Ouch

I see now why sometimes a child needs to be thrown downstairs.

IIRC the mom's like 40.

Then why are they into Harry Potter and Yu-gi-oh and stuff. They'd have been too old.

The parents are clearly meant to be full on millenial age, they're 35 at most.

I swore I've read somewhere the artist is 40 and after digging enough I found a reference to it on facebook.
>[email protected]/LitterboxComics/posts/1080496975634936
remember 1990 WAS 30 years ago, they'd be in their teens while everything coming out in the 90s was a thing.
Got no answer for Harry Potter, they could just be one of those weirdos.

I like how bad Kidz Bop is.
youtube.com/watch?v=dfyNnUgK8qE

This.

>posting this on the board for adults who watch little girl shows.

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This is unironically edgy. I can handle stuff, but God damn some things are better left forgotten.

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Are you possibly referring to children? They seem to like it and that could be the reason they released so many.

>that Kidz Bop song that sounds strangely like Greg from Steven Universe
youtu.be/nNrSISR8o2E

Not 'murrican, so how exactly does poorly covering songs make them "for kids"?

It doesn't, but it was really big for a long time. We also had 'Now That's What I Call Music' which was just mixtapes of pop music you paid for.

AND IIIIIIIIIIIII'M CALLING ALL ANGEEEEEEEEELS

Why is that lesbian child so aggressively defiant?

>We also had
Have. Present tense.
They still make those.

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>We also had 'Now That's What I Call Music' which was just mixtapes of pop music you paid for
I'm familiar with those (those are actually British, I'm a bong) but those are at least the original songs for people who just want a compilation of the year's popular singles. So they just badly cover popular music and slap a label on it saying it's for kids? And people buy them? That's retarded but I guess if it sells it sells.

That's not the point, dummy. Kidz Bop is kids covers of REAL songs, the ones he's listening to.
R-right? I'm pretty sure that's how those albums work.

>WAKE.ME.UP.
>ICANT.WAKEUP.

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FUCK I TOOK SO LONG TO FIND THAT GODDAMN THING.

Exactly
Our generation is getting fucking old, I don't know how to deal

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This is all your faults.

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Fucking hell, I already have the hiccups from the previous song posted. Why would you do this to me?

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>I don't know how to deal
By realizing that your parents went through the same realization.
You still feel about the same you did at 17, right?
Mostly confused, though you have a slight grasp on how the world works.
You're still interested in the same junk, but now you can get alcohol by just buying it, and you have to pay taxes.

The same is true of your parents.

That, plus I realize how fucking dumb I was when I thought I knew everything.

>Hey dad, I found this CD when I was rummaging through your van.
>Oh hey Shnooball, oh... Let's not talk about this. But I'll let you know that this your mother's favourite song.

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Wait, wait. These Kidz Bop songs are fucking sanitized versions of songs with adult themes and lyrics? This changes everything. I need to hear some of these.

The comic is an exaggerated, but not inaccurate example.
Try this, I'm looking for a better example.
youtube.com/watch?v=ohqYQG-TIas

youtube.com/watch?v=0Bc3jU-li4Y
Pretty sure Mercy isn't explicit much at all, but not the kind of song a kid can wrap their head around.
youtube.com/watch?v=MsrU7EuMajo
Werewolves of London is clean, but with it's age I'm sure they decided to fuck it up somehow.

>little old lady got a big surprise late last night
>better stay away from him, he'll scare you silly Jim
>missed the "Lee Ho Fuk's" line
That whole thing about car-crashes being horrible but you can't look away applies, but also if the car crash was funny.

in finland we have the smurfs slapped on those sort of albums
youtube.com/watch?v=LQhzY-5llfo
there's like 20 records of these and some of them sold platinum

kek

Wow, it's like they took the original song, castrated it, and dipped it in slime.

I want to get these people to cover the full "In The Aeroplane Over the Sea" album by Neutral Milk Hotel. It would be a war crime, but I'm pretty sure we could get someone from Yas Forums to kill themselves or kill the people involved.

>Guitar Band
Got a chuckle out of me.

>The only girl I've ever liked
>Was born with roses in her eyes
>But then they took her for a drive
>One evening, 2005
>With just her sister at her side
>And only weeks before the fun
>All came and rained on everyone
>Now she has gone to live in Spain
>Playing pianos and board games

I'm a little disappointed that there isn't actually a kidz bop cover of fuck the police
But that does make the lyrics the artist came up with a little more clever

youtube.com/watch?v=cM7ts89lkrM

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How the fuck did they think this song needs a kids version? It's in Shrek ffs

The whole thing was for pearl clutching mothers to start with. My mormon friend was the only kid I knew that had some of those CDs. I still remember the Thrift Shop one. "Walk into the club, like, what up I've got a cool mom."

>I still remember the Thrift Shop one. "Walk into the club, like, what up I've got a cool mom."
youtube.com/watch?v=F9K03MVde4M
Seems to be "hit song." REALLY AWESOME is so damn lame, though.

>And I'm so glad to see
>The world agree
>That they'd rather all be nice to girls and guys
>Oh and I long keep white roses in your eyes

I swear it was cool mom. Maybe it was on a different album? I was definitely cringing over it.

>Genie of disapproval.png
Actually, that's the Butt Genie.
The Genie of the Butt.
God I miss old KC Green.

All this Kidz Bop stuff reminds me of "Fiddlesticks" the clean version of "Fucksticks" by KatG which he made after the "Royal Wedding Version" of Fucksticks got his channel nuked.
youtube.com/watch?v=YqwiOuJ7dKw

youtube.com/watch?v=-GNH5lLt1I0

>Max that's a SWEAR! I don't wanna do this any more!
Why am I laughing so hard.

This comic kinda sucks.

>American Kidz Bop
>

>European Kidz Bop
youtu.be/2PuDo3Ogf58

Sometimes, the branch grows afar from the right path...cut the evil spawn young, before it goes beyond salvation.

All kids have horrible taste and eat garbage

I listen to some auditory cancer right now, but Kidz Bop makes me glad I grew up with Soukous blasting through the house.