Dios mios

I fuckin wish I was.

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MY
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It comes across like a right-wing parody because of how hilariously blatant it all is. But leftshits take themselves way too seriously to ever create something so clever and satirical.

.. time more interesting than any current capeshit

It starts off fun but it quickly becomes shit.

I am so sick of this no pupil style. Is it pure laziness?
Maybe red dude doesn't need them but I did it anyway

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just like you at bed

I don't know how I can become shit at bed user. Sleeping is fundamental.

Irony

I am saying you're shit at having sex!

I'm sorry I couldn't meet your needs. It was all the crying.

You shit on my dick

>Naruto with superpowers written by a dude whose only narrative trick is to insert chapter-long flashbacks reasserting a character's motivation in the middle of a fight to justify a powerup
>All the longest arcs are padded out with long ass filler fights, could be solved in single digit chapters otherwise
>Can't even consciously control who is a secondary and main character in his own manga so the guy who's supposed to be the main antagonist of the series is irrelevant and useless for most of the run time
>The generic love interest and generic best friend don't even make it 3 arcs in before getting sidelined
Yeah I'll take Snowflake and Safespace

I dont care,homo. Don't @ me.

So much better
But yeah, red dude needs something different going on, either no pupils or extra-small pupils

I'm fat and I don't want fat superheroes, it makes no sense. I only accept it when it has something to do with the superpower, like Fat Gum from My Hero Academia.

>A Meme-Obsessed super teen whose brain became connected to the internet after becoming exposed to his grandfather’s “experimental internet gas.” Now he can see augmented reality and real-time maps, and can instantly Google any fact. Does this make him effectively a genius? He sure acts like it does.
>internet gas
You know shits gonna be funny when it sounds on par with 90s Johnny Quest plots about Whale Internet.

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Los Nuevos Guerreros......

If we're lucky some of them will die at the end of their mini to justify the 'teenage superheroes aren't safe' thing.

At least than they would serve a purpose.

I highly doubt we'll ever see them again when this iteration of New Warriors is over.

>not really into manga
>MHA
Fucking double pleb.

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What is this?

Undead Unluck

Atomic
Teens
On
Machines

>ATOM
>Starts with Atomic
user, you can't fucking DO that. It's illegal. God damn.

Reading Chainsaw Man my favorite thing in jump right now.

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There's worse out there.

there are no good sizes for the title image so it stands for (DNA Integrated Cybernetic Enterprises). An anagram inside an anagram

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I've heard good things and I've really wanted to start reading that.
All I've done so far is make sealab2021 "chainsaw arms, BZZZZ" memes once in a blue moon.

that’s some straight up black magic shit right there

Because people are too stupid to recognize jokes with huge flashing signs next to them that read "this is a joke"?

There is literally a character who’s high on memes and internet gas

>haha just a joke bro
Jokes can be bad user. And this is a bad joke.

Right? It shouldn't be hard to figure out.
>getting mad at a joke
Imagine being you.

>th-there just jokes guys
>marvel is obviously poking fun at the absurdity of sjws

>UR SO MAD
user, I just said jokes can be bad. I am not mad in the slightest. I don't care at all. I won't buy this book. And like 99% of comics it is bad and will be forgotten about. I know you're just a troll but come on lad.

Spencer did it before with the “triggered” teen terrorists, so why not

Oh, it's trolling if someone points out something that you yourself agree is factual? What a convincing case you present.

It is trolling to go over the top with strawman accusing people just discussing shit of being mad. Maybe other people are, but who cares.

Art imitates Life.

You did alright on the others, but the vampire looks worse like that.

i'm on the same boat, I love Deku's story

I figured so but wanted to see it anyway just to compare.

Yeah...yeah, that has to be it, Kibblesmith. Its the people that are wrong. Fuck off, and take your ""post-ironic"" jokes with you.

Any bets on how long this will last?

Its a mini.

I mean before they're completely forgotten and quietly forgotten about?

Screentime, Snowflake and Safespace make sense together as stupid internet warriors

"I got a blood transfusion from Morbius" and Backpack Pagan are the real losers of the bunch.

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>Hey, did you hear that they made Aquadlad gay in the newest season of Young Justice?
>We can top that! And we'll have TWO of them! And give them colors that make double gay!

marvel.com/articles/comics/introducing-the-new-new-warriors

Actual article so you dumb motherfuckers can have something of substance to complain about.

Cry more you shitbag, the art alone is enough to justify shitting on this garbage you entitled fuck

recently I became a manhwa chad because worst koreans aren't afraid of having adult MCs. But yeah, anything is superior than western comics at this point

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Imagine caring about marvel comics in any capacity.

Imagine getting upset that people are rightfully shitting on godawful designs

How would someone differentiate between what is and isn't a joke?

Ok m8 i'd love to troll you for more kneejerk reactions that show that you're too young to use this website, but seriously read the goddamn article. These characters are not going to live past 10 issues and we're going to get another Penance out of them.

>it's a joke
Keep telling yourself that, kiddo

>huurr, u underaged
Oh boy, busting out that card already? And you seriously try to say I'm too young of this site...

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Can B Negative just get his own spinoff comic? He's the only remotely decent character out of this bunch.

Read Kemono Jihen, pleb.

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Read Helck, JRPG/Dragon Quest parody that then becomes deconstruction. The end drags too long but it's still good.

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is he actually hung to have to wear pants like these?

Screentime could work with a different name and maybe being some kind of protégé of Cyclops.
But seriously, Trailblazer is literally just a fucking chubby skier. Like, goddamn, it's as though they want us to laugh at this shit.

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