Spider-Woman #1 Storytime

Since No One Else Bothered

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Oh shit this was today?

For a second I thought she ripped that dude's throat out.

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Oh yeah, Spider-Woman and Hawkeye were a thing once.

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This black costume don't work even in comics, looks ugly without life or something

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So did that costume go the same way Scarlet Spider's new costume went? A joke that goes in the trash?

That's a man ass!!! That is Jessica Drew?

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not very good at drawing women

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Deadpool/10

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Taking cues from Murdercarol.

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I do like that Jess is still an impulsive teenager at heart.

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I like that costume

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Jesus Jess!

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Her venom blast is not electric you idiot, it's literally venom and doesn't work on machines.

Can’t Jess just control them all with her pheromones? Or fly around shooting them with her stun blasts?

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She's a kill everyone mood.

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I always enjoy when the lettering has perspective on it like that.

Tini Howard would know that.
Why she isn't writing this is beyond me.

I was not expecting the first response to that page being so normal.

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Walk it off tiny Deadpool.

Carol's issue this week also feature a large amount of green projectile vomit.

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Morning sickness!

Who drew that cover?

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Jesus Jess, are you pregnant again or something?

So dumb question but who is her baby daddy again? Never did look into that. I just saw preggo Jess and thought "that's stupid and totally irresponsible, pass".

I didn't think that persisted after the pregnancy, but I have no idea how pregnancy works, so I'm no expert.

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>dancebelt reference

Oh cool, Acid Puke!

He's saying she's pregnant again

Maybe if the kept her classic costume instead of giving her another new one with the bad color scheme I'd be more interested.

almost faints to a punch from an ordinary man and then manages to move an object of a few tons this level of the writing of nu marvel

Imagine if spewing venomous acid out of every orifice in her head was her new power.

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Oh look, Angela's back. Where the hell has she been? Guess that'll piss off Todd
>I only care about a book if they have the costume I want
That's incredibly shallow

>Vomiting acid out her eyes and ears

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Jesus, this dialogue.

>That's incredibly shallow
No, this is the respect the classic

Why do they keep making Hellstorm ugly?

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Most wikis list it as bio-electric in nature.
So either they retconed it recently or every wiki page was vandalized simultaneously.
Or you're wrong. That's also possible.

No it's bio-electric.

How can she be poor? Don't Avengers get like an allowance from Stark or something?
Hey I prefer the classic too, I'm just not going the write the book off just yet because Jess is wearing new pjs. This shit is still better than the biker getup she had last time

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Looks fine. Stop looking at porn so much.

>>I only care about a book if they have the costume I want
>That's incredibly shallow
Hey it's a visual medium. If I don't like how it looks, it's kind of a problem.

The black with red highlights just looks worse than red with yellow. It isn't even a "sexiness" issue. It's color balance.

Carol and Jess were meant for each other, murderwives

Most teenage girls couldn't shimmy up a rope in general

I don't remember Angela being this naked. Is this a new costume?

The hell are you on about? Miles basically stole her Venom Blast gimmick

>That's incredibly shallow

How characters look is kinda important for visual media like comics.


And that new costume does really suck.

>we want the Gwenpool audience

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This is comic book retard, this shit need to sell you fucking idiot

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great legs
tiny ass

Only active members are on pay roll.

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Paulo Siqueira really draws women without hips and with pancake ass, they really look like tra-nnies
Maybe it’s because he never became a big name in the market and a name that has a large number of sales, Siqueira seems to be those guys who have no idea who buys Marvel comics

It's not bad, it's just inferior to her original plus its aping Peter even more.
I guess we're making Ronnie a thing now. I was kind of hoping they'd address the likeness to Spidey's costume. She has nothing to do with him, and yet they do this for.....branding I guess?

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>they really look like tra-nnies
>No hips
So you're blind too?
Holy shit, are you going to start whining in these story times too? First it was Spider-man, then it was Batman, now this.

And? I think the art looks fine. What's your problem with it? Can't fap to it?

This guy is not speaking in broken English, he's a different retard.

I prefer women with big asses and wide hips, but a lot of women aren't built like that, so what's your deal?

Fuck off and kill yourself, engrishanon.

this will last 16 issues tops.