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A nice germ-free hug from Corona
anybody want to form a gang when the world collapses
KNEEL BEFORE ME!
Maybe
Only if we have a cool name.
>...and so it began
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SURGICAL PAPER MASKS ARE STILL 60-70% PROTECTIVE, THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE N95
SOMETHING > NOTHING
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BUY TOILET PAPER.
THE COMPANIES DON'T TELL YOU THIS BUT MOST TOILET PAPER, ESPECIALLY SCENTED BRANDS, ALSO HAVE ANTISEPTIC IN THEM AND IF YOU HOLD THEM UP TO YOUR FACE THEY CAN ACT AS A MAKE SHIFT MASK.
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>HAVE AMMONIA AND BLEACH READY AND HANDY FOR A GOOD MIXTURE OF HOME MADE SANITIZER
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Yas Forums! You don't have Corona! Your breath just stinks! Really bad.
But guys! Ute Uncle Barry is going to be racing the Grand Prix!
*cough*
History will look back at this time and say it was one of the worst reactions to a pandemic, not because of us not doing anything but because we all over reacted and caused more issues panicking.
It’s not something to look over, but it is not the end of the world kind of thing. It’s both understated and overstated at the same time. Government response could be better, and the people need to calm down.
nah I already found my hiding spot
the headache of Mr.C is the two+ week stealth infection and inability to easily test for it. Basically we need S. Korea system of a drive through testing in all areas and we have this thing clean up in a week's time.
I hope you like leather
So will they actually delay comic distribution because of this shit?
They've canned it already.
Go Sharkies!
If those fucking snakes don't back up, my fucking god
>school shutting down
>majjor events getting canceled
>stock market coming to a complete crash
>all over a new version of the flu
Why is the world retarded?
The general consensus is that all Yas Forums users are expected to begin carrying a four-of-clubs on them at all times should an apocalyptic event take place.
Physically yes, digital is uncertain at the moment. Worse case is a global economical hibernation for a month+ which once over everything is going to be fine, but that does mean we will have a few quiet months of nothing.
Women I suppose.
see The issue is the lack of control over it and the fact it has 10 times the fatality rate in elderly, comprised immune systems, and non vaccinated.
>accidental strangulation in bed
Im sorry what now?
>elderly people will die from it
>everyone else just doesn't want to get the flu for a week
Elderly people will die if they got sick in general. Im still lost on this panic. Media needs clicks i guess, too bad it is plunging stocks in the next fucking recessions
Run for your lives! Coronavirus is taking over the world!
The issue is lack of control over it. If you are infected you can have it for two weeks. General interaction of people in western countries means it will double daily, and as such could mean everyone could get it if left unchecked which leads to about 1/5th of the population dying.
The issue is this intense pendulum swinging in the masses. It's not the plague but we shouldn't ignore it either.
OUR WORLD!
tfw work at a grocery store in a highly populated city, and woke up with chest pain, a cough and fever. see ya round
At least you didn't get fired for being a smart ass
most of those buyers are Millennials, 30 year old man children that can't into survival thanks to helicopter boomer parents.
>out of toilet paper
America literally is a 3rd world shithole now
Why fucking toilet paper of all things?
Like falling asleep with your face in the pillow and accidentally suffocating yourself. That or auto erotic asphyxiation in bed
>surrounded by toilet paper
>without anything to eat
A little logical fallacy there, huh?
Calling it now
>nfection goes no no where and no one cares. >Media stops getting clicks and views over it in two weeksbecause we all get bored of talking about it
>By this time next month people are starting to have a hard time remembering the name of the virus
> the stock market take a year to recover
what said, food services with drive through have had a massive spike in traffic the last two weeks and it's mostly near middle age people. There is a reason most powers in the world are in their 70s, they fuck up the generation that was to follow.
WHAT GOES UP
MUST COME DOWN
why can't people just buy a bidet attachment for the money they spend on a years' worth of tp?
QUICK POST ALL YOUR CORONAVIRUS COMICS BEFORE THE TRANNY JANNY BREAKS THE QUARANTINE AND DOOMS US ALL WITH HIS FAGGOTRY
>Implying
I'll be off with Team Chaotix, crocs have been around since the dinosaurs so I trust their survival abilities more than hedgehogs'
noo, save the hot squirrel Sandy Cheeks! I'll need something to fuck!
So should I refrain from online orders and just go to stores to get all the physical things I need?
no, the opposite
then you lysol every package that arrives on your porch
at this rate it's the flip
Now your headed to Rickety Town
>tfw only got six rolls of toilet paper left
Will I make it bros?
yes, in spite of this madness you will likley stil see some in the wiled or at worse do like