The new New warriors

I thought this was a troll post, but that's actually them. Whatddayaknow?

wait until you find out how the internet kid got his super internet powers

lol jesus it's true. Even the fucking writer looks like a bugman parody.

These are your New Warriors Yas Forums.

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I take it they reference the first X-Men line-up? Cyclops is obvious, the vampirey one would be Angel, and Baby Blue and Powder Pink must be Iceman and Marvel Girl, because the fatty is clearly Beast.

I look forward to the terrible sales.

No one but Nicieza wrote a good New Warriors run. Yost got close but he fucked it up with the Inhuman shit.

I liked it better when adultswim did it

youtu.be/f94YHS3-pu4

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When did namorita come back?

>My name is safe space and epithet is barrier

What about the pronouns THIS IS IMPORTANT

This is every new team now. The diversity is just so terribly blatant and ham-fisted whereas decades ago you could have a diverse team like the X-Men and have it feel completely natural.

I home Chingchong disease kills everyone at Marvel.

underrated

I'm not watching the video

What powers do they have?

Of course the writer would look like this.

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snowflake shurikens
barriers that only work when protecting others
magic back pack
free wifi
and a vampire

I like the idea of only being able to make shields for other people but it sort of seems more like a magic thing would be

I have never seen a man look so much like that wojak in my life

An average looking middle-aged man?

Free wifi best power

>Single X, Taken X, Gamer !
What did he meme by this?

Marvel makes me cringe so hard, and I find it crazy my favourite era at Marvel was the Marvel NOW era where a lot of this shit was really pushed to the forefront.

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Sounds exactly in the same level of wokeness as the original Team.

>yfw screentime out hacks night thrasher

At first, I thought this was just some Yas Forums troll shit. Then I look at the other post as see this is actually legit. I don't care anymore, I just don't: Yas Forums was right. We deserve what has happened, and will continue to happen to comics.
Fuck off, Kibblesmith. Shave your head, lose the glasses, and do a pushup once in a while.

Uhhhhh do you know who was on the original team

I don't know much about the new warriors but Screentime sounds similar to what Night Thrasher has been in recent comics.

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Sounds good actually

What the fuck are those costumes?

Contest of Champions, multiverse shit, what looks off is from another universe.

it was a phone game tie-in, the costume where from that
the series itself was actually okay with night thrasher getting to be an 80's dumbass and British Punisher showing up

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The only fat superheroes I accept are Fat Cobra and Butterball nobody else has an excuse. Even Big Bertha only had the power to become fat for years til that got thrown out the window for leftist brownie points.

Despite all the game references it wasn't actually game canon. It was a combo of using the game stuff marvels small attempt at keeping the good stuff from the secret wars tie ins. Just like Ultimates trying to introduce Iso-8

I'm surprised they don't have a Mission Control named Helicopter

>Marvel executive says emphasis on diversity may have alienated readers
>2017
they've learned nothing. nothing!

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Who signed off on the wrestling singlet, kneepad, and hightops combination?

Literally all they have to do is color the thighs black

I want to see B-negative get violently fucked by Trailblazer's massive futa cock.

Depends on how much mbps he has.

omg cant wait for the Pink Twink & Pozzed ongoing

So was he exposed to Zyklon-B or something?

No, he got exposed to his grandfather's experimental Internet gas.

Whoever invented this shit needs to die of AIDS right now.

If you look like this at any point in your life you should eat a fucking gun.

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dios mios y jesus maria la monstruosidad

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kek

>I like new warriors
>But now they are seniors to new new warriors
It is funny that they still create new characters. Are the

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I look forward to the storytime of pain and Yas Forums getting another fan letter published. Seriously, it's about time we had a challenger for AMERICA's crown.

So is this some type of parody to the Wonder Twins? Did the creator of these two not know the Wonder Twins were the butt of every joke and not popular?

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>These names
>These designs
Even Yas Forums could not have made this shit up

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>tfw safespace won’t protect you with his beefy bod

This honestly reads like a goddamn joke.

Of course he won't. Dude won't even listen to anyone that has a slightly different opinion than his.

>Black Batman with a skate.
>Meathead white male who need be put in his place.
>Empowered female character #1.
>Empowered female character #2 who is also mixed and disabled.
>Black guy from the hood.
>Cucked white male.
>Nerdy teen guy.
Maybe the original team need more asian, but if anything the Nicieza era was super woke.

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