These are your New warriors people

No I do not know, care to enlighten me

Look a the writer and tell me he is not seriously trying to empower the terms by making super-awesome-characters out of them.

lol yeah its just a joke bros
only pretending
lol everything is fine.

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>As a youth he was exposed to his grandfather's experimental Internet gas

This is almost beyond parody.

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>B-Negative
>We assume he got a blood transfusion from Michael Morbius

Didn't Morbius have a murder boner for all vampires or anyone who somehow got a hold of his blood?

Fucking wow

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>A lot of the names are about teens fighting against labels that are put on them
>Snowflake & Safespace
I get it, but it's still extremely fucking stupid

I want to see Safespace choking on Snowflake's hog

>young girl inspired by night thrasher

gotta call bullshit right there, starfox.

no one's been inspired by night thrasher for 30 years

I'd fuck that fatty.

What the fuck is even Internet Gas?

There's a certain point where 'owning' the insult is a bit of a stretch.

well, "Cybernetic power" is actually a thing in Marvel, so...

>buff guy's powers only function in the vicinity of one person or more. Meaning he has to rely on his secondary powers of plot armor to help him get out of situations where he's alone and separated from everyone
>girl is lgbtrash and is only limited to creating shurkens made out of ice. That's it. She doesn't do anything else. Only make cool looking ice that you could probably use for your beverages.
>drawn to look really close as if they're more than siblings.

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Snowflake isn't really a bad name for a girl with Ice powers, but when paired with safespace, it becomes a little too much.

Not gonna lie, I'd fuck snowflake.

And safespace.

>internet kid got his powers because of his grandfather's "internet gas"
>fat kid from the golden corral got her powers from grandfather as well.
Not gonna lie, if I made up superhero names like "Safespace" and "Snowflake", I'd probably put much less thought into their origins.

Snowflake's a fine name for someone with ice powers, but designing her like that, making her nonbinary and have her twin be fucking safespace is just ridiculous.

Oh shit Kibblesmith, Alonso is gone, what are you doing?

The absolute STATE of comics, holy shit. The fact that this isn't seen as an absolute career ending embarrassment is just incredible.

I can't wait for Kibblesimp to jump on twitter.com to totally roast the manchuds for being SUPER entitled.

>Safespace
>burly
That nigga is a twink, there's nothing burly about him.

Anyone else cool with the idea of Ninja Elsa?

Thank god that Silhouette is decades old, because a half black half asian disabled superhero is the kind of thing that people have been making fun off since this new era of public correctness started.

Like a clockwork.

I know we all give Kibblecuck a hard time for expending all his brainpower to come up with his OCs' names, origins, and their stories, but can we at least appreciate the fact that for once, we're happy that Nova isn't in a New Warriors book?

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that's fine.

now show me Internet Gas

I know you're just trolling but come'on user, look at everyone else replies.
This is just pathetic.

Don't they call her with she pronouns though?

I'm not going to have that in my search history.

Those dubs aren't just true, but for once, I am grateful.

Pronouns are no longer indicators of gender. They're simply pretty little badges you wear so that you can feel special.

Progressive comic book characters were better back in my day.

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What is literally the point then? She's hardly non-binary rep if she's acts and looks 100% like a girl. It would make way more sense for her twink brother.

It just seems like such an oddly specific power. Maybe they were exposed to Ninja Gas

The point is that "nonbinary" is literally the "special snowflake" gender. Like, without any irony. The whole point of nonbinary as a concept is that you're so unique, that you don't fit into any specific definition.

I would rather kill myself then live like that. That sounds depressing as hell.

Good meme

Wait

Oh shit they're real

Fuck

He masturbated to BRAP pictures more than 3 times.

>this is the current state of comics
Mangachads just can’t stop winning

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>A law to make it illegal to be a vigilante under the age of 21

It's illegal to be a vigilante period you fucking idiot.

The fact that Yas Forums isn't fazed by this is kind of amazing. Like, this is just the norm for the comics industry. They eat so much shit, that when one comes out darker and bloodier, it's barely worth a blink.

>another series about TEEEN REBELS written by 40-something dudes who want to be hip with the kids
>Trailblazer is cute but "has a magic backpack that she probably stole off a Celestial after they called her a total shit" is the worst power
>followed up by "this is what we think the internet is" a possibly Asian teen that was hit with INTERNET GAS
>twins with big Ultimate Wanda/Pietro energy. The worst in the group. I'm fine with "progressive" stuff, it can be done well, but this is "HAHA TAKE THAT INTERNET HATERS" and it's childish. Maybe they'll be good
>and the obligatory young, hip Morbius for the movie

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>she's acts and looks 100% like a girl
That's the bulk of non-binary women. I want her and Iceman to despise each other with the sort of antipathy you see within the LGBT+ community.
>Oh look, a heteronormative, preppy, gay, white guy; it must be so hard, pretending to be oppressed.
>Non-binary: noun, what a straight, cis girl calls herself while pretending she's queer because she got a pixie cut.

His second costume was pretty great in that garish 80's superhero sort of way.

Yas Forums secretly gets off to this.

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>obligatory young, hip Morbius for the movie
Jared Leto is pushing 50.

>Oh look, a heteronormative, preppy, gay, white guy; it must be so hard, pretending to be oppressed.
>Non-binary: noun, what a straight, cis girl calls herself while pretending she's queer because she got a pixie cut.
Those bants are too spicy for marvel and nobody acknowledges the hostility within the LGBT community except actual LGBT people.

I don't mean Leto is young and hip
I mean the character is a young and hip version of Morbius to advertise the movie to a younger audience by getting them interested in Morbius

Holy Shit

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Not that guy.
What younger audience is going to fucking buy this shit?

probably not many
but the writers think that they will

And that's a good thing
I'm just waiting for capeshit to die, sadly Jewlywood will latch onto anime and vidya next instead of fucking off

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But at least Japan is (mostly) immune to woke bullshit

Almost like "LGBT Community" is a codeword for rich middle class socialists to use a community mostly obsessed with sex as a social sledgehammer.

There are pushing to import more migrants, but in typical Japanese fashion it'll either fail or resort to literal muslim slaves.

>always wanted the New Warriors to come back together after Night Thrasher was revived
>they come back like this
Fucking Monkey's Paw.

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That one anime, Hoshiai no Sora, got shafted so hard that they couldn't even get a second season and ended on a cliff hanger.

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manga portrays trans people as rapists who prey on men, they're hateful and bigoted

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The sponsors and producers actually pulled out of the show once they saw that LGBT shit which caused the show to be canned

Now a ton of woke western nerds are trying to drum up support and ask American companies to fund it.

>Overweight superhero
That's fine, lots of heroes could be overweight if their power is doing all the heavy lifting for them, especially if they're first starting out.
>Her power is a magic backpack and she's always the first one to run into battle.
...oh

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The only diversity comics need are genre and publisher diversity
Prove me wrong

B-negative was much cuter in his concept art.