DC Comics Wins Again

DC chads get in here, why are there are no Snowflake and Safespace in our comic books.

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Let's not celebrate too soon DCbro. If the snowflake book sells even remotely well DC will copy it lickety split

We got based Justice League of China instead (RIP, gone too soon)

>DC wins because they don't have parody characters
How stupid are you people?

They’re not parodies

So this stupid then.
Something makes itself so deliberately clear that it's a parody and you just deny it

Not that user, but they were clearly made to trigger conservacucks, which they did.
The buzz generated on twitter will probably enable it to find an audience that genuinely enjoys this shit content.
It is, dare I say it, Based and redpilled

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What’s everyone reading?

For me, the current books I’m reading are Superman, Batman, Justice League, and Shazam.

Trades and collections I’m reading are silver age LoSh, silver age justice league, DC: the new frontier, rebirth teen titans and flash, and man and Superman.

Just GL and Shazam for now since Dial H ended.

We still have Bendis tho

Based false flagging marvelfag

Lets also not forget Big Name characters getting gayed and cucked.

#Wolverine&Cyclops

This

>you can't fuck Snowflake and Safespace twins at the same time in DCU
what's the point even live?

There is diversity done wrong and then diversity done right.Like Midnighter and Apollo

Wait what? They are a couple? HOLY SHIT, now please confirm sam and cap

Well we will just have to wait for those numbers then. Expecting a blow out.

>DC chads get in here, why are there are no Snowflake and Safespace in our comic books.

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Because 5G is coming

you have Greta instead

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I'm not praising DC for anything right now, fuck Marvel but fuck DC more

>5G.
>All new all different DC.
>with Luke Fox as Batman
>Shotabait as Superman
>DCEU WonderJew
>Bendis Young Justice replacing the Teen titans
>Ching Chong as the main Green Lantern
>And DCEU Harleen qunzel.

KWAB

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DC did the same in the 80s tho.
Remember the first openly gay superhero? Even the letters were either
>wow, that's offensive
or
>nice to have him even if he sucks

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Shotabait as Superman? How to preorder comic books?

Don't forget tranny Hulk

Jon grew up

Batman, Shazam, JL Dark, DCeased Unkillables, Jimmy Olsen, Question

Trades/collections: Harleen, Rebirth Aquaman,

Cling to that delusion for dear life

THIS

Not so fast jackass as the movement did exist.

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And before you say anything, no it wasn't satire aimed at the nascent progressive movement.

GL, Shazam, Detective Comics, Hawkman, He-Man, Hellblazer, Terrifics, Question. I'm not sure what OP is on about. DC sucks too.

This doesn't look nearly as bad as what soiMarvel is doing

>win
>shutting down end of 2022

sure

What are you faggots crying about this time

We just have Bendis instead.

I'd rather have 10 sets of snowflake and safespace characters, not even parody ones like what marvel is doing, like serious ones, with their own monthly books if it meant I could undo everything bendis has done.

Marvel is making what appears to be a parody team of characters called snowflake and safespace. People think it isn't parody because they are dense.

yeah i see, lurked a bit more

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>People think it isn't parody
Because the year is 2020 and the company is Marvel

And Tencent is going to buy Disney because it's hemorrhaging money during this outbreak. Rumors are great.

One of the characters in that book got powers from Internet Gas.

It's parody.

I'll be laughing when it's sincere as fuck and the damage control swiftly disappears

>It's parody.
>He actually has any amount of faith in Marvel Writers or Quality control at this point
user I...

only Jimmy Olsen is good, the rest of those suck mad ass

That's because you never read the movement. It was twice as shrill as anything Marvel is putting out right now.

user people said "Odin is being mind controlled by Cull it's not bad SJW writing you'll see" All through out the second half of Aarons FemThor right up until the Cull issue had him genuinely be looking for redemption
The damage control will continue longer than expected but will mysteriously vanish

I didn't ask. And I don't give a shit about your taste. Post yours and quit being a faggot so I can shit all over them too.

People who said that never read Fraction Thor. He started the entire thing with asshole odin.
Kibblesmith however is a comedy writer/ all his previous stuff has a comedic/light-hearted tone

So let's say it is parody, how quickly will it take for Twitter to get it and Marvel cancelled because Marvel is a bigot meanie company?

Fucking Bullshit that version of Odin was an Asgard first type who just conflicted with Thor for the usual reasons. He was a sovereign of his realm that put it ahead of everything else Aaron made him a mad and petty tyrant because "Muh Patriarchy"

Floppers: Batman, Red Hood, Aquaman, Metal (if that ever happens), X-Men, Giant-Size, Wolverine, Flash & Swamp Thing Giants

Trades: Up next I'm reading the Ghost Fleet, Nocenti Daredevil vol.2, then probably some indie stuff I neglected

They tried many times because of Perlmuttler, always failed. Same for the other side

No, this time they have a black non-binary female called Snowflake, this is peak cancel if it's a parody.

While Hickman's busy making Scott look even more of a cuck and Ewing doing meme ""hulk horror"", DC's out here with Scott Snyder showing Hackman how to do Secret Wars right and Bendis making Supes cool again. What a time to be alive fellow DC chads!

Shazam, Jimmy Olsen, X-men, Ghost Rider, Savage Avengers.

Just like Wolverine isnt gay now.
Super Kek!

Wolverine is gay? Who’s he with, Kurt? Please say Kurt

Comic shops arent going to even waste the I k telling marvel no.
Also....Corona marshal law is going to force comic stores to close in the near future so...

Scott Summers.

Time for digital sales figures to rise!!!

>he thinks sales are a driving force
It's not, education is, you think the jews make money off of facebook or youtube? They're investments in education, just like this is, it's a matter of time for DC to do something similar.