Posting some Coronavirus cartoons

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>heart attacks kill more every year
>flu kills more every year
Isn't this incredibly stupid reasoning giving a false sense of security given that corona has barely been around for a month in most countries yet now officially kills more people than the flu does in a year?

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It’s a nothingburger, stop panicking

>stop panicking
And do what, go out to a concert, hug some people and take a lot of deep breaths to calm down?

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I understand that reference

Yes. It is incredibly fucking stupid.

We have no vaccine for this. This means that it will kill far more people than the flu simply because it spreads farther and faster and we have no way to stop it from hitting the people it CAN kill. And that's assuming they're not lying about the death rate, which they absolutely are.

I'm curious why toilet paper of all things to horde?

yeah, just wash you hands regularly and don't touch your face. really, welcome to life. you can't stop people from getting the virus only stretch out the time scale. 3 months from now we will be talking about the latest mass shooting in the US and wondering why we bought toilet paper instead stocks.

Top of my head they need paper to wipe their butt with when the virus started getting out of hand or something. But I don't know every store seem to be out of specific stuff that don't really seem like they would help in society collapse.

To clean poopy butts

Well, when shit hits the fan...

From what I've gathered, Asia ran out of toilet paper and paper towels in order to make homemade facemasks, immigrants in Australia started buying up paper towels and toilet paper to send to family in afflicted areas, that causes Australians to start buying up paper products, which then filtered out through English-language media creating the idea that you need to buy a bunch of toilet paper.

Because that's what everyone else is buying.
In my country everyone is hoarding yeast. Hundreds of small square packets of yeast.
Nobody needs yeast, none of the people buying yeast are going to bake any bread with it. They wouldn't bake bread if there wasn't a virus scare, they aren't going to do it now.

But during WWII yeast became a shortage commodity and most people back then baked their own bread at home, so as a result it is genetically ingrained in people's consciousness that yeast is what they need to hoard.
All of it will be thrown out obviously. It's a waste of money and food.

But they still do it because you need the yeast if there's an emergency. No flour or eggs or milk, just yeast.

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>buying this shit at all

so you're a retard but at least you're a thrifty retard?

>yeast
>ingrained

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the toilet paper panic happened because of the fact that toilet paper takes up a lot of space on supermarket shelves. a standard shelf might only be able to fit 10 packs of 24 rolls so when 10 people buy those packs, it makes it look like there's more demand than there is. people see an empty shelf and that makes them think there's inordinate demand or that toilet paper is somehow more valuable than they previously thought. so then they decide to start stocking up on it before it all runs out and that's how you end up with people actually creating a shortage by buying hundreds of rolls at a time.

people are incredibly fucking retarded.

Oh you

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Thanks lads

What the fuck is the point of writing two words in the middle of the sentence in cursive?
I can't wrap my head around it.

There isn't even any reason to hoard TP because a 30-pack should be enough for a year if your family is not retarded.

It's Boomer code, you wouldn't get it sonny.

They gonna make booze.

majority of Millennials(people between 26 and 40) eat out food in massive numbers, their generation is the least likley to know how to cook and the majority make up the obesity epidermic. Eating that much processed food out will make you a shit machine and if your body has gotten use to it it's time to quit because that isn't a sign you're stronger, it's a sign your body just gave up on you.
so tldr: burgerland has a lot of shitters who shit.

You can make alcohol with yeast.

DNC did rig it. No one voted for Biden in NC.

Idk, but the shelves in my town have been wiped clean

People buying up toilet paper is incredibly stupid. You can clean your ass with water for fuck's sake. Literally the dumbest thing to buy for an epidemic. It BARELY makes sense to buy it for a situation where water is scarce.

Nobody (relatively speaking) is hoarding toilet paper. It's a boogeyman story which the media and public have fixated on.

The issue is, toilet paper is one of those products that has a fairly predictable level of demand throughout the year, so the production and distribution chain is geared up to supply a consistent amount. Since this corona virus has got people worried about self-isolating, you suddenly have swathes of the population stockpiling enough to last them for two weeks of being at home. Bearing in mind that you're going to use a lot more than usual if your family aren't going out to work/school every day, as well as being sick, people are buying several times more than they usually would for a two week period. The supply chain isn't set up to compensate for such an unprecedented demand, so available stocks have plummeted, leaving shelves empty. That doesn't make a good story though.

Clearly we're gonna be wrapping all the coofers up like mummies. Then we can chain cremate them by gathering them all up and lighting one.

What he should have told them is that there's literally not a single coronavirus child death recorded so far. That shit is progressively more dangerous the older you are, the only people in grave risk of death are 80+, and even those barely reach double percentile digits.

Y’all know women have periods once a month, right? Toilet paper is a necessity.

Uh, why would you buy hand sanitizer for a viral outbreak?

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>hello, I've never been in a relationship, just thought you should know that
Barring just buying tampons or pads, the things designed for that, cotton fabrics make much better pads, in fact that's what was used before modern pads. Toilet paper is literally the last thing girls use for that.

(Most) sanitizers aren't as mild as internal antibiotics, they kill viruses as well.

You could probably make a pretty good indie film about an idea like this.

>they kill viruses as well.
Uh, how do you kill something that isn't alive?

Never lived in a communist country?

>Boomer code

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Are...you under the impression that because a virus isn't alive in the usual sense, it can't be sterilized? Like, do you think that if someone sneezes into their hand and touches a doorknob, that virus deposit will be viable eternally until someone touches it?

>"Hey, little girl, I've just built this thing over here,
and I want to get second opinion.
Do you mind taking a look?"

It's not being "killed", merely destroyed.

First of all, viruses are "alive" in a sense, they are pretty much on the line between life and material, a kind of a nanobot made by nature. Secondly, you can "kill" non-living things, it's called "destroying". Thirdly, sanitizers with 60%+ alcohol just burn it's membrane and destroy it.

Sire it is you, we had taken you for slain.
My king, please return to your people, the Semantics people need their king.

So you're just arguing semantics, that should have said sanitizers "destroy" viruses instead of "killing" them?

in my country they're hoarding rubbing alcohol and bleach instead. shit's ridiculous.

I literally have, you just use newspapers, or wash-up with soap and water.

Yes.
Ah, an upgrade from my former title: the Prince of Pedantry!

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day

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Stop trying to copy that guy's joke, it's not funny and you're fucking lame, everybody already saw it sparky

>USA taken over by communists
I wish.

No you don't. Socialists maybe, but not communists. Communism is code for "an authoritarian dictatorship that lies to you about a physically impossible utopia of equality".

sounds like the submarine murder guy

I told you to prep, but you laughed at me.
Who's laughing now???

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ok, boomer.

Props to the artist for not drawing Trump orange.