Monkey paw thread.
I'll start.
I wish the Simpsons would become good again.
Monkey paw thread
Nathan Hernandez
Aiden Wood
Sneed.
Parker Lopez
Granted, but every episode has Sneed in it.
Nicholas Powell
Granted but it's the final season.
Ayden Clark
Bart is now dating Janey.
Wyatt White
The show is now good, but it's not aimed at your demographic. Please try to enjoy Simpsons Doh!
James Parker
But that's a good thing
Zachary Ortiz
I wish my cat wasn't dying.
I wish I wasn't drinking myself to an early grave just like my dad and uncles.
I wish I wasn't abused as a kid.
I wish I wasn't so neurotic that I kept quiet about my problems when talking to therapists for years only to unload them on an anonymous Siamese candle making forum.
I wish I didn't hate myself for being too much of a coward to finally commit suicide.
I wish there was something, anything, that I could truly look forward to instead of just pretending I care about it so people won't realize I've given up on ever being happy.
I wish Bendis would stop writing aside from creator owned stuff.
Eli Russell
I wish Watchmen had a good adaptation.
Jack Butler
Granted but:
>Your cat outlives you
>You take up smoking instead and die from lung disease
>Your parents straight up abandoned you
>You constantly blab about your problems to anyone and everyone within ear shot until no one wants to be with you anymore
>You either actually kill yourself or gain an ego so big you alienate everyone who ever cared about you
>Every thing you ever look forward to gets cancelled
>Bendis is now the president