JSA Storytime: L.E.G.I.O.N

Good evening owls,

NO JURGENS TONIGHT

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>NO JURGENS TONIGHT
but now we have the crap artist

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Yeah. The evil is defeated.

Hello, Storyteller.

So... E3 is cancelled. And honestly, good riddance. It was already borderline irrelevant anyway, and the ESA's scummy behavior is only getting worse. Frankly, if the plague didn't do it, it probably would've happened anyway.

I just want work to get closed so I can have two weeks for an orgy of vidya

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> kill my boss, do I dare live out the American Dream?

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Hey OP.

Thank God the robofuckers ditched out, or else our threads would have been too big and gotten shut down because of corona virus.

I miss the robofuckers!

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It's getting easier to list things that aren't cancelled at this point.

>vril is genetically and physically enhanced
Alright thread, what other Yas Forums has had work done, or you think has had work done?

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Big Brother Italy is still going.
BB Canada started like a week ago, and they are deciding whether or not to break the news that the world has gone full pandemic to them.

No! OP, don't vodka your butt, you'll die!

I see where user's art criticism came from. (Panel 2)

I'm trying to make something unholy with my vodka right now anyway

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Good folk. Too bad they didn't give L.E.G.I.O.N a shot.

Woah wait did time change

check out the proportions on Quark there, wew

maybe we'll read RID next, IDK

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Okay, what counts as "unholy"?

Everyone's pairing up. Somebody go rouse, Dox he can fight Telepath.

Fire, always. Brazillian showgirl-turned-super-heroine
Maybe Monet.

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>BB Canada started like a week ago, and they are deciding whether or not to break the news that the world has gone full pandemic to them.
I know if it was me, I would great evictees in full biohazard gear. Possibly drenched in fake blood.

Big Brother Italy is the safest palace in Italy right now, you're only likely to get hepatitis.

Vril should be drawn like 100x sexier than he currently is.

Oh, US is on DST now

dissolving finnish ammonium chloride licorice in it

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I for one like the return we've made to obscure DC.

Is Marvel G1 good?

Oh this is your koskenkorva right? You're doing a homemade version?

I will always have a deep pride in getting you lot to see the joys of robosexuality.

I have only seen the panels of UK Marvel G1 comics that were posted in the robofucker threads but those panels have convinced me we should read it.

I have no idea but I wanna read the manga that just came out in a new edition, it sounds Fun

yep. I'm not sure the pirate coins were the right choice, but they didn't have the Apteekin in the little box that I like the most.

you should cherish that pride, yes

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I don't think you even want to fuck Overlord Cranky. Can you really call yourself a robosexual?

Over the course of today I have gone from feeling good (if tired because fuck time changes) to feeling less good. Excited to check my temperature tomorrow morning to see if I should go into work or not.

A few years ago the people in the BB house were the last americans to know about the results of the election.
It was priceless/sad.

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All I see is Miley Cyrus twerking Robin Thicke.

What series was it when they had the guy that posted on Yas Forums on? He used to call it "Forum X".

Sebastian Shaw has pack implants.

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>Ammonium Chloride licorice
None of that sounds appealing...

it's an acquired taste

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I mean, his pretender shell was a hot chick after all... But nah, yandere's aren't my thing.

Frankly, I'm much more inclined towards Rodimus.

The contrast with the Jurgens stuff is astounding. Now that Grant is writing, fucking immediately we get to something actually interesting. The team seriously examining their own code of ethics, and Clark preparing to protect Brainiac Sr. from getting murdered. Actual substance!

Holy crap, what a poorly drawn Superman.
Especially after the last thread with Standard Supermans by Byrne and Swan.

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Can’t be much worse than Kitson.

I recently read the four years of Showcase in the 1990s.
There was a Circe story by Priest in there, which inadvertently explained why she suddenly had a tank in two fill-ins he did after Byrne quit. That's something that I never would have guessed would be explained in a random book.

Rodimus is pretty fuckable Cranky, maybe you're alright after all.

VRILPANEL there

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>I wish I knew how he inspires them so.
A paycheck and full employee benefits.

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LOL

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The best Yas Forums contribution to reality tv was Creepy Chan doing two seasons of Top Model.

And absolutely earning her Chan appellate.

I'm a sucker for genuine heroes with big egos and few scruples.

Speaking of, damn Vril. Cold. Not entirely unreasonable, but still cold.

Including dental.

surely someone out there has a copy of Hot Motor Oil they wanna share

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Ah yes, the COBRA school of army building.

It's magic how all the Braniacs are proud of their terrible kids despite themselves.

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Wow, that panel of Senior's face. Blank out the text and it's exploitable as fuck.

There probably is an issue that goes into L.E.G.I.O.N's employee benefits package. Lyrissa probably insisted on it, while Vril tried to get away with being a cheapskate.

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I always forget how weird telepath looks

he's not nearly as cute as Gates

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