Marco, does this make me look fat?

>Marco, does this make me look fat?

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No, just flat.

>wearing makeup and earrings to a beach date

i hate these hoes i just wanna swim and splash around and have a good time but we gotta lay on the sand and do jack shit because you wanna tan

fuck women im going gay

I dig it and everything, but, why would you wear that much makeup to the beach? Just seems counterproductive.

>I don't know, can I try a copy of the outfit on?

Yes, unfortunately not in the right places either.

Says you

No, it does make you look like cheap hooker though.

Marco likes crossdressing?

>fuck women im going gay
pick one