I'm on season 3 episode 9.
What the fuck am I watching?
I'm on season 3 episode 9.
What the fuck am I watching?
Vampire dommy mommy simulator
season 3, episode 9.
Don't worry, Trevor. You will be blacked by Isaac in next season.
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You're watching the narrative equivalent of a series spinning its tires in the mud. So, let me spoil it for you. So that you don't have to finish it. Hector repeats the same arc as season 2 and gets betrayed again. Alucard gets betrayed only because his arc needed a climax. Trevor and Sypha wait until around until it's too late, just so that a climatic battle can happen and Isaac gets the only decent arc and takes on a slave kingdom by himself. The only arc of worth was Isaac's. Hector's arc was just setting up season four and our main trio were given busy work so that they'd have something to do. A waste of everyone's time. Including yours and mine.
>Alucard gets betrayed only because his arc needed a climax
That's not all that needed one.
Nice.
I'm mad they made Sypha into the Avatar in season 3
>petite little white foreign girl taking the bbc
hot
I love Lenore!
She is glass canon actually.She has strong spells, but she cannot take as much physical damage as Trevor or Alucard.
my fucking dick
I do have to wonder how the fuck she became a fucking god like battle mage while traveling around with a family of pacifist not-gypsies that don't write shit down. Like I was willing to believe in season one and two "okay so she was always dreaming of adventures so she secretly learned how to do combat magic and now she's just improvising this crazy shit out of her ass from desperation and adrenaline" but now she's gone all the way into full on mid air magic dogfighting, and worse yet, they make her seem perfectly calm and controlled during it, like she always knows exactly what's she's doing now, and hauling her self around a hundred feet up with fire balls shooting out her ass is the most standard shit to her when she never even been in a fight three months ago.
Bruh, she went head to head with fucking Dracula.
After that massive XP boost, she started grinding on low-level night creatures until she reached omega level wizard
i would bark for lenore
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>Bruh, she went head to head with fucking Dracula.
But Dracula easily knocked her down at one time. There was even a scar on her shoulder after this. She only let a stream of fire in his face later.
>tfw Lenore will probably torture and gaslight Hector until he's a loving, obediant slave.
>tfw Isaac will take his one true love away from him
>tfw Hector will fuck him and a resurrected Dracula up from sheer rage at losing his mistress-waifu
>tfw Hector will meet his canon waifu and cry as she convinces him what he went through and felt wasn't love but abuse
poor puppy
holy fuck, that voice acting. games should not be allowed something so kino
I can’t wait for Isaac to kill her in front of Hector.
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>that fucking hector
top kek
Sypha is so pretty.
I like that one strand of hair
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kind of disappointing, like when i learned rosa diaz's actor really spoke in the most high-toned west-coast girly accent ever
Netflix. They've gotten as bad as Hollywood with the social engineering.
>gay butt sex in a new TV show
Everytime I give a show a chance there's butt sex.
I know this is an impopular opinion, but overall the changes has been for good. Or better said, the upcomes of the changes surpass the downsides of the changes.
I mean, Isaac has become the best part of the show.
Alucard arc sucked ass, but honestly it wasn't the gayness what ruined it but that his entire arc made no fucking sense, it dragged the whole season and still felt rushed and poorly justified. One scene was "you can't stop trusting people just because everyone in your life betrayed and treated you bad!" then the very next scene he was acting exactly like that after being betrayed once.
>That Bloody Tears remix when Trevor and the boys seige Castle Dracula
Just how fucked is Hector's head going to be in the second season?
He's already having panic attacks about the chick he thought loved him enough to run away with enslaving his fine bare ass.
You too, huh? I was like
>Wow a djinn? That's awesome, I bet he can tell the guy tons of stories about old arabia or mesopotamia, words of wisdom from a creature likes to toy with us humans
Then he takes his shirt off and I'm like
>hol on
Quick search online and what was to follow was apparently "the most gratuitous gay sex scene in the history of television"
I can't agree oe disagree, since I relly don't have much investment in the plot of the video games. However, I find the show to be pretty good most of the time. The portrayal of the main characters has been mostly solid right up until this season and it only really falls apart with the main three.
Trevor and Sypha are less egregious, but their romance seems rushed and somewhat defangs Trevor as a fucking killing machine dragged down by his baser impulses. Alucard is the more depressing one and illuminates the issue with leaving him at Castlevania. While I'm certain it will become a vital plot point (they can't shut the fuck up about the engine), abandoning him there killed his character development.
Isaac has rapidly become my favorite character in the show and I actually find Hector's story to be a fine foil to his Forgemaster brother. He's a fucking simp, but it plays well as a contrast. Saint Germain and the Vampire Sisters were all great characters and I really look forward to their return. They did a good job making the sisters proper cunts I want to see fucked up.
S4 PREDICTION:
Hector becomes a eunuch
But Hector will have to grow pair of balls in order to take revenge on Isaac for killing his waifu.
Then post Lenore! Not some 3DPD whore using her popularity to get attention!
Is Lisa really in hell or is it an illusion created to torment Dracula?
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Seriously, did anyone give a shit about Taka and Sumi? This sex scene is the most awkward shit. Everyone involved should feel embarassed of it.
It felt extremely awkward. I understand what they were going for but it felt rushed and I guess they had a mandated homosex scene because of netflix.
We get some of the best western animated combat magic in fight scenes since I can remember and you can't employ just a little suspension of disbelief to enjoy it. Stay mad nerd.
Me too user
Trips of truth
Penny Dreadful had a blood orgy between Dorian Grey, the bride of Frankenstein, and a 12 year old prostitute. People try too hard to shock with sex.
>12 year old prostitute
How did they get away with that
Anyone else find it REALLY fucking awkward that Taka decided to "reward" Alucard with a butt fucking? Like, dude wanted to pretend he was showing affection and appreciation to Alucard not by giving up his own butt cherry, but by taking the immortal progeny of fucking Dracula's? How does that make fucking sense? More importantly, the awkwardness of that moment in the scene is fucking profound. It transitions from Sumi riding Alucard's cock to Taka slipping it in in the worst way possible. Even assuming Alucard was into it, slinging his leg up onto a shoulder and trying to rail him missionary is impractical at best and really fucking weird in actuality.
It makes me think the scene was written and animated by barren, untouched tumblrinas with no concept of how butt pirates fuck.
Alucard getting sodomized for...reasons. Im actually unsure, were those two just entitled idiots?
So this is the power of cunny
I want more of Saint Germain and the infinite corridor. They did a great job animating the corridor during his nightmare. I could watch a whole series of him just fucking around in random times.
The judge having some deathtrap for kids was so bloody random as a sudden inclusion.
A female fantasy
>dude wanted to pretend he was showing affection and appreciation to Alucard not by giving up his own butt cherry, but by taking the immortal progeny of fucking Dracula's
you have to admire his audacity
Last minute personality change. They came to him to learn how to defend their defenseless home from vampires, then suddenly had ambitions to start their own empire. Somehow.
that bisex mmf should have done better more explicit and long in time at least 40 minutes
You know what? Good fucking point.
Vampire sex, vampire 3 way, awesome monstrosity battle, and HOLY SHIT THOSE PEOPLE! all at the same time.
Post cute Trevors
B-baka
For the love of god someone give this poor boy a hug ;_;
Hector's dick doesn't belong to him anymore, if he tries to harm it the slave ring will have his ass
S4: Hector and Lenore find true love inspite of their current relationship. Then Issac kills Lenore in front of Hector. Hector suffers some more.
Should've stayed celibate like based nig Isaac. Or at least be in a vanilla relationship like Trevor and Sypha
Kinky coomers get what they deserve
But they were always after power. They claimed it was to protect their homeland but it could be used however they want. Plus their insistence on rebuilding the teleportation mechanism is supremely suspect as the castle has only been used for subjugation before, not liberation.
Alucard stood in their way of remaking the world (or part of it) in their image. The powerless have always used sex to get close enough to their more powerful targets, like Delilah and Samson.
Next season will consist of 10 episodes of Trevor and Sypha making him the Luckiest Pierre in world history, being nuzzled between the soft breasts of a firecrotch gypsy and the tender but firm embrace of the biggest chad in central Europe.
He just wanted a family, not a sex life ;_;
Was that shit even in the book?
There was almost no consequence for the guy being a Djinn.
I should also have issued a call for smug Sypha posting.
Lenore was the first woman to show him affection in his entire life. His mother yelled at him and let his father beat him for his necromancy and Carmilla is, well, Carmilla. The dude has massive fucking trust and intimacy issues, hence why he fixated on animals after he killed his parents, and Lenore exploited them with a disturbing expertise.