>Marco, does this make me look fat?
Marco, does this make me look fat?
Dylan Bennett
Carter Flores
No, just flat.
Kayden Gomez
>wearing makeup and earrings to a beach date
i hate these hoes i just wanna swim and splash around and have a good time but we gotta lay on the sand and do jack shit because you wanna tan
fuck women im going gay
Evan Cox
I dig it and everything, but, why would you wear that much makeup to the beach? Just seems counterproductive.
Hunter Harris
>I don't know, can I try a copy of the outfit on?
Anthony Perez
Yes, unfortunately not in the right places either.
Nicholas Bailey
Says you
Jack Martin
No, it does make you look like cheap hooker though.
Noah Robinson
Marco likes crossdressing?
Jason Adams
>fuck women im going gay
pick one
Hunter Taylor
What about crossdressers?
William Rivera
Story idea for you boss.
Overcompensating Star is self conscious about her flat chest. Something happens. user sex.
Jayden Martinez
Was there anything specific you were hoping to see, user?
Asher Green
>No it makes you look like I want to nail you with no rubber at least 5 times here on this beach and I won't give a shit about who watches I will rawdog you right here until kingdom COME, Star
Oliver Lee
Titfuck.
Even though she’s basically flat I want user to do it as a confidence booster , know what I mean?
Tyler Martinez
I like it, user. I can manage that.
Christian Brooks
>I don't think you look fat enough, eat a sanddy twig
Samuel Rivera
I want to suck Star's toes
Isaiah Martin
fat Marco > fat Star
Liam Thomas
>Star age 40
Oliver Anderson
Why not both nigga?
Ayden Davis
>”I didn’t come out here to the beach to hear you complain Star. This trip was supposed to reinvigorate our marriage and bring back the magic but you have to find a problem with everything and complain. You know what, pack your shit we’re going home. I am done.”
Daniel Collins
No, but your makeup makes you look like a whore
Angel Hernandez
I wish. Fat Star is cutest
Connor Wilson
>Marco proceeds to pick up Star bridal style, leaves all the crap in the sand, carries her to the backseat of the car and mercilessly fucks her while half trying to tear off her clothes. He doesn't even bother with the car door, leaves it wide open. Star is a laughing, screaming, moaning mess and she starts gathering unwanted attention, but Marco keeps on plowing into Star's cunt, like a jackhammer. He can't be stopped, some deep carnal desire has taken over his mind and all he can think of is drilling Star as hard as he can, his balls whipping her asshole, she screaming his name as he buckles over, takes Star's legs over his shoulders and keeps on slamming into her pussy. It's getting a little embarassign how shameless they are, the families on the beach drive the fuck outta there. The moon rises, but Marco is s till at it.
Xavier Lopez
dead and forgotten show
Dylan Ross
Marco is such a dorky nerd
Benjamin Perry
Star wakes up from her dream a groggy mess. She sniffs the air and realizes the wine cellar is half empty. She tosses on her 2 AM best and heads to the gas station for her favorite red wine.
Kayden Johnson
>Star get your disgusting fatass back on the peloton I bought you.
Dylan Johnson
>Except she doesn't, because none of that happened. Marco thoroughly demolished the pussy of the girl he vowed his entire life to, they needed to catch their breaths and clean up. After that he decided to treat her to some midnight ice cream. He took her home, took a shower together, and cuddled in close in bed. Star is of course wears the cutest fucking pajama ever. She gets really close to Marco, hugging him as tightly she can while smooshing her cute face all over his chest. He nuzzles the top of hear head as he gently combs through her golden hair with his fingers. They fall asleep in each ohter's arms, Star listening to Marco's heartbeat as she drifts away into peaceful slumber.
Charles Richardson
Except it did and Star wondered what life would be like if Mewni still existed and all her old magical friends lived. She wipes the tears away and goes back to sleep.
Jackson Jones
Except it didn't. Because Marco loves his wife. And he's taking her camping next week. Where they will, as you might have thought; fuck like rabbits in the wild.
Eli Reyes
Hear me out:
Fat
Trap
Marco
Tyler White
...
Nolan Thomas
"Marco, does this swimsuit make me look fat?"
"I wish."
"What? Are you saying... do you not love me anym-"
"I want more."
"... wha-"
"You're skinny. I want you to have a fat ass.'
"..."
"I want your ass to be so fat that destressing after work means you sitting on my face with 40 pounds of pressure. I want your ass to be so side the only thing I can hear is your pulse through your femoral arteries. What I want is for your ass to be a wife's ass. I want for your ass to match the rest of you. So no, Star, you're not fat. You're not erotic, and that's going to change."
"... Marco..."
"Get up. Janna can watch the kids. You're getting a Big Mac."
Blake Clark
Except none of this is real, and this entire scenario was just a fetish daydream I cocked up when the internet in my apartment got disconnected for a week interspersed with my parents fighting in the background.
Logan Myers
>Except it didn't.
Except it did. And then Star woke up for her shift at her hotel joint.
Cooper Collins
>the internet in my apartment got disconnected for a week interspersed with my parents fighting in the background.
I can relate.
Carter Robinson
Nope. Marco loves her. He clearly would've thrown away his own life, multiple times for her.
And now they're having adventures wint jantom. Magic couple, dark goth couple.
Hunter Walker
drop dead
Jaxson Carter
If he gets fat enough, he'll grow moobs and feminine features! He'll pass even better!
Cameron Baker
>wint jantom
Not even the writers like that ship.
Oliver Kelly
>marco wants facesitting
Look Marco, the best way to do that is yes. Feed her endless Big Macs. But also fuck her raw. Mewman hormones will widen Star's hip, enough to put you in a coma if you want it.
Nolan Nelson
Where's my slutty trolloped up Janna?
Grayson Martin
She's too busy raising Marco's kids.
Samuel Garcia
Yes they do. Why the kcuf would they make this gotdamn episode if they didn't want to imply these guys hooked up after everything. Because they have the same themes and probably also tired of stargo's shenanigans.
Jacob Roberts
Samuel Walker
>Yes they do.
They didn't, otherwise we would've had had all those Janna/Marco moments with Tom instead of Marco. Hell, Janna's final moment in the series in with Marco, not Tom.
Nicholas Carter
>that blush
So Jenna's going to cuck Marco with his own son?
Alexander Torres
Trolop.
Damn, grandpa's as spicy as a Spanish peanut ! with the skin on. Cruising for jezebels, soiled doves, and sidewalk sallys.
James Perry
I love images with girls a differing stages of fat, with the smaller one lusting over the bigger one.
Cooper Fisher
>otherwise we would've had had all those Janna/Marco moments with
There wasn't enough time. If they didn't want to imply jantom they simply wouldn't have made the episode at all. Her final moment with Marco was really just to end their apparent 'feud'. Remember, Marco never ever liked Janna, not even slightly. He just genuinely distrusted her and didn't like her, and she was messing with him because he's naive and a fucking nerd. Prime fucking target for bullying. Janna is still into dark shit though.
Alexander Allen
>Because they have the same themes
Did you not watch the show? Janna kept her cool while Tom was constantly spilling his spaghetti trying to get Star to love him.
>and probably also tired of stargo's shenanigans.
Globgor/Eclipsa, despite how much of a shit character Eclipsa was, her romance was more legitimate and less forced than Starco.
Kayden Gutierrez
>There wasn't enough time.
They literally had TWO SEASONS and the final season to do whatever they wanted- and we got more Marco interactions than with Tom.
Angel Jenkins
>Tom was constantly spilling his spaghetti trying to get Star to love him.
Except when he finally stopped and started hitting on a cute goth flip.
>Globgor/Eclipsa, despite how much
That has fucking nothing to do with this.
>They literally had TWO SEASONS
They needed to push sjwlbgtqbbq++ bullshit so no. They didn't have any time. The lizards must be appeased.
Kayden Howard
Samuel Hernandez
>They needed to push sjwlbgtqbbq++ bullshit so no.
>they needed
Nobody told them to push it, they did it themselves. And if they wanted to push for Tom/Janna, they would've done it.
Thomas Butler
IT'S BEEN ONE FUCKING YEAR STOP POSTING THIS FUCKING GENERAL OF A SHOW YOU CLAIM YOU HATE
William Long
>And if they wanted to push for Tom/Janna, they would've done it.
And they didn't because Tom was a boring character who's purpose, like Star, was just for stirring drama. Janna, on the other hand, was free from that, meaning they could do more fun stuff with her.
Easton Morales
>Nobody told them to push it, they did it themselves.
Yeah, that's how that looks, on the surface.
>And if they wanted to push for Tom/Janna, they would've done it.
They did. As much as it was possible. As I said, if they didn't want to tease it, they wouldn't have made it. They would've just replaced Tom with Star or Marco in the episode, but nope.
Levi Parker
She's so ugly lol
Ryan Morales
>Yeah, that's how that looks, on the surface.
Cope. Nobody wanted Jantom, or else Janna's final moment would've been with Tom. And that one episode was to further the Solarian/Mina arc and to show how much of a loser Tom was.