This is your wife now

Linda is actually better with money than bob

Fuck Louise

she gives it all to her sister.

Without her Bob doesn’t pay his bills

this

but he still makes the money

>Fuck

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I would molest my stepdaughters.

Well, Tina might be ok with it.

*This is where the fun begins*

based.

additionally lindas perfect wife materiel, she sexy, she energetic, she fine with making many babies and she wont cheat on you with her sexy plane instructor

Linda is a very good wife and mom, especially in terms of cartoon sitcoms. I’d be thankful.

But if Linda is good mother, she won't let me fuck her daughter. A conundrum.

What if Tina molests you? She might beat you to the punch, user.

With a divorce.

Eh you get what you get

Isn’t it a group effort since everyone works at the restaurant?

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Every character in Bob's Burgers except for Bob is insufferable and it makes watching the show impossible.

I imagine that I'd probably have the same reaction to most things as Bob would in such a situation, so it probably wouldn't change much generally speaking.

Tina thrashes in her sleep so no one would notice the ruckus either way.

MATE

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Sniff her and divorce her if I don't like how she smells.

Tina is more likely to rape you than you are her.

>looks and acts like my actual wife but with bigger tits and doesn't spend hours on Elder Scrolls

Time to kill myself.

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Put some more babies in her.

>put dick in burger bun
>tell her order's up

pre-kids or is she a single mom

Go to bed Bob.

What a sexist thing to say.

>t. Bob

This is not how marriage works.

hes right tho

No he's not.

>Linda is Peppy Hill, both have over inflated egos and are extremely obnoxious.
>Tina's gag about being super fucking awkward is stale, its either "boys" or a weird obnoxious hobby that Bob needs to break his back for her to enjoy it.
>Gene is a flaming faggot half the time or obnoxious to 10th degree like the rest of the family
>Louise is like everyone else, really obnoxious which is made worse when she always has to have her way and will do whatever it takes to have her way while everyone else just allows her to be a mega cunt

That's just the main family because boy is Linda's sister the worst character put to paper and the fucking landlord and his faggot ass brother need to die horrible deaths.

I wish I was as jaded and bitter as you.
No wait, the opposite of wishing, either way end your own suffering and kill your miserable self.

These characters are all godawful except for Bob. He is not obnoxious, well except for the burger of the day shit but that isn't annoying since it never really takes up much time and Bob isn't waving it in anyone's face. I recently saw an ep where Bob had to shave his mustache so Tina could get the faggot ass rival's son Jimmy Jr to go to her party, I had to watch everyone guilt trip Bob into doing something he shouldn't have had to do just for Tina to wait until after he shaved it to care about her own Father's feelings. I had to watch Louise have a temper tantrum before her mother let someone sleep in her room. These characters need to be loaded onto a bus and drove off a cliff.

Murder her immediately.

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>parents do things for their children, ugh it's so fucking annoying, little shits, why can't they be like me? A miserable shitstain with awful parents who never loved me?

>Tina why are you watching me shower?

Can't we please not talk about molesting a 13 year old girl?

Shaving his mustache has shit to do with providing anything for that ungrateful little shit. Bob is the only person in that entire family making any sacrifices, the rest of them are spoiled, ungrateful piss ants.

>He thinks they're talking about Tina

Wasn’t there a greentext like that?

>
mating press

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Forget our anniversary, but not her birthday, French kiss her sister while high on laughing gas, lie to her so she doesn't know about my well laid plans, which, for some reason, always seem to backfire, and she finds out anyway, avoid my in-laws at all costs, especially her sister, make sure her parents never move in, and hide in my own walls when they come to visit.

By fucking her sister
I know she is ugly and a nightmare but ever since the episode were she tries to fuck Bob she makes me diamonds

Offer my burgers on Uber eats at a fake 75% discount( after a 75% mark up)
Sell fucking pizza too because fuck Jimmy pestos
Hell close the store to the public, turn the whole thing into a big kitchen and capitalize on every single fad trying to provide as many people with food as possible, that fucking town has way too many restaurants per capita, nobody there cooks
Open a tent or something on the pier too to capitalize on tourism
No more burgers of the day, rotating menus are retarded, most people want few choices, hell they want you to make the choice for them that's why pizza and sandwich shops have a menu
Try to sell frozen burgers to the school

> “uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, just making sure you had everything you needed, which you do haha, bye!” The bespectacled girl rambled before quickly fleeing from the bathroom.