This guy would rather play a bunch of songs for his son or tell him a bunch of stories of his past instead of, i dunno...

Whats more troubling is Steven's utter lack of education. What is his literacy level? How good are his mathematical skills? What knowledge does this person have other than random cartoons, video games, and gem shit? How is he ever going to integrate into the world?

Beach City is all the world he needs.

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Apparently good since a comic where he went to middle school, he ace all the tests.

Man that guy just didn't want to admit he was wrong.

>How is he ever going to integrate into the world?
Dude you joking right?

I dunno but if my kid couldn't manage a conversation with some random peers at 16 I would consider myself a failure as a dad. Half alien son or not.

Do you think his White Cells have Steven's powers?

He was Homeschooled by Pearl and Garnet.

Call me an autists but I think Steven's going to grow into a massive controlling douchebag. His interactions with Lars and Sadie alone make him look like he see's himself as the center of everyone's universe and can't cope with being left out.

It’s more fear that if he’s not that, he’s not worthy enough to be involved at all

Nah you right. Being raised by 3 smothering mothers who spent every waking moment with the kid to the point he freaks out when they won't take him on dangerous life-threatening missions is evidence Stevo's perspective on relationships in general is FUCKED.
I stand by what I said. If my kid had Stevens issues at 16 i'd consider myself an all out failure as a dad. No bullshit.

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Its america, going to the hospital will probably cost him 8k.

The Diamonds?

Apparently Steven is supposed to be very intelligent academically but it doesn’t mean shit if he hasn’t been officially homeschooled. Meaning he can’t attend college.

That's not how college works.
Yes he can.

Doesn’t he just need a GED?

Given his magical godson can heal things and himself (something that he most likely knew Rose could do) I assume he was told hospitals wouldn't be necessary. Not to mention it would raise more questions than was needed for a grieving first time father and his alien friends.

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>Local testing authorities will also require GED test takers to be a resident of the area that is administering the GED credential. Test takers will have to supply a valid form of ID, such as a current driver's license, state issued ID, military ID or passport. GED test takers are also required to pay a testing fee.
Not sure he can even take the test. Does the guy even have an ID? Proof of where he lives?

Not even that.

They didn't know he had healing powers until like 13 years in.

>is way too dependent on the gems as surrogate moms
Didn't he pretty much raise Steven himself until he was ten or so? Then the Gems took him because... fuck, he couldn't really stop them even if he wanted. The CGs couldn't give less of a shit about him and would have played the "Rose wanted this" card shortly before threatening violence. They weren't on good terms for most of S1, and Pearl still did everything she could to avoid him until S3.

Maybe Greg could have visited more, but the fact that he had to fake an injury in order for the Gems to let him stay for a prolonged period of time speaks volumes about how much power Greg had over his son's custody at that point.

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He needs a high school diploma or a GED at the very least to attend college. This isn’t even including standardized testing like SAT/ACT, AP credits, extracurricular activities, etc. He couldn’t even get into a community college without a HS diploma or a GED.

I still don’t get why people say Steven has no future? Can’t he just heal people for money or be a bodyguard?

Can we even be sure Steven has a driver’s license? If he doesn’t even have a birth certificate (which I could very much imagine the scenario being as Rose probably didn’t “give birth” conventionally nor was in a hospital) or proof of citizenship/residency, then how could he even get a permit and then take the test? Did he even take driver’s ed? Or has he being driving illegally without a license?

Hell how can Steven even be a citizen if he doesn’t have a birth certificate?

Steven has been saving the world his whole life, anything else is being skimmed over in his mind right now. Personally I think he'll travel for a bit before coming to any conclusion.

Comics of CN shows are non-canon

Most community colleges don't require HS or GED. You just take aptitude tests and take courses to your level in math, science and english.

It doesn't make any sense. The kid gets fucking mail but has no proof of birth. His father owns a business in town but Steven doesn't have an SSN. Sugar screwed the pooch and then tossed its salad as far as realism.

He could try porn

That would mean his digestive system wouldn't function

Gem does it for him

In the US? I didn’t know you could attend CC without ever finishing high school.

You just need people to attest to your origin. You got Vidalia and probably a few others to vouch for Steven.

When I went in for my license and test I had to provide my passport, my birth certificate and a paystub to prove citizenship/residence.

Yes, in the US. Community college is just 13th grade. It's school for those who couldn't get into a university because too dumb or too poor.

The one I went to required high school graduation or a GED.

To get a birth certificate. Then you get the other stuff.

President’s bodyguard? What happens if the President dies and becomes a zombie?

>Hell how can Steven even be a citizen if he doesn’t have a birth certificate
You don't need to be born in a hospital to get one. It certainly makes the process way, way easier, but you can file at your state's Department of Health agency. As long as you have other people who can vouch for the birth, you're solid.

>Most community colleges and some private colleges will admit you if you don't have a high school diploma or GED. ... Although most community colleges will allow you to enroll, some will not give you a degree until you earn your GED.
Steevo is going to college folks!!

Fair enough considering Amethyst

He has to have a drivers license at least, but then again he does know the mayor of Beach City, could have gotten it as a political favor.

Yeah but Steven was born in a different way than other humans so this could be tough
He can take classes but he can’t work towards a degree, nor can he transfer to a university

theclassroom.com/can-college-high-school-diploma-ged-3275.html

That's the thing though, have we ever seen it? What if he is just pulling a Pearl and driving without one?

Most community colleges have courses to get GEDs. You can do it concurrent.

Well he can take classes then but he can’t get an associates or transfer to a university if he doesn’t even have a HS diploma or a GED

Since cunnie told Steven to fuck off, why would he wanna go to coleg anyway? To suck dick?

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Even with just a GED, he’s already doing better than most Americans, I don’t see Steven doing anything like that requires years of university. I always saw him as a guy who would open a fast food place or something if he stops being vegetarian

Get a career and make money? Not work some wageslave job?

Well Greg owns the wash and Steven has a driver's license probably.

It's so fucking retarded how after seeing that episode everyone starts parroting it like this was a standing criticism prior.

Does she even digest the shit she eats? I imagine she just later vomits it out as a compact pellet to free room for more food.

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>is literally the successor to Pink Diamond
>has her throne on Homeworld
>can probably influence politics there, too
>is also broke
lol steven

>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Fuck off you already killed the last thread.
Besides that his is a citizen. Steven's citizenship is secure.

I WANNA FUCK THAT BLUE WHORE UNTIL SHES FUCKING SICK

No braps or craps

We didn't know the actual depths of Greg's horrible parenting.

True. He could probably swing a couple of warships. Sell them to some government

It's not like they need to see a video recording of the birth. Vidalia could have helped Greg bullshit something if any government official cared enough to ask how it went down. All they care about is if there's a baby and if it'll still be breathing once they finish the paperwork.

Many people do.
Step out of your dumbass dum dum bubble and live in the real world.

You would think Steven would make new friends too, get new goals...but the writters are too lazy and force this low effort drama.

Kid is rich as fuck and in charge of his own nation state, he don't need no human job. He needs to get laid.

I mean you need a GED to transfer yo a university or get a degree but yeah anyone can take classes at a CC

I still say twitch thot Steven is possible

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"This is how humans show disrespect, right"

Greg is rich. Not Steven. Doubt Steven would get rich until Greg dies and Steven gets inheritance

Well yeah no shit that's why we see him leaving at the very end.

>"Hey Yas Forums, I gotta fart SUPER bad!

I guess saving the world in vidya could replace his need to save the real world?
Why would Greg not toss his kid some cash if he needed it? Is Greg a secret asshole?

I mean he could but I doubt Greg would feed Steven with a silver spoon. Otherwise Steven would have a way nicer car than he does now.

>never took his son to a doctor
>never enrolled his child in a school
>romanticized his entire backstory as his and Rose's relationship without even mentioning his human family or past before meeting Rose, giving Steven another unhealthy perspective on life and love

I always assumed he was driving to connies place for murder suicide.

"Bitch"

Yeah, cause rich parents don't give their kids money ever.

All i'm saying is the kid don't need no human job unless he just wants one so he don't need to go to coleg and suck dick unless he just wants to.

Greg made a big fucking deal about how awesome that car is.

I think that’s supposed to be a nomad thing

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>I WANTED that car.

I am so looking forward to the threads that get made when he hurts her bro. I'm actually at a half chub right now, not even joking.

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Thirsty?

You wish. Greg is the one getting hurt and then Jasper and then the four part finale

"Miss this?"

Aight but if i'm right you gotta make a thread about Connie getting smacked.

The fact that Pearl didn't go over there and slap Steven's shit for throwing a tantrum is the problem with this season. Everyone keeps coddling him.