Is there a adult animated series main character that isn’t an Alcoholic or a jerk?

>You know, its funny. When you're a horse guy, everyone seems to marvel at how "normal" your words are. Like its some ultra valuable quality, some magical rareness, that only exists because you have hooves and a mane. But that's exactly what makes my words so abnormal. I can't have a single conversation where someone isn't glorifying the air out of my lungs, because I'm saying the exact words millions of other people have said. Because I, Bojack Horseman, am saying them. There's so much weight behind it. So much pressure to say even the simplest of statements. "Nice coat!" That's just a compliment, right? It just means that they have a nice coat. But from me? A horse guy? That statement has a thousand layers, each one more desperate and fraying than the last. It hangs in the air, and everyone within earshot wants to take it and destroy it, so they wouldn't have to acknowledge the horse guy. But they can't do that. So they make themselves feel better by patting me on the back. "You say some normal words there, horse guy". Yeah, thanks. That's great. *Sigh*. Its a lot easier for you. You're lucky. Lucky you're a family guy.

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I’m a bit on the fence whether or not these characters are jerks.

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Milo Oblong

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The Oblongs feature Will Ferrell as an optimistic human potato... But you shits rather watch it for that 11 year old goth girl.

No, he's an asshole. The show balanced it out by having the world around him shit on him so much that you pity him.

Is there anyone who isn’t an alcoholic or a jerk?

It was a fun show on its own, kinda frustrating how people only focus on her. Saying this as a big Angus Oblong and Susie fan but even I got tired of that over the years when her fanarts exploded

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That implies the people jacking it to Suzie porn actually watch the source material, especially since it's basically an OC by this point.

After what happened to his family he probably would be an alcoholic if it was available. Doubly so after his dino sex toy presumably died.

rest of the world isn’t America or Europe

>(no, drinking a beer with the buds doesn't qualify as being an alcoholic)
Trannydiscord logic

Stop drinking alcohol

To be fair, he was a movie critic, reviewing movies that were stinkers on every level. And to think, that was a best case scenario compared to movies of today.

This. Bob’s pretty set.

Rest of the world doesnt matter, what a coincidence

Mark's a decent guy for the most part

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>Stan Smith from American Dad
Stan spends an entire episode stalking and beating the shit out of his own son

>Adult show
>Protagonist
>Not alcoholic
>Not a jerk

A sarcastic comment here and there towards Jasmine doesn't really qualify him as a jerk.

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>Huey
>not a jerk

youtube.com/watch?v=PTwx5mssx3w

It's not really jerkish to force some discipline on your out-of-control brother who would destroy the house, go hang out with unstable adults, and probably get himself killed otherwise.

would you play it

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Could she count? The target audience of her cartoons wasn’t children.

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I think it's one of the most underrated cartoons ever made and it deserved more seasons. It's one of the very few adult cartoons that doesn't look like dog shit and has clever visual humor

Huey's a huge jerk.

In what way other than self-defense by maniacs like the Wuncler's?

>banana tits
Hell YES

>All of the kids from South Park
Not adults, and mostly jerks. Just look at the main four, fucking cartman is in there

Spear. Fang’s a bit more mercurial but she cares

Yes
So long as there are good/bad ending for all girls + Bojack's solo ending

Moral Orel

Richard Aldana.

Nowhere in the OP did it say that they had to be adults, just from an adult cartoon. And 3/4 of the cast aren't jerks, so you're wrong on both accounts.

I seriously don't even know what this post means.

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No, drink in moderation.

Hank Hill

which one

BASED

i guess you haven't finished the show yet, richard turns to the bottle after joufflu dies .

Owl pussy

I think he thought you were calling hank an alcohol?

Harvey Birdman, and Jay Sherman.
The reason most MC’s are jerks is because jerks are funny to watch they get deserved shit hitting them and they say what you wish you could go a lot of people. So jerks are easy to project on but there’s ways to write a MC with out being a jerk.

though pigeon does fit the bill

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But is it destroying his family?

>hurr durr people always stumble into dark, alcohol filled depressions at the slightest inconvenience.

Wanna know how I know that the worst thing that ever happened to you was that you didn't get the toy you wanted during christmas?

>watches his whole family get brutally murdered
>slightest inconvenience
Fascinating. Tell me more.

Nah, I try not to indulge retards. You knew what I meant.

Why can't you be this funny on the show?

People need to give Ugly Americans much more credit.

Is this a copypasta or did you just write it? Because it's pretty damn impressive.

Regardless, capped for posterity.

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He is an jerk, he left his ex-girlfriend only because she was allergic to eggs and also forced her to eat eggs, almost killing her.

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Steve

Remember that time Stan kidnapped his mom's new boyfriend and stranded him on a deserted island?

Oh wait a second, he actually did that 30 times. Kidnapped 30 men and deserted them on an island. Over the course of decades. So he could keep taking baths with his mom.

o come on he is a caveman,and the other a dino waifu,he is not an asshole he is barely a person,he is before morals

Nope because American's don't know how to write adult series that aren't a comedy. Watch seinen and josei anime if you want actual stories.