Death is a concept invented by the Jedi

I just thought that when I watched the video, I haven't read youtube comments in years after they all became
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It's also one of the highest voted comments.

Depends, did Yoda activate Destiny Board before spelling?

>Immortality is unnatural
>Plasma swords are totally natural
FUCK (((JEDIS))) AND FUCK (((SKYWALKERS)))

Well shit nigga I guess I'm not the only one that thought of that

laser swords are just space technology
immortality is space magic

And? Space magic is natural seeing as you can be born with it but there’s no lightsaber tree around so it’s still unnatural.

i will use the force to post every quote from this short

Yoda... you old... sponge

Guess what, Yas Forums! You're going to learn to use a lightsaber!

Would you rather have Yoda teach you Ataru, Obi-Wan teach you Soresu, Anakin teach you Djem So, Dooku teach you Makashi, Kit Fisto teach you Shii-Cho, or Mace teach you Vaapad?

You can only choose one to become "above average" in, and you have to choose wisely! The evil Darth Sidious is going to kill you if you can't last 60 seconds in a duel with him!

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Isn't Sheev the only character in canon who explicitly says that Dark Side powers are considered unnatural? We never hear anyone else comment about them as such, do we?

He was obviously fudging the details/stretching the truth when he told Anakin the story of Darth Plagueis (how can it be a "Sith Legend" when there are only two Sith and the guy was alive and well while Anakin was just a boy?)

i don't know what any of those are and it sounds like a huge pain in the ass
im gonna go hide in a casino until this all blows over

well, was it ever stated that Sheev was one of the first Sith? How do we know that the history of the Sith extends to long before even the prequels?

Out of those I’d choose Mace because Vaapad is literally the only one that hard counters Sheev by literally throwing the Dark Side back in his face. Sheev cut down the other Jedi masters like paper mach and he doesn’t even think highly of lightsabers, he just trains to be good at them to mock the Jedi with.

Count Dooku because fencing is cool and he probably wouldn’t mind if I had fun like a normal-ish person on the side so long as I was diligent in my training. Also fuck trying to duel Sheev, I’m just gonna hypnotize myself/program a droid to shoot the old man with a Verpine Shattergun or some other slugthrower instead so he can’t even detect the hostility.

>The Clone wars re-canonized Darth Bane an ancient sith that started the Sith Rule of Two

TPM brings up the rule of two

Yoda teaching Ataru sounds like a terrible idea, I don't think he'd be willing to stick to the Jedi ways at all.

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Dooku, obviously. Makashi was the tighest possible shit.

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Dooku died like a bitch but at least Christopher Lee will last forever. He was one of the best Sith because he treated "Darth Tyrannus" like a formality and stuck with Dooku. Now that I think of it, the prequels had a lot of big names with special donut steel stuff like Samuel L. Jackson demanding a special purple lightsaber.

"Alright, so you've mastered the Dark Side. So what's the next step of your master plan?"
"Keeping my loved ones from dying... but not surviving!"

In the prequels they remark regarding the idea of a Sith chasing Queen Amidala that "the Sith died out centuries ago". But then they also remark later that Darth Maul was only the apprentice and thus there must be a master. I don't know if Rule of Two was official there yet.

Can I get Grievous to teach me all the styles? If not then I'll go with Dooku.

He got his head cut off by Anakin in the moment which cemented him as beyond salvation. That's not "like a bitch" at all, it was a pivotal point in the entire saga. Had Anakin spared Dooku, Sheev would have killed Anakin instead and the whole thing would have gone massively differently. And Dooku put up a spectacular fight despite being far older and less strong in the force than Anakin, the chosen one.

Well if the Sith died out centuries ago, then that makes enough sense that there would be legends about them.

Djem So, Anakin and Luke made that style look legit af

If you can spin your torso like a helicopter then maybe

A chair!

*woowoowoowoowoo*

Rule of Two was first mentioned in Phantom Menace, so yeah.

As if the Rule if two matters when Rise just shits on that in favor for "PALPATINE WAS BEHIND IT FOR CENTURIES!"

Let's pretend the rule was canon in episode 4 - what was Vader's take on Sidious trying to turn Luke to the dark side? Was he aware of his bullshit and knew that Sidious would try to kill him if Luke was stronger, or was he just rolling with it and thought he might keep both of them?

Vader was probably just tired and done with all this. It's obvious he was trying to turn Luke to the dark side in Empire to kill the Palpy but after that failure Vader probably felt there was no getting out of Palpatine's Shadow and was hoping Luke would just provide him the sweet release of death by Jedi.

I wish worthikids was able to get more stuff out, but at least its always good

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>Palpatine dies at the end of Episode 6
>he comes back anyway
>Episode 9 tries to pretend Palpatine dying means anything in light of that
>especially when Rey kills him, just as he wanted

>Nobody
>Literally nobody
>Not a single soul
>(Lazy joke)

The sooner this format of YouTube comment ends, the better. That, "I'm about to end this man's who career", and "Am I a joke to you?"

If he dies and Luke takes his place, at least he'll know his son is doing alright and may have the strenght to do what he failed and and usurp Palpatine. It's the most Sith father-son bond.

>THEY HAVE A LOT OF BLOOD, MIRIAM!

I would watch this show

I just want a gun that shoots 3 lasers in a triangle pattern so that at best the Jedi can block 2 of them while still getting hit and disintegrated by the 3rd laser

You know what I'd do, Miriam? I'd give her the blood, she NEEDS it!

To think this guy went from making this to weird Boondocks-esque animations for emo rappers.

In normal circumstances I would go with Soresu, but if it's to face Sheev, Vaapad.

Makashi because curved hilts are rad

The Rule of Two was specifically for the Sith Order to survive intact through the long years of Jedi dominance. It really wasn't needed anymore after Order 66.

Based dehposter

Do you really think Palpatine would let an alliance of two of the strongest force users alive form right next to him? Sith have always been traitorous shitheads to the point that the constant infighting is what got them defeated in Darth Bane’s time in the first place. The Rule of Two was designed to counter this by making sure there was only one agenda to follow, the Master’s, and one person the betrayal would come from, Apprentice to Master and vice versa, with the goal of refining and strengthening the Sith since the Apprentice would only be able to kill the Master if they were strong enough.

I'd fuck that witch

Okay but Palpatine was the apprentice from the "legend", even if there are actual Sith legends in the SW universe, legends usually aren't told by the people they're about, especially when those characters have no other peers in their Order to share the legend.

>The sooner this format of YouTube comment ends, the better
It's not going to die and even if it does, another lazy format it's ""Joke" it's going to replace it.
Is just to perfect for braindead unoriginal unfunny normies. They don't have to be creative. They don't have to think.
Just copy+paste+remplace = Likes = Instant gratification.
And there, they are instantly funny for other normies. It's the same kind of shit with meme pictures on facebook comments.

>Anakin and Luke made that style look legit af
Was Anakin using it on Mustafar? Because if so, yeah, so "legit" he lost three limbs doing a flip.

He wasn’t, he was using Form IV/Ataru which is known for using the force to augment a person’s physical abilities so that they can attack even more aggressively; Djem So is all about blocks and parties which he needed to use since his injuries really fucked up his agility/force strength.