>compassionate
>super strong
>brave
>knows how to play guitar
Steven is a dreamboat. how come we never see him interact with other girls his age?
Compassionate
Wyatt Gonzalez
Daniel Myers
Because he's gay, calling it now
Logan Miller
Because he’s mine, you asshole. Now keep those whores away from him.
Ian Cox
He's short and fat.
He's been in love with a girl for almost the entire show, idiot.
Austin Cox
Because he's not a real man.
Aaron Green
B A S E D
Carson Clark
He's fat, short, whiny/moody, looks like a kike and acts like a fag. There's a reason the only woman who wanted Greg was a retarded pink alien who viewed him more like a fun toy and left him alone with a kid.
Brayden Stewart
Honestly, 11/10 ugly bastard. I think ugly bastards with north-of-Philly accents (Jersey, NY, New England, etc) are the most valid agly bastahds.
Jaxson Smith
>the only woman who wanted Greg was a retarded pink alien
I'm not a retarded pink alien and I'd let Greg fucking ram me if he wanted.
Matthew Collins
This isn't going to become a thing no matter how hard you spam it.
Adam Russell
How big is his cock? That's a pretty important factor.
Easton Green
Depends how he feels
Leo Brown
right back at you cancelled showfag
Jordan Carter
Based on how Luz is looking in that image, probably large for that one.
Jose Cook
Now this is Canon.
Aaron Johnson
Miko looks like she's in pain, so probably magnum.
Evan Williams
I mean he is the son of murdercock.
Jeremiah Powell
>murdercock
>fucked a single scaled-down alien who then chose to become her own son
>never saw a pussy again in his life despite being surrounded by women and neglecting his son
And steven isn't even 1/3rd as good-looking or manly as his dad when he was younger.
Austin Hall
Being a retarded white tranny isn't much better, user.
Carter Reyes
Misha, you gotta stop being bitter all your life.
Easton Howard
lucky seven has spoken. Steven is the holocaustcock.
Adrian Sanchez
Carl would never be a pedo because Carl hates kids and only likes dirty whores.
Lincoln Johnson
Speaking by your own experience, right?
Eli Cook
Miko is the dirtiest ho, after Anne
Zachary Collins
Carl can’t handle zoomers
Alexander Stewart
Luke Rogers
I think you'll find "Holocock" rolls off the tounge better.
Ayden Howard
since they didnt break up, this needs a Connie, not a sad cucked Connie
Easton Lewis
They essentially did. And 7 is a crowd.
Robert Bennett
pretty cool.
now as ninja turtles
>Steven leads
>Tulip does machines
>Regina is cool, but crude
>Luz has party 'tude
Hunter Reed
So what inspired this rip-off of the Marco harem?
Hunter Nelson
You think he invented crossover harems?
Nathan Smith
a well meaning edit user not knowing about the marcofag autism.
Jace Smith
I like to think they’re talking about Steven’s small penis and teasing him
Nolan Collins
Oh no, of course not. But when something is blatantly trying to mooch off of something else, it's hard not to ignore it
Elijah Martin
there it is:
Alexander Bennett
I really wish Luz lip wasnt so weird
Mason Watson
Carl likes them smelling of booze, despair and cigarettes, he don't fuck with no kids.
Liam Hill
I want Steven to himbro out.
Jayden Cook
shouldn't it be the monstercock now
Logan Harris
>Connverse
Ew
Jose Perez
you're that user who spammed threads about hating Connie and stuff?
Wyatt Murphy
I know some Zoomans who would disagree with that premise.
Angel Morales
I’m not doomer enough. I just like Stevidot a lot
Oliver Perry
>tfw no musclegut Steven bf
Just let me die
Ryder Cooper
Zoo people are literal manchildren
Juan Collins
clearly Steven needs to turn into Nora and join the Marco Harem
Eli Richardson
That was a one time thing and it's not happening again
Juan Bennett
Let’s be realistic
Aaron Edwards
Marco is the biggest Yas Forums simp thou, even bigger than Mordecai
Evan Miller
Wrong, it’s still Thanos
Hunter Taylor
Pretty sure they just have the same idea at the same time.
Luis Howard
they did not, the Marco harem has been around for far longer
Hudson Jones
Based, Carl best husbando
Fuck Stevenfags and Marcofags
Nolan Ross
No I pretty sure it was same time when people people shipped steven with star and marco with connie and the harem for both them just began.
William Clark
NaH Carl is too coward like he was too coward to fuck those fruits.
Jace Allen
Also Carl revealed he was a virgin a while ago
Joshua Sanders
I don't think Carl would appreciate you shit-talking his cousin
Thomas Perez
Can he grow multiple cocks and/or shapeshift them into horsecocks, dog dicks or tentacles?
Jason Richardson
Man is probably carl who set Steven up with these girls.
Carson Garcia
He can make cat faces so probably