How would he fare against the coronavirus?

Corona virus is dangerous not because it's super deadly but the exact opposite.

It has a 4 week incubation period.

It was a different time.

>coronavirus is IRL Parallax

Based

Thrax was already, Corona incarnate.
>Cold symptoms
>High fever
>Coma

There was actually an episode of the series about this. Complete with a Fu Manchuesque villain. He was the secondary antagonist though. The episode was called Strepfinger.
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Do the cells in Osmosis Jones have sex?

Ya see I thought of it as an attention seeking female who uses seduction to lure in destroy the cells eventually body

I would make it the equivalent of a weapon trafficer, the effect on the body would be mild but it would be producing lots of himself to ship to other bodies, and while the police can deal with him if it gets to other bodies less able to fight it it would cause disasters.

Honestly anyone who's played Plague Inc. a bit knows something that spreads to most people but doesn't show much symptoms in most of them, all the while already killing the weakest at non-negliegeable rates, is pretty spooky.

>Engineered SARS virus created in a lab by wuhan chinese scientist
>Attacks respiratory, digestive and nervous systems
>Will fuck your shit up by making your body drown and its own lung glue
Thrax ain't got shit on Corona-chan!

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>They beat Bad Acne with brushing teeth
>They beat Diarrhea with a q-tip
>Hypothermia by being horny
>I forgot how they beat DIabetes and The Gout but they did it

The fight we've all been waiting for.

Must have been based of SARS

What(

Half of the Ozzy and Drix episodes have the villains dying or defeated by the dumbest shit ever.
Like how they beat tooth decay by having Hector eat salt or that one episode where they beat Tapeworms with ice cream or something

If it's as trivial as you say go out and get it. You won't. Pussies.

Probably gonna get it by tomorrow.

I don't intentionally catch the cold or flu either moron.

>ywn have a wuflufu
why live?

Does that mean Ozzy and Drix Corona can look like this then?

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W-wouldn't it be funny if the virus was actually sapient and the reason why older people are more susceptible is because of its master plan?

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>Live in Bellvue
>Visit some friends in Seattle
>Get the something flu-like a week or so after
>fine after

Okay so, I thought I was suppose to keel over and die? Yas Forums said my lungs would be shredded.

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Corona only kills old people, Asians and people with comprised immune systems. Everyone else lives, corona can’t even kill children.

They fuck themself and then bud

It has been years since I've seen this but I feel like I need to. I can't remember any of this

yeah, if you're elderly

>Thrax's entire deal is killing fast
>Corona takes 12 days of incubation for symptoms to appear
Nigga are you stupid? Do you even remember this scene?
youtube.com/watch?v=adWrbS3O1ts

>Tapeworms with ice cream or something

Actually that was baking soda/Tums tablet.

"You incubate! I said 48 hours and I'm gonna beat my deadline! They don't write medical books about losers!"

Thrax and Corona Chan marriage art with Nurgle as the priest when?

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Corona shreds your lungs in 10% of all cases.

No it doesn't.

Yes it does. In about 10% of cases corona virus affects the respiratory system and targets your goblet and cilia cells in your lungs. Most people wont die but it would be extremely painful.

You're a big virus.

For Wu

Based Morpheus

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that somehow is worse and better than the time they beat Nicotine addiction with horny thoughts

Im glad im not the only one with this in mind. Good day to you good sir.

>tfw it just popped up in my State
Be gentle pls little virus

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kek this. The media loves fear.

Based. Thrax was such an awesome villain.

>pathetic viral infection with a 3% mortality rate that takes weeks to kill
vs
>badass biological death dealer that attacks the central nervous system, kills within hours, and prior to Frank had a 100% mortality rate.

Yeah you're a literal retard

>Getting sick on purpose
Oh no, it’s retarded.

Loli is the real cure, that's why old lonely people suffer the most.

Corona's strength lies in its ability to lay dormant for up to 2 weeks before showing symptoms. Half the people on this board could be infected and not know it until it's too late.
t. Seoul survivor

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Coomers will inherit the Earth

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i dont know make an action-comedy movie about it.

>had a panic attack two years ago
>decided to fap more help calm my nerves
>been fapping almost daily in that time
>decided to take a break from my college life last fall and basically be a neet
>found I've been getting sick less
Big think indeed

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After watching that episode, I feel my rose-tinted glasses have been shattered. Ozzy and Drix was shit.

The main villain got Q-Tipped.

* Scarlet Fever, Hypothermia: Monsters.
* Strep Throat, Salmonella, Pneumonia: Mobsters.
* Allergen, Rotavirus: Blend in with regular Cells.
* Acne: Street Hustler.
* Nicotine: Demon.
* Cavity Bacteria: French Soldiers.
* Testosterone: Frat Boys.
* Bad Cholesterol: Beatnik.
* Lead Paint: Robots (they also sounded like surfer dudes because the paint was from the 1960s).
* Appendix Bacteria: Hillbillies.

>badass biological death dealer that attacks the central nervous system, kills within hours, and prior to Frank had a 100% mortality rate.
Thrax died before he can affect another person and acted cocky all the way through meanwhile Coronachan currently infected hundreds of thousands with two countries under lockdown and thousands death. She doesn't have the mortality rate of Thrax but deadlier than the original SARS virus and way more infectious than Thrax ever could be. She's a silent killer and you could be infected right now because of the incubation period to 4 weeks.

The title of "gigantic faggot retard" belongs to you user.

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Thrax kills the host so quickly that he massively limits his own potential spread. He's the virus equivalent of an edgy smash-and-grab punk who kills the clerk to be "badass".

You can get reinfected

this is better than that weebshit with the loli platelets