5’6, 145 pounds

Steven isn’t skinny with a turbo metabolism
He’s fat

It's one of those "you can be a gross fat sack of shit, a literal barrel on legs and still be healthy and weigh anything you feel like" things that came in with fat acceptance.

Steven looks absolutely gross but since he's a fictional character they can just say he's fit as a fiddle and he automatically is. The problems don't start until fatties try this in real life.

Wait if 145 is healthy for 5'6 what does that make me? I'm 135 and 5'8. I know this isn't /soc/ but I wanted to include a picture of me for visual reference.

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he was such a fat little turd in Growing Pains
I'd take a screenshot of him without his shirt off but too lazy, but he definitely had tits and a gut

And people said he wasn’t short anymore

You're lucky, I'm 309 and 6'

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Yeahhh but considering how those powers work, he probably should weigh a literal ton at the point they would have weighed him.

I don't think I'd want to be a big boi, but being a hungry hungry skeleton isn't that much fun either. I feel immensely weak and frail all the time.

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>5’6"
So she's a giantess?

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Considering that one of his parents was a hardlight construct centered around a gem and the other a regular human, I doubt he has anything resembling a normal human physiology.

That license isn't valid. You're not allowed to smile or show your teeth on pictures used to document your identity.

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>Steven Quartz Cutie Pie De Mayo Diamond Universe

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What?

Actually what?

I know two family members with illegal licenses then.

How the fuck are they so inconsistent? Steven looks like a fucking Gremlin in the middle frames

>TFW I used to 200 in college...

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>tfw 205 now at 5’8
Gotta get back exercising

His height and weight were changing throughout the episode.

Rat them out. There are pretty clear guidelines for license pictures in most states, same reason you can't wear shades or wigs. The police is meant to be able to recognize you and need as neutral a picture of your features as possible.

It may even be illegal for a DMV to approve a picture like that, but it's not like they'd give a shit until they get the fine.

tell your family though, not the cops

Literally in the episode on fucking screen you saw his height and weight change while she was trying to measure it you fucking absolute retard why is every viewer of this on Yas Forums so fucking hopelessly stupid

He is half magic shapeshifting rock.

And where's the fun in that?

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It's not illegal in America, although lots of Europe has it that way, so generally people look stoic in passport photos but no one cares for regular IDs.

In Illinois they'll tell you to get it fixed, or get fined for carrying improper documents if you don't next time they see you.

I believe in you, lads. We're all gonna make it

They literally instructed me to smile at the DMV when I got my photo taken.
You're thinking of your passport.

It's not a law, feel free to google it. Illinois has no policy for that. Fact check before you speak, dumbass. It literally took me longer to crop this screenshot than it took me to find that you're wrong.

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>it's another "user rats out his family to the cops only to be in the house when they no-knock raid and gets his face blow off by buckshot" episode
Just remember that when you're in the nursing home because you're blind and need permanent intubation, and your face has been replaced by a horrifying patchwork of skin and muscle grafts, Officer Douchebag McShotty with the history of excessive force complaints and domestic violence will have snagged himself a 4 week paid vacation, promotion, and commendation.

Wait a minute...
youtube.com/watch?v=BKgXb4-qW6A
SUGAR, YOU ABSOLUTE MAD LASS!

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>It's not illegal in America
You said this, and then you proved yourself wrong. As it IS in fact illegal in several states of the US.
So who knows more about the law, the cops who stopped me last month, or google?
I think the cops do.

You absolute fucking moron. Why exert effort just to make yourself look retarded like this?

Maybe 4'6"

I thought that was cute.

Any episodes watchable on stream? I'm a frog.

I'm sorry, what fucking state does that say?

Delaware, Maryland, and Virginia.

Wow if only they said it out loud in the fucking episode so there would be no need for this youtuber thumbnail of a screenshot. Oh wait.

This is misdirection from your Illinois claim, retard.

>Yet Steven still looks fat.
Maybe because his anatomy is irregular, and partially reflective of his self-perception.

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I like how we finally see the amount of injuries that Steven has built up over the years. Fucker would be a cripple if he wasn’t a Demi God.
Also nice to see how he’s gonna get huge when he goes into corrupt mode. Which begs the question, was Pink ever actually able to reach the other Diamonds heights but just chose not to?

>galaxy brain Sugar masterfully weaves the art inconsistencies into the lore

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Delmarva. It's a peninsula comprising parts of Delaware, Maryland, and Virginia in the real world.

>Which begs the question, was Pink ever actually able to reach the other Diamonds heights but just chose not to?
Could be she never had the self-esteem, could be that she was made like the Era 2 version of a Diamond, could be that they get bigger with age.

I’d go with 1 and 3 in equal measure.

Geography in SU is either a portmanteu of the multiple locations that they are in our world, or the nickname of the place as the actual name.

For example, Great North isn’t Peridot being respectful in her description of Canada. That is literally the name of Canada in Steven Universe.

If Russia existed it would probably be the country of Motherland, and Germany is probably Fatherland.

I think it was a self esteem thing. They always treated like she was smaller and younger than they were so she felt that she needed to stay smaller.

Magic, ain’t gotta explain shit.

Lapis cutting/suicide attempts resulting in repeated poofings, with her becoming more and more garbage-looking each time as her self-perception keeps getting worse?

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Beach City is Ocean City.

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Seeing how Connie isn’t the catalyst for Stevens final breakdown, seems like the car crash with Greg is gonna be the final straw.

I’d guess they all began small, but White began to see herself as a living god and grew massively, Yellow and Blue were assigned tasks and servants immediately, and Pink was left to her own devices with Yellow and Blue largely in charge of her and hoping she’d show aptitude for their duties and disappointed that like Steven without being actually assigned a task or be required to do a job with the expectation of success she never had a chance to literally or metaphorically grow into her own being.

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I assumed White is so huge because she was the original Diamond that separated her emotions from her to create the other 3.

shh this will all be revealed in the spin-off with steven's kids

I doubt there is a final straw so much as a breakdown as multiple things come down on him at once.

I also don’t think there will be an epic fight like people want. More like the Cactus, which will probably be coming back alongside Nephrite.