Next time use a gun...
Next time use a gun
Juan Collins
Camden Evans
Holy shit, isn't that a bit sexist? She's been training for seventeen years and he just handily defeats her because he's a man?
Hunter Mitchell
he also has a weapon.
John Murphy
did she died
Leo Hall
Are you implying that she isn't a finely honed weapon herself?
Hudson Murphy
Or if you punch someone don't posture over them like a dumbass, especially if your life is in danger, you keep hitting them until they stop moving.
Charles Morris
>Self defense classes
Neat.
>reads tabloids
Not based anymore.
At least she's in a business suit. That's my kink so yeet.
Christopher Hall
Yes, no normal human can beat an autist with a cane.
Owen Ward
She fucked up by monologuing.
Should have immediately followed up and viciously beat him unconscious, not started in on her training montage.
Sebastian Lee
This is The Riddler's absolute best look, nice suit and bowler hat, bodysuitfags need not apply.
Zachary Nelson
>Imagine taking seventeen years of self-defense lessons and still not knwing you have to keep punching the enemy until it stop moving and/or has all the limbs broken
Gotham's slef defense schools are really bad and I give the fault of this to Bruce Wayne
Colton Cook
nah but i'm gon slay dat pussy tho
Also, while looking for this page, I found the whole comic, and he shoots a guy's arm off later.
For the record, this was written by Ray Fawkes. Are all his books edgy?
Daniel Roberts
What's that green energy?
Austin Smith
It was so jarring to see him in his bodysuit in Doomsday Clock. I'd gotten so used to him being in the nice green suit. Although that book also gave us leopard-print Giganta again so that's a plus.
Julian Russell
which book
Justin Powell
Batman is currently blaming himself for all this escalation.
But really its Gotham's fault for not having a Death Penalty and letting everyone easy-mode an insanity plea. And then the Asylum being a minimum security playplace.
Austin Nguyen
Not OP, but I guess I'll storytime this comic cause I think it's one of Riddler's best.
Landon Mitchell
Jace Sanchez
Taebo don't make you immune to electricity
Alexander Phillips
Lincoln Gray
>sexist
Faggot that's equal treatment villainy right there. Funny how anything with a pussy wants all of the advantages yet none of the consequences. Booster Gold has no problem decking a female villain
Levi Walker
Luke Sullivan
Brayden Cook
Liam Harris
>Deck of cards
>Automatic watch?
>Hand?
>???
>Bat
Ryder Moore
Self defense classes have a horrible reputation in the martial arts community for teaching non effective technique and existing mainly to give the students a false sense of security.
The ugly reality of fighting is that the bigger, stronger guy is basically always gonna win, or at least nine times out of ten. Which is why every competitive martial art has weight classes. The biggest difference on those odds is whoever is armed.
Riddler is no Bane but his pound for pound strength would give him a default advantage and his cane is a weapon the other party can't match. Anyone who's even vaguely aware of "real" fighting knows not to try your odds unless you have to in a situation like that.
Levi James
Grayson Collins
Hunter Anderson
17 years and she got BTFO's by some fucktard swinging a short cane inwards. After 17 goddamned years you should be a proficient martial artist, not "learning self-defense," or getting hit by an inwards slap.
Austin Myers
Yeah, unless you're a hardcore MMA superfreak, no woman has a chance in hell against most men.
Jose Lewis
Andrew Martinez
Julian Rodriguez
Blake Bennett
Jose Gomez
Leo Sanchez
Benjamin Martin
Then why am I immune to electricity...?
Evan Ortiz
He's not hitting her over the head and zapping her to death with his manhood. Unless you're Sigmund Freud, I guess.
Brody Thompson
Gabriel Allen
Luke Moore
William Scott
Henry Cooper
Adrian Robinson
Julian Martin
Fin.
Landon Watson
>explodes a dude's arm off
Yeah, he's not the bully here, buddy.
Carson Smith
What does E Nigma do when a rando gets his shitty riddles right? Does he have a break down or something?
Christopher Rivera
Kills them
Joshua Ortiz
Sometimes he's impressed.
Aaron Mitchell
FUCK YOU HE TOOK MY CARDS
Henry Carter
He says they cheated, and then creates an elaborate death scenario surrounding a more difficult riddle
Matthew Gray
It's Nygma, also he probably just comes up with more riddles.
Parker Edwards
Well okay, has any Rando ever bested Riddler at his schtick or is it just "lmao nobody except the worlds gr8st detective can do it!"
Kayden Roberts
Most randos simply aren't autistic enough to care about Ed's retarded riddles.
Evan Sullivan
Depends on the context and what mood he's in. Sometimes he'll let the person go, sometimes it's rigged and he has a trap ready for the person to solve right afterwards, or if it's intended for Batman and some literal who figures it out then he'll probably get angry and murder them.
Cameron Cox
why does riddler in the second panel look like he's an old zombie man
Oliver Stewart
wait so are we supposed to take the Riddler seriously again
Caleb Gonzalez
Cause the art in The Riddle Factory is really bizarre.
Joshua Allen
Yes. No. Maybe.
Matthew Fisher
No matter how edgy they make him, no matter how they try to play him up to being impossibly impossible to catch or take out, he'll still be the same lame autismo that tries to prove how smart he is by telling people riddles that nobody gives a shit about in order to prove how he's the smartest dumbass ever.
Ryan Walker
No idea, but it's a new reaction image to stockpile.
Zachary Sanders
>Again
Riddler is actually fucking baller when in the hands of a competent writer.
Brody Jackson
Honestly if anyone, man or woman, hauled off and clocked you in the head with a metal topped staff as hard as they could you'd probably go down, at the very least in extreme pain
Josiah Anderson
no, because the characters that exist BECAUSE of batman, instead of BEFORE batman fucking suck.
Joker, Riddler, Penguin all suck dick compared to Ras, Slade, Deadshot, Killer Croc, Captain Boomerang, ect.
William Walker
If you're able to take a guy who dresses up as a bat and fights an evil clown, crocodile-man, and a plant lady seriously, I don't know why a narcissist who leaves riddle clues behind would be such a stretch.
Ryan Sanchez
That's the tragedy of Nigma (Nyma? Or is it really just Naston? I can never keep it straight), he's the world's dumbest smart guy. He's brilliant, but his ego and narcissism fuck him over EVERY TIME. He could make a fortune as an information broker, retire nicely off to god knows where, but instead needs to validate his intellect at every turn in some juvenile game. Minds like Luthor, Sivana, they're the real geniuses of the criminal underworld. At the end of the day Eddie is a petty loser trying to prove himself against Batman because daddy kept calling him an idiot.
Hudson Phillips
You know, the New 52 was pretty comfy at times.
Owen Nelson
This is another "tie-in to a stupid event is actually fucking good because the writer can do whatever" situation. Riddler had another great issue like this recently for Year of The Villain, which is ironically somewhat of a rehash of Forever Evil
Samuel Wilson
you huffed Black Bolt's fart cloud
Camden Campbell
She punched a bat villain and probably lived to tell about it later. Not bad overall for a rando office worker.
Though you'd think Wayne Enterprises would have a rule in place about restricting anyone in a brightly colored suit from even setting foot on the property. Like that'd be rule #1
Bentley Martinez
I forgot, how did riddler fair in the whole villain thing? I remember lex visited him.