Stripped naked and held hostage by the Intelligencia, a group of evil super geniuses

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This is what I mean.

>Name 5 women in Marvel right now who aren't complete dumpster fires.
>I'll wait.

...Do Gogo and Honey Lemon count?

Sue storm and Mary Jane are doing pretty good at the moment

>Spiderwoman is permanently ruined and is a joke.
>Like basically all non-xmen women in marvel now.
Do you not know what's happening in the X-books right now? Hickman turned the mutants into a weird sex cuck cult with orgies, and you think they're not ruined?

They know who she is. Assuming they she doesn't use Avengers-issued tech they can find her phone records and internet search history. They could know she was looking for a sperm donor and switch out the sperm with something sinister.

Is this recent? Because there's been a lot of Spaceknight related stuff at Marvel as of late.

I'll never understand why the fuck they were trying to make the gross irresponsibility of fighting and superheroing while pregnant seem empowering. That's not even something a woman would write because they know better.

I doubt Hopeless coordinated with anyone else when he knocked Jessica up

>I'll never understand why the fuck they were trying to make the gross irresponsibility of fighting and superheroing while pregnant seem empowering.
Did any villain react to this and refuse to fight her because they didn't want to harm her baby?

I would never buy this series but I jacked off to it on readcomiconline.to multiple times.

me too brother

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Trash and so bad she might as well have been erased along with the spidey marriage.
Valieria Von Doom from the AU where Storm married Doom is superior to her.

I tried to block it out.
I swear to god I did.

user, this bitch got preggers from a sperm bank and then decided to continue to fight as a superheroine during the entire thing.
This is part of Marvels satan worshipping agenda. I wish this wasn't a thing but there it is.

Wish it went back to being ran by normie yet lawful evil jews and closeted catholics.

>This is part of Marvels satan worshipping agenda
Just fuck off.

Bendis wrote that issue, so it's maybe a decade old. Which also means the Space Knights were still alive back then.
If I remember right, Ultron's programming was inside its shell or something, so it's definitely unrelated to what Hickman is doing now.

Imagine being Little Anne

Imagine being nine months pregnant and cooped up in an attic for so long that you start to forget what it’s like to be on the outside.

Imagine being horny and hormonal every waking moment of the day.

Imagine your diary being devoid of entries for days on end as pregnancy brain prevents you from forming a cogent thought in your head.

Imagine having to go barefoot all the time because your feet are too swollen for your shoes and socks to bear and having to listen for the constant threat of creaks as you waddle about the cold wooden floor, feeling the splinters dig into your toes.

Imagine being plagued with nightmares at night and desperately wishing for some kind of escape.

Imagine being in there with Peter, they boy who fathered your baby, no more ready for fatherhood than you are for motherhood.

Imagine seeing him contort his pants with discomfort whenever he looks at your growing belly.

Imagine knowing what he really wants.

Imagine waiting until everyone falls asleep and then poking Peter awake, quietly gesturing him to follow you.

Imagine sneaking through the darkened corridors Opekta plant and onto the roof.

Imagine stripping off your dress that’s a few sizes for you and making Peter do the same.

Imagine making Peter lie down and climbing on top of him.

Imagine inserting him inside you because he’s too nervous to do it himself.

Imagine riding Peter like a horsey for what seems like an eternity, with only the moonlight to illuminate his face.

Imagine the sheer ecstasy of of having your insides filled with Peter’s hot and sticky goo.

Imagine looking up at the night sky with Peter and seeing the moon blocked out by chemtrails as armada after armada of Allied warplanes streams overhead on their way to Germany to take the fight to the Nazis’ backyard.

Imagine being reminded that soon, this terrible war will be over and that with any hope, you, Peter and the baby will to see the end of it.

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Okay I haven't read whatever you're talking about so first, can I have some issue numbers?

But more importantly... I can't figure out how to connect these two concepts at all. Like... she got sexually assaulted so it's weird that she used a public sperm bank? Should she have been afraid of supervillains donating spooge? Are there private sperm banks? What's the objection here?

>I can't figure out how to connect these two concepts at all
That's because they aren't.

They sold peter parkers marriage to the devil

That was a shitty editorial decision made because Quesada was going through his midlife crisis.

Look at a lot of the decisions done back then.
It's a pattern and not a nice one.

>Did any villain react to this and refuse to fight her because they didn't want to harm her baby?
I remember that happened with a Nova (so not Spider-Woman) in infinity countdown
Do you know what the Nova did? Attack him anyway. That's right in NuMarvel using your unborn child as a human shield is what the heroes do

>Pregnant
*unzips pants*
This is my fetish user. Serous question why are you posting this here and not /aco/ ?

Pro tip I did not read anything else in this thread.

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Same

SW is such a shit character that they have to shill her as porn to people who don't like her.

She's trash and they fucking ruined her now.
She had being fuckhot chick spiderwoman who's mentally a teen girl but in a 100/10 body.

Now she's like...a shitty unfun uninteresting and agressively fucking stupid and lez version of Julia Carpenter.

It has jackshit to do with your retarded conspiracy theories.

I did never read any of her comics tell me what exactly is the worst they did and make her do?

Dilate

You're looking at it.
It's a goddamned disaster.

Great comeback

Just cry Yas Forums already you little bitch

This is regular retardation, it has nothing to do with Yas Forums.

user did you ever read any porn comics? Especially the degenerate internet kind?
The writing is surprisingly good and ranges from brilliant comedy to extremely self aware meta commentary.

The internal lore-mechanics are more developed then anything made in traditional non porn media.

You want to get some futa comic, the artists posts shit load of futa porn in it only the dialog surprisingly fits well and is a extrapolation of the genesis quote of god creating humans in his own image male and female (Question is god male and female at the same time?) And the answer to this question is that yes all angels are also hermaphrodites.

Also goes full nephilim mode by introducing nephilim the hybrids of humans and angels/demons.

A entire porn comic that has as its background genesis and extrapolation that before the fall it was an orgy because according to the bible before eating of the fruit they where not ashamed to be naked.

If the comic starts inserting valid and real quotes from the bible you are reaching peak porn lore.

That face when your fetish comic has a functional and fully accurate theology.

I have no idea why people read non porn media in 2020.

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In what way? No seriously elaborate on this.

Explain why it's retarded?
Use small words.
I don't believe you isn't a good answer.

>switch out the sperm with something sinister.
like... artificial sperm made out of Carol Danvers' DNA!

totally not suggested by Mystique for shit and giggles!

Honestly pregnant Spider Woman is a lot like pregnant Anne Frank

There isn't nearly enough porn of it

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Not him but you seem to be very against uhhhh her being pregnant? Was she your waifu or something?

Nah cmon man he quoted you that's a solid argument he's got there

Not every shitty decision made by Marvel or whatever other company is a major conspiracy.

user, it's been more then implied that this is the second creepy dyke butt babby created through fucked up means in marvel.

There's a cover of the spiderwoman comic that has the babby looking exactly like the more butch carol

I'd personally love to see the Spaceknights return to the Marvel Universe in the near future, but I think that's a fever pipe dream at this point, especially since Hasbro pretty much has full ownership over them now.

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Are you being ironic right now?

no, Marvel has full ownership of all the Spaceknights with the exception of Rom.

There is a reason they aren't even called Spaceknights in the IDW comics.

>She had being fuckhot chick spiderwoman who's mentally a teen girl but in a 100/10 body.
>agressively fucking stupid and lez version of Julia Carpenter.
both of these concepts are equally shit

Not if you're a coomer looking for a fantasy waifu.

Well it's rather that or listen to some schizoposter ramble on about how Marvel's pushing some "satanic agenda".

Figured. Still, it would be fun to see them come back in the near future.

>Figured. Still, it would be fun to see them come back in the near future.
they just brought them back in Cable?

Read Duggan's Cable, they showed up last week.

survivors were rebuilding galador in that weird yondu miniseries

No.
The first was what basically kept her from being written off as trash that only exists to keep the spiderwoman name in marvels hands.
The latter is something that destroys the IP's marketability.

She wasn't assaulted, just stripped and held hostage.
It just seemed irresponsible to me that she'd go to a publicly available sperm bank when evil super geniuses know who she is.

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kek, try again. pedobait isn't marketable anymore

An adult woman acting like a fucking teen girl isn’t marketable, what the fuck. Jessica’s best times is when she acted her age and dealt with supernatural bullshit