Whats his powers

>whats his powers
>he is always connected to the internet, through his brain
>how did he gets his powers
>get ready for it........internet gas, right guys internet gas
i really wish i was in the room when the hack writer said this!

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Oh yeah, no way that's at all intentionally ironic

are there a bunch of covert normal people just shitting on SJWs during these kind of meetings or what?

They probably thought they could get away with it like the Silver Age origin stories did. Difference is Internet Gas is pure retardation.

sjw or not, some one actual had the idea of internet gas and not only didnt get laughed out the building but was allowed to go a head with the "internet gas"idea

What even is internet gas?
do you spray some on your PC and you get connected to the web?
is it wifi based? nanomachinery? how the fuck do you give a human internet acces?

>I was only pretending to be retarded
How funny.

Yeah, he should get his powers from something that makes sense, like heavy water or reciting a math formula

BRRAAAAAAAAAPPPP

maybe they were trying to go for a character like freckaziod

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I think that's my biggest gripe. It just sounds too vague and dumb. I'm sure it makes as much sense in context as a spider-bite or gamma radiation, but still

Honestly, there are cases of people being affected by and sensing wi-fi, so that's enough real-world science to jump to into his powerset.
Or you know, the cloud could've been nanomachines.

the guy on the OP looks too sane to be like that, maybe he'll shout a reference or a meme here and there but that it

People get anxious and distressed in crowded and/or social spaces.
Really, I can sense wifi and don't have anxiety. That would make me a kind of crazy person.

It almost sounds like an attempt to be a farcical romp like Nextwave. Yet something about it just falls flat.

question, why does he look like a ben 10 oc?

will they ever explain what internet gas is.
Whats the point of making the internet a gas, what is the point of it, did they just think it was random and quirky.

>mmm yes quite pungent...is that...r*ddit I smell?

MORTY I PUT THE ENTIRE -URRP- INTERNET UP MY ASS
IT'S TOO BIG MORTY I CAN'T CONTAIN IT
Y-YOU GOTTA H-URRRP- HUFF MY FARTS MORTY
THERE'S NO OTHER WAY MORTY YOU GOTTA INHALE MY INTERWEB GAS OR THERE'S GONNA BE TIKTOK ALL OVER THE WALLS MORTY
THE WALLS MORTY

whats the point of making this comic??!!

it says it was designed for "surveillance", so it should be like those sprays Marines use to hide from drones, but with internet conected devices? maybe?

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Lost

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So is it internet gas as in Grampy some how aerosolized the internet or internet gas as in Grampy some how turned internet into gasoline?

Gramps made minion facebook memes into a spray.

the ultimative shitposter

braps

>asking about realism in a capeshit comic book

And the sad part is that OP probably thinks he is funny with his redditor tier thread.

there is realism and then there is fucking internet gas

>the internet is a series of tubes!

Come up with better ideas
>can download images and produce them in the real world as physical objects, almost like Green Lantern
>has doxx on everyone he sees and gains supereffective moves when he discovers enemies that have said the nigger word on social media before
>can hack into enemy computers and communications disrupting them with loud nigra and sissy hypnosis videos

Punch dimension user! Fucking punch dimension!

This is retarded, but Marvel's always been retarded. More of the same isn't news, nor should it be this shocking.

yer punch dimension was pretty retard
oh marvel CHANGE FOR FUCK SAKE YOU ARE KILLING THE INDUSTRY!!!

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Because DC has such high concepts like the still force
Fuck you if you believe anything in comic book makes sense.

Cringe. Please, go back.

I dunno. As silly as the Speed force, Punching dimensions and Mutagen are, "Internet Gas" somehow makes those thing sound more plausible. Maybe it's because the other concepts are cosmic based, concepts that are larger than life, but "Internet Gas" sounds nonsensical because when would THAT ever be a god idea put into application. It sounds like a concept made by people who MOCK comic books.

The worst part about it is if they have him say memes because he's "the internet guy" and they will inevitably be dated as fuck

Fuck your tribal bullshit, you fucking corporate zombie! What the fucking fuck made you think I believed DC, of all fucking things, made more sense than Marvel? As fucking if the 2 of them haven't been dragging comics through the mud for decades now.

Bitching about 'internet gas' as if there was an actual fucking standard to be met. It's stupid now, just as it was stupid then. There's no upside to any of this shit.

So your saying everything is terrible and we should stop caring!!

Internet gas is real, stupid. You spray it on your computer to make it internet better.

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i tried that
it didnt work
my computer now doesnt work

It's what his grampa thinks cloud storage is.

I'm saying DC and Marvel is terrible and everyone should just accept that. Eating shit is fine, as long as you recognise that that's what your doing, and don't expect it to taste like anything other than shit.

They'll probably alter it from whatever it is now to being a cloud of nanites or some shit.

Sadly, there's no evidence to support claim that writer has a sense of humor.

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>internet gas
Someone ate too many hotpockets while on a pornhub lockdown binge?

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with his too bun and all

i actual make fun of people that eat shit!

Writing to Stephen Colbert show means he has no sense of humour at all.

>whats his powers
>he can stick to walls and is really strong
>how did he get his powers
>get ready for it... a nuclear spider bit him, right guys a nuclear spider

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its was a radioactive spider ok

>whats his powers
>he can see his surroundings vividly, even though he's blind
>how did he get his powers
>get ready for it... some tripped and spilt waste into his eyes, right guys some waste in his eyes gave him super powers

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actually heightened sensors after being blinded isnt so far fetched

>he can see his surroundings vividly
Fuck off, stop talking

Everyone says it's a radioactive spider I wanted to shake it up

I assume it's gas that's connected to the internet. Like, you spray a cloud of the gas, then you can access it through the internet to see if anyone walked through it or anything. When a human breaths it in, that shit gets into their blood stream and into their brain, so they can utilize its internet gas wi-fi connection to access the net with their brain.

Or it's magic internet gas. One of the two.

more like a sonar sight, my question is how do u become a super acrobatic after u lose your sight

There have been many attempts to defend the concept of Internet Gas over the last week but honestly, it just sounds tacky and lazy. I mean had they simply called it a nano-cloud no one would be bothered, had they made it some sort of digitized nonsense no one would be bothered.

But Internet Gas sounds stupid. There is no easy explanation for it just from the name so were left kinda in the dark, and with everything else being as it is its just another sign of a bad product.

You would argue that speed force and radioactive spiders are no different, I would argue that shows how low the bar was set in the first place, and they couldn't even hit that.

You find yourself a teacher. Jesus Christ, I assumed you at least watched Netflix series, but I guess I set myself up for disappointment for having bar this low. Perish and die, human garbage.

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>whats his powers
>he can catch on fire without hurting himself
>how did he get his powers
>rays from space

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Radiation doing magic has been a stable since the 50s. You are talking about a force that at one time was barely understood and yet clearly etched into the public consciousness after being used to annihilate two cities of the map.

So no, I don't buy the comparison at all.

Literal retard

cosmic rays

comic?

Have you checked the firewall?

cosmic means from space

Yes, and? It's still more plausible than grandpa's internet gas, because it deals in fantastic matters and it's sensibilities from 60's, people don't come up with that kind of thing anymore. To come up with internet gas in 2020 is being 70 years out of touch.

>writer hears you can store data in clouds
>thinks about transfering data through gas

>1961
>"Hey Jim do you know they've discovered rays of energy in fucking space! Fucking space!"
>"Oh wow, what do they do?"
>"That's just it nobody knows!"

Internet gas is materially a madeup term.

mustard gas, obviously

If you haven't read it until now seems like a waste to tell you now, you can't recognize one of the most famous Daredevil stories by one of its most recognizable panels and you allow yourself to talk about Daredevil, you aren't going to read it anyway, you are pathetic.

It's Man Without Fear by Frank Miller and Jrjr (John Romita Jr.)

The point is that who cares about how implausible an origin is. There is no realistic explanation for how some can develop super-powers because superpowers are inherently unrealistic. There is no reason to expect an intricate and serious explanation of how this kid developed powers in a promotional blurb for a comic aimed at children.

Just not a daredevil guy no need to be so asshurt. get over yourself faggot.

GAS
GAS
INTERNET GAS

YOU BETTER LOG ON THE GAS!

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There is unrealistic and there's fucking stupid. You can make a fucking stupid comic with internet gas as a joke, you can't present it with straight face, ever, not in 2020, not in 1960s.

I don't think you ever picked up a comic.

i mean it was the 1950s of cause they didnt know what rays in space did, but even 10 year olds know how the internet works for fuck sake, and you certainly dont inhale

Radioactive spider is just as stupid and it was played completely straight and it didn't effect the quality of the comic at all. What makes you think a comic starring "Safe Space" is serious, anyway.

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