Why are modern American comic/cartoon characters so fucking shit?

Do they seriously think American comic characters like this trash can compete with manga/anime characters? Not only are these designs fucking trash but also the color combinations are really fucking bad tasting. Stop using fucking magenta and cyan so much over and over again just because they are the brightest colors.

What the fuck is happening to modern American comic/cartoon artists and comic companies? Cant/Wont they learn even a little bit form manga/anime?

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Take this design, change the hair color and occasional hair redesign and you'd do for western cartoons/comics what every anime/manga does in using the same exact designs

There is NO way that these are meant to be serious, actual characters.
They look like characters that you would see in a Deadpool comic that exist to be made fun of for two pages before dying.

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Dude chill, these are pretty clearly joke characters. Laugh. Enjoy the moment. Every one on this site need to learn to chill and stop getting so easily upset about things.

>There is NO way that these are meant to be serious
>these are pretty clearly joke characters
Oh you sweet summer children

While im not a fan, theirs nothing screaming "this is horribly wrong" at me either.

Serious question: Are we running out of hero/villain names in comics?

Saying "we're running out of hero/villain names" is just an excuse not to try and come up with new ones

If the intention was to get people online wound up talking about them then they certainly succeeded. This is like giving a (you) to obvious bait. Hell I wouldn’t be surprised if this thread was marvel corporate.

Doesn't one of the characters get his powers by huffing internet gas? Good lord we are in for a train wreck.

Is anyone screaming that? Most of the people I've seen reacted with either mild annoyance or dull surprise. I think deep down everyone knew it was only a matter of time before Marvel unironically named a character Safespace.

That's Screentime. His grandpa ate Nyan Cat and it gave him really bad gas, the radiation from which gave Screentime the power of a mid-2000s internet meme.

Hey, at least my explanation makes more sense than whatever they're actually going to do with him.

In a manner of speaking. A lot of the obvious choices are taken, so you definitely do have to reach harder/get more creative. I could believe it's a genuine obstacle in trying to come up with new characters, especially if you think of the powerset first and then the name.
Like, I 100% believe that Safespace's power came first, because "forcefield that he can only use when he's protecting someone" is an interesting idea that someone could come up with in a vacuum. But then they started reaching for something that wasn't generic/taken and we ended up here.

I mean yeah
American comics suck
But even this is an outlier

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I think it was the other way around – they started with the name Safespace, and came up with a power that might suit someone with that name.

At this point, I wouldn't be surprised, this shitshow is going to be fun to watch unfold.

SAFESPACE!?

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> paper thin characters clearly based off entirely “current” issues and ideas in a really shitty way

Guys... has it returned? Will it last more than twelve issues this time?

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The only major difference is, Linkara will ignore this one because it supports politics he agrees with

>Do they seriously think American comic characters like this trash can compete with manga/anime characters?
Are you fucking retarded? No one creates characters to compete with another industry. The characters in the image were created specifically for a mini-series and the odds are that we will only see those characters there and nowhere else.

But you don't really care about that, because this is a fucking stealth East vs West thread.

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Eh, who cares about that nasty cock slut anyway.

What the fuck are these stupid names "Safespace" and "Snowflake"? Its not even funny even if its a joke or self-irony.

“Current” issue books like this are only really worth dissecting with hindsight. When we have a full view of things and can see what mattered and what was stupid. That being said I hope the new warriors has one of its characters contract corona virus.

If these were made by Stonetoss, I'd agree with you.

What in the actual fuck ? Marvel just trolling themselves at this point ?

Bastion, Fortress, Aegis, Defender, Tower Shield, Blockade, Safezone, Shield Wall, Barrier, Shelter, Haven, Sancturay, Sanctum. Fuck you, they had no good names for that power set, you shit heel. They started with the intention of making a character named Safespace first.
Hell, Snowflake could be a nice name for an ice based character, but the design and connection with Safespace make it obvious it's Marvel throwing another shot in favor of SJW bullshit.

They look and sound like they were made by Yas Forums.

This is the direct result of living in an advanced society. If we wanted this prevented, some country should've gone thermonuclear in the early 2000's. Now we just get a virus that is still not spreading fast enough.

Sharpen the curve. Stay the fuck away from home.

If this is the naming convention, are their villains Problematic and Yikes?

Marvel is run by extremely out of touch people.

Also, the premise is that the "old" New Warriors are a bit old and dusty, and must bridge the gap to the new generation.

And one of those 'old" New Warriors? Rage. Who is about 14.

Someone should take Marvel into the forest and shoot it in the back of the head.

this is a pretty sweet joke ill give ya that, there is no way there is a group of people stupid enough to make something like this. unless..

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>And one of those 'old" New Warriors? Rage. Who is about 14.
Fuck did he not get aged at all since the nineties? Even Power Pack had aged.
By the way is that one lesbian Power Pack girl still de aged?

Stop framing everything as "east vs west", you fucking asshat. This is the problem about modern artists not learning anything non-American despite anime and manga getting more and more popular in the west. Unless you learn new shit, you cant improve and modernize your art.

God I fucking hope so. Another America style shitshow is just what I need. At this point I'm happy to give Marvel all the fucking rope they want, let them hang themselves.

This isn't even low hanging fruit, it's intelligently designed ergonomic fruit. All the people freaking out about the SJWs doing it again are looking very stupid for not immediately realizing these fucking designs are made top to bottom to piss them off. Even more so since a significant portion insists that Marvel is out of touch or lacks self-awareness even as they write brown twinks with dyed hair called "Snowflake" and "Safespace" into the New Warriors

They're the exact kinda character people here would make to mock SJWs. Right down to the on the nose names.

>englehart
Oh no no no no why

Who's actually angry any more though? This is just fucking hilarious at this point.

who is this even for

>All the people freaking out
All I see are people pointing and laughing

>are their villains Problematic and Yikes?
'Toxic' and 'Masculinity'

They're all like that.

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But they look exactly like anime characters?

For people who want (99% likely) poorly done satire

This. Looks like they come from a mediocre anime, which is part of the problem

which one?

a little bit too on the nose aren't they?

The writer looks exactly how I imagined him, am I guilty of stereotyping ?

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That's right! Why can't they be codenames like Justice, Fire, Ice, Green Lantern, Peacemaker, Tempo, Captain America, those are totally cool and not goofy, bro.

>'Toxic' and 'Masculinity'

ok, this show might be the funniest shit ever, its going to be the "captain planet" of the sjw years.

.......did basedjack come to life?

This is so bad its looped around to being hilarious and I actually want to see more.

>snowflake
>safespace
lmfao is this real?

some of those names are old and too simple for the modern world, but they arent bizarre unlike "safespace" "snowflake"

found the others

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W I D E

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Sexy

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I unironically love it.

How is snowflake bizarre? You already have people who are called Blizzard and Icicle for fucks sake.

>trailblazer

is it really trailblazing when you just go back to the fridge?

>SCREENTIME: A Meme-Obsessed super teen whose brain became connected to the internet after becoming exposed to his grandfather’s “experimental internet gas.”

Whats “experimental internet gas”? Is this tard asian or chicano?

These modern character backgrounds like "Meme-Obsessed super teen" are pure fucking cringe and try-hard.
Americans really fucking suck at expressing modern social stuff in comics/cartoons/games.

I made that up, but it actually could en up being true

its a buzzword and you know it.