Is it over for Marvel now that they have a fat Dora the explorer as a character?
> Her “magic backpack” is actually a pocket dimension with seemingly infinite space, from which she can pull out useful or random objects—it’s not always under her control. She claims to get her power from god, but “not the god you’re thinking of.”
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>Her “magic backpack” is actually a pocket dimension with seemingly infinite space, from which she can pull out useful or random objects
Like sandwiches?
I've never seen this image posted here before right now, what is it?
That looks incredibly cumbersome
I now understand how HEMA guys feel when they see back scabbards
Mexican god of tacos confirmed.
>I've never seen this image posted here before right now, what is it?
A morbidly obese gorilla
thread 23
T H I C C
It's Marvel's new "New Warriors" a gang of pandering LGBT characters
why do her backpack look like warlock/phalanx
How many fucking threads about this are we going to get? You niggers get fucking obsessed with this shit.
Didn't Venture Bros. already do this concept but as a fat guy? I think he was called Fat Chance.
X-gen, boomer, millennial, and zoomers are tearing this comic apart.
Fat spic Mary Poppins
user outrage faggot spam is protected by the moderation.
There have been more threads about this character than the number of appearances she'll get.
hope it gets cancelled
It's the spectacle of ravaged corpses in a wrecked automobile, except the devastated car is Marvel Comics
There's no question that it'll happen, user. Nobody's going to buy this shit, it'll sink faster than Mockingbird.
It's not an ongoing.
I'm having a hard time seeing the difference between the two...
Lmao co in a nutshell.
>Meme-Obsessed super teen
>experimental internet gas
>Snowflake and Safespace
>obsessed with [...] “classic” long-past decades like the '90s, and the '00s.
>“magic backpack”
>She claims to get her power from god, but “not the god you’re thinking of.”
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK IS THIS PILE OF SHIT?!?
I wonder when people will start lewding the new characters. I know a lot of people enjoy thickness around here.
Shes a knock off version of Fat Chance frpm venture bros.
>stop pointing and laughing at stupid shit
No
black Honey Lemon?
Do these 'creators' ever stop to think about how a real fat person would do in a stressful action pack situation? Do they honestly believe that an obese person has as much energy as a not fit but not an overweight person?
Fat fags clear out.
>experimental internet gas
What even is that?!
I suppose one of her hidden superpowers will be being able to keep up with fitter superheroes despite being fat
She's the tumblerfied version if him.
I bet it's hard for her to reach
Is that before or after she has a heart attack because she ran for a minute?
She's actually the vmbest character out of the rest of the New Warriors. It'll be better if her backpack have safety feature of not letting the user die and thus in a state of emergency will combine and engulf her in a suit that will protect her. Well, that's how I picture it anyway.
How is “this” supposed to fight people like DOOM or Magneto?
by sitting on them apparently
Nanomachines, son
Can you fucking imagine the dialogue between this fat bitch and the meme obsessed kid?
>Hey! Screentime my friend, let me pick up a soda can from the soda dimension from my magic bag
>Wow so ROLF this is like Rick and Morty IRL Haha
>Why are laughing screentime my meme obsessed friend who is connected at the internet all the time
>Oh that's why I'm watching a fumny prank scary video at YouTube HAHA liked and subscribed my friend, damm I really wanna play Fortnite
>all the page is he flossing
tell her the backpack is not a fridge
Still sounds less shitty than Iron Sights.
>Deus Ex Machina plot device backpack
wow what a fun character! This won't get old after one issue!
>Her “magic backpack” is actually a pocket dimension with seemingly infinite space, from which she can pull out useful or random objects—it’s not always under her control.
Oh. So Marvel just ripped off Doraemon and turned it into a fat black bitch.
I get all the cringe stuff of the new warriors but for the love god somebody help me understand what's "She claims to get her power from god, but not the god you’re thinking of" is the living vomit who created her claiming she's muslims or some fake woke shit like that.
Unironically I'm kinda woke and have woke ass friends and we all hate this shit.
You're free to ask me how woke I am and what I know of my friends level of wokeness
>Hey Mavel, my agent told me you liked my work! When do you want me start? What?
The God that powers her backpack isn't actually a god of benevolence or heroism, it's a god of architecture.
It just gives her what she needs so she'll stay alive, all other times it gives her fattening foods and low energy entertainment.
When she reaches the prober size he'll descend from the heavens and fuck her. Siring a whole new generation of demigods.
!!!Spoilers alert!!!
>The god from the bag is Satan
The vapors coming out of long used PC chairs.
personally i was thinking of
It's amazing how nuts people are going over characters that won't be used beyond the fifth issue...
>"Oh no the incredibly lame white guy villain is about to win!"
>"No way in nazi hell he won't!"
>Pulls the solution to the problem from her backpack.
>"You did it! You saved us all again with a single hand gesture! You go gender-assumed gurl!"
>"Hell yeah! Punch a nazi!"
Imagine the smell.
It's fucking hilarious, and in these dire times you need a good laugh.
Based
hilarious shit keked
DC is better.
so out of 5 smash tournaments, how bad does she smell?
Id rank her at about 3/5
You think the magic backpack is on her back but actually its her FUPA.
it's a 5 issues miniseries
What's wrong with them?
They're original characters instead of sjw-ify versions of previous characters.
We want them to make their own characters for them.
These aren't for us.
What a fat fucking slob
Superheroes aren’t meant to look like an average fatso.
This is diversity pandering at its highest, wasn’t Alonso fired for this shit?
“Look fat kids! She’s just like you”
They never learn.
New Warriors were never good. This is just kek.
I don't mind it, im still going to laugh at it tho.
They're giga retarded characters that even the most schizo zoomie would think is stupid. Sonichu is better than this crap. So it's fun to make fun of the fact that Marvel is run by lobotomized cum guzzlers
but it's a parody.
The writer said in on his twitter
How you gonna give a fat girl No Ass?