachings of Yeshua (Jesus) in the highest regards and rightfully views the God of the Israelites as cruel (he kills kids in the Old Testament because they mock a bald man). And again, being on a mission from God is boring unless you're a Blue's Brother.

>Alucard
From day one in the games he's been a dandy bishonen but you're somehow surprised/mad he's bi? I can see you can view emotional sensitivity as pathetic, but that's a you problem, user.

>Isaac
Agree, but if they're going to almost entirely change his depiction from the game why can't they make him minority representation? They were gonna do it to someone so it may as well be to a character no one liked anyways.

>Hector
As sensitive as Alucard but far more sheltered and worse with people, plus black pilled by Dracula for his own personal gain. Easily manipulated by Carmilla due to his naivete from self-isolating for nearly a decade. Once he betrays Dracula he loses all agency because he's a literal stunted manchild and afraid of being hurt by his consequences/Carmilla and that leads him to be further manipulated by the only woman to ever show him care and kindness (even though it's obviously manipulative/demeaning).

>casually crap on church
Fine by me. I'd rather see characters succeed due to perseverance, hard work, and growth than an arbitrary and nebulous belief in a specific religion that happens to be the correct tool against evil.

>MANCHILDREN
A theme of the show is that all characters have some childish element, be it Alucard's trust issues, Hector and Sypha being naive, Isaac not understanding love, etc, and are tasked by the plot with overcoming it.

>SISTERHOOD
If you don't see Carmilla's scheme horribly backfiring and most/all of her sisters being killed because of it then you're really blind to the foreshadowing and basic plot structures. It's not feminine empowerment past the very surface elements of being a matriarchy and enslaving a man (solely due to a need for his skills).

And yeah, I'll crank my wank to whatever I damn well please.

>a character no one liked
Funny, the game's female staff chose him as their favorite character, I bet they were all nice ladies too bad they didn't get their redhead fujo fantasy

They doubled down on Hector's fujo appeal to compensate.

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