The perfect woman doen't exi-

man children with mommy fetishes

Shut up, cunt.

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Why is it that women are allowed to have daddy fetishes to the point where they can basically openly declare it but the minute a man even hints towards a mommy fetish he gets laughed out of existence?

Sounds like your friend is based and redpilled. Get a fucking grip on yourself, you simpanzee

I hope Trevor kicks her ass.

Unironically the patriarchy. It's expected that women always have someone to take care of them. They are literally handed off, by the father, to the husband on the wedding day. Whereas men are expected to take care of women. Not be taken care of.

Unironically, the deal that Lenore ended up giving Hector is waaaaay better than he ever could have hoped for otherwise. Mostly because Hector is a fucking idiot, and he needs someone to manage his life for him.

The conversation about what he was going to get in return for helping Dracula (aka: fucking nothing, and then he would probably be killed anyway) really hammers it home. Hector has all of this power as a Forgemaster that makes him very useful, but he has no comprehension of how to leverage that power to get anything because he both doesn't know what he wants AND he is shit at making any kind of transactional deal. It is literally impossible for Hector not to get taken advantage of by anyone who works with him.

What Lenore did to him was super fucking shitty, but the fact that she was able to do it so easily only reinforces the point of his own ineptitude and helplessness. He needs someone to be running his life for him. A manager would be the most benign way it could shake out, but a master accomplishes that goal too. At least now he has a master that seems interested in keeping him comfortable and at little bit happy instead of merely alive as a tool.

Is he a pet? Yes. But he was already a prisoner in a fucking vampire gulag with no hope of rescue. Becoming a slave hasn't fucking WORSENED his position in any capacity, and at least now he can walk around and do stuff as long as he plays by the rules. He is even in a position where he can now interact with the other sisters and try and improve his personal position somehow. But he won't because he is Hector, and therefore has all of the wit and guile of teddy bear.

I wanna be her dog so fucking much

Will you lay right down in your favorite place?

Yes, between her legs

Are you going to lick that place as well like a good boy?

I don't even need peanut butter

Great, detailed response. I can only add that Hector's childhood, as much as his general idiocy, was probably what lead him to needing someone to manage him. He was never given anything other than resentment and a need to be loved and now that's all he has. In a cruel twist of fate he's now got someone he can resent and someone who loves him in one person.

She pissed her panties when it was revealed he was traveling with alucard and lashed at Godbrand for his ignorance about him

I have a femdom fetish, but this cunt actually angers me.

>Whereas men are expected to take care of women. Not be taken care of.
having a mommy fetish is being progressive?
fuck, i need to stop right now.

I don't have a femdom fetish and she doesn't anger me. I think it's pretty hot and Hector got fucked but at least he's getting pretty good terms on his shitty deal. I mean, how can you complain about getting humans penned like he wanted, his own castle, and redheaded vampire pussy. If he wants to get back at them he should just laugh in their face and kill himself.

>Is he a pet? Yes. But he was already a prisoner in a fucking vampire gulag with no hope of rescue. Becoming a slave hasn't fucking WORSENED his position in any capacity,
he is regularly banging 10/10 vampire pussy, he likes it or not, i dont see how is this bad.

i thought i was watching netflix, where is my vampire negress?

i think its because despise all what she does, you actually expect at some point to show real feelings towards him, even after the discussion with the sisters about what he is getting out of the deal, but at the end she straight up tells him that he is just a pet for her.
she is probably the best written female of the show.

>she is probably the best written female of the show
And the most accurate portrayal of a female in recent history

he got fucked under false pretenses

not the same thing

There's Moran. But she's more delicious brown than negress. Also a lesbo. Also doesn't really do anything this season.

>being on the side that actively fucks themselves over because fox and culture warrior youutber told them so

I am both envious and sorry for Hector and his predicament.

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The puritans literally want you to save yourself until marriage. Every time you masturbate, you are actively choosing to go against what they want. It's not hard to be a progressive. You just have to live your life and be a kind and helpful person.

>tfw no woman will ever really want you
>tfw no woman will provide for you and care for you
>tfw no woman will ever love you the way you would love them
>tfw no woman will ever know the pain of what it is to truly be alone in the world
>tfw no woman will ever have to face the same trials and tribulations a man from the same background will
why are we still here? what are we doing? how long must we be sacrificed?

statutory rape, nonetheless.

>see this, remember i have a really hairy asscrack
do i have any chance for a girl to do this?

same, some women like hair and it's not like she's going down on your ass

>Trusting the undead
>ever

Ishyddt

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disgusting pedophile worshipping muslim

As do I but it's happened to me. Though I like short girls and usually their arm isn't long enough to reach, especially if you're actually thrusting. I'm 5'10" and only girls that have been taller than like 5'6" have been able to do that. Women don't necessarily want a hairless ass on a guy so don't worry.

how have you had sex?

Hector is gonna fuck her up soon and I can't fucking wait until she gets her.

Appearance wise, Lenore is literally perfect. GodDAMN!

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>The conversation about what he was going to get in return for helping Dracula (aka: fucking nothing, and then he would probably be killed anyway) really hammers it home.

Season 2 implied that Hector had some kind of friendship with Dracula, but we needed 5 more minutes of that instead of 5 minutes of Carmilla being Carmilla. That season 3 Hector can't even so much whimper the idea that Dracula valued his company brings the Ellis Bad Writing Loop full circle. Hector is a shitty person because he was written that way, and worse, he was written as to never have any kind of improvement. Ellis writes Hector like Dobson writes men with a full head of hair. Funny enough, Ellis even looks like Dobson.

Lenore is that 22-year old Disney World Cast Member that gets home to a roommate and an orbiter that bought Chipotle for dinner. The 3 of them eat while Rick and Morty is on the TV. She once convinced a friend to #metoo a professor, and she convinced another friend to divorce. She knows how to play the victim enough to get out of a speeding ticket, but she's also done hit and runs. She pursues an MA just to last long enough in the university career for her list of chads to hit the lawyer/doctor/pro-ball career track. Everyone remembers her as supportive, but they never remember she's the only person gaining anything in relationships. She drives a Mercedes. She plays the game with that sweet face, and she's never going to lose.

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>Lenore is that 22-year old Disney World Cast Member that gets home to a roommate and an orbiter that bought Chipotle for dinner. The 3 of them eat while Rick and Morty is on the TV. She once convinced a friend to #metoo a professor, and she convinced another friend to divorce. She knows how to play the victim enough to get out of a speeding ticket, but she's also done hit and runs. She pursues an MA just to last long enough in the university career for her list of chads to hit the lawyer/doctor/pro-ball career track. Everyone remembers her as supportive, but they never remember she's the only person gaining anything in relationships. She drives a Mercedes. She plays the game with that sweet face, and she's never going to lose.
Wow, user, that is... specific.

What the fuck is a simp? I keep seeing that word a lot this week

>having a mommy fetish is being progressive
Depends on your definition of progressive, seeing as how it's the women who consider themselves "progressive" that are the most vocally opposed to it.

>he got fucked under false pretenses
Nigga he climbed on top of her. He didn't get fucked, he fucked.

A man who debases himself and sells out his gender for female attention and the promise of sexual favours.

A weakling who pines after a woman unworhty of his affection, either because she's just mediocre or she doesn't show any interest.

Literally the only thing that could redeem Hector's character right now is if this was all a ploy to stay low-profile until the vampires let their guard down, at which point he has a hellbeast cut off his hand, curse ring and all and then sicks his army on them.

I doubt it will come to that, though. They really didn't even try to give him a chance in S3.

>casually strolls in and tells the other vampires that she fucked Hector, his spunk probably slowly leaking out under her dress

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>They really didn't even try to give him a chance in S3.

I mean, by the time he gets to S3 what chance does he HAVE?

He is already a prisoner, without his forgemaster tools and with no materials to work with. The sisters are not idiots and know they have to secure Hector's loyalty BEFORE giving him the chance to make new Night Creatures. And as a human in a castle full of vampires, there literally isn't a single other person there he could hope to try and overpower to make his escape.

And if he does make it outside the castle and evades the guards somehow, then he freezes to death.

I'm really having trouble imagining a way he ever could have gotten out of this on his own, even if he was much smarter.

Reposting my crackfic/theory on what the Hector/Styrian arc will be in S4.

>Hector will not enjoy his role as a slave despite Lenore doting on him constantly
>He will eventually go on campaign with Carmilla and Striga to make use of the corpses created on the way
>Lenore and Morena will stay in Styria to manage the castle and supply lines
>Isaac will storm the castle and kill Morena while Lenore escapes
>Lenore will reach the army's main encampment and inform them of what happened
>A divide will occur among the sisters; Carmilla wants to continue to conquer eastwards, Striga wants to confront Isaacs forces, and Lenore doesn't know what to do next
>They both try to force Hector to come with them using the rings but end up nearly killing him from sheer pain
>Striga abandons Carmilla with half the vampire forces to get revenge and is annihilated by Isaac
>Meanwhile Lenore nurses Hector back to health and develops genuine feelings for him
>Isaac continues and catches up with Carmilla's forces trying to conquer a fortified city (like Braila) where Alucard, Trevor, Sypha, and Grant Dynasty have established a citizen's defense force, utilizing a repaired Castlevania as further fortification/a pile bunker once Carmilla breaches the outer defenses
>Carmilla's forces are destroyed in a complete route and she dies in a fit of rage, also by Isaac's hand
>Lenore takes a weakened Hector and flees when she sees the writing on the wall
>He questions why she would do this and she tries but mostly fails to convey that she loves him
>Isaac kills Lenore when she tries to buy Hector time to escape in his weakened condition, forcing him to run using the ring
>Hector is baffled, gets enraged and fights Isaac, they talk about the nature of love during
>Hector nearly matches Isaac even in his weakened state but Isaac drives his dagger into his side
>Isaac uses Hector's body to resurrect Dracula, who becomes the final antagonist of the season (last 3 episodes)

Bonus fentanyl-laced theory:
>Hector's innate talent for necromancy comes from him being a descendant of Jesus. Isaac succeeds in resurrecting Dracula due to Hector acting as a sacrificial Lamb of God and cleanses him of sin.

Yes, very nice, Netflix.

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