I'm not fat user

>I'm not fat user...

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Not yet you're not. I'm just getting started.

Well... you Could be thinner.

Fat isn't a bad word.
You're fat and I love your for that

>...I'm voluptuous!

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>in 2020 that's fat
Back in 2019 we had standards about how fat someone is to be called fat.
That's skinny

Then I'm not interested, bitch

>skinny
no, that's fat, soon she'll become obese.

If anything, you’re a bit too thin for me

imagine her in yoga pants

Does she go barefoot at all in the movie?

She's just a mom who let herself go over the years like most do.

You're obese?

How does she have sex with a centaur?
Inb4 “Very carefully”

You are where it matters, mamma.

Big question.

How tall is she?

what if Ian used the growth spell on his mom?

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that spam garbage is nearly as repulsive as you, pajeet.

What if he used it on her butt?

if only they had bought nuts at the gas station...

>just learned it the same VA of Princess Atta from A Bug’s Life

Yes you are.
You're fat, old, and ugly.
Fuck you, you garbage F tier milf.

If you shrink a giant edible item and fed it to someone, would the dissolved food start to expand and tear apart the individual? If you expanded the ass of the elf mom and were vored inside it, would she become anal pregnant and you would then be considered her child?

No, but here's some conceptual art of her from the PIXAR webpage showing her BAREFOOT and in UNDERWEAR

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Imagine smelling the crotch on her yoga pants.

Squishy.
She'll make a fine subject for my male facesitting fantasies.

Yes you are.

fpbp

You could be fatter

>elf
Wait really? I figured with how oversized her head was she was meant to be a halfling or something. She's like three heads high.

I figure she looks about three and a half feet tall.

literally the only good character design in the movie

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I thought there were a few waifus in it?

That's what a feminist looks like.

by definition, fat moms get fucked

Fat milfs smell better.

Fat/Thicc MILFs are best MILFs

>he fucks fat feminist

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>Just because she's fat, automatically makes her a feminist

Cool post

No, the whole concept art of her looks like a fat disgusting feminist.

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just because a woman cuts her hair into a lower maintenance style doesn't mean she's a feminist, it just means she's lazy and doesnt want to deal with the upkeep of longer hair, idort

More QT smelly chubby milfs for me.

Except Laurel has children and a family. Feminists != Milfs

That's wrong

You're absolutely fucking wrong

No, but you're completely forgettable just like the rest of the movie.

Yeah, you are, and the reason you are is because you're in denial. Now get off your fat blue ass and sprint (not jog) as hard as you can for 30 seconds, alternating with a minute of walking, for 20 minutes every other morning for 3 months and watch what happens. Hell, one of your sons might start to want to bone you.

I want to play patty cake on every part of her naked body.

So guys, would you make her bigger?

goddamn disgusting whale.

In what way user?

no you ain't fat

you're
FLOP

telling fat people to sprint/run is damaging. If you're overweight you're putting more pressure on your joints. If you weigh a lot and start running you're going to wear through your cartilage and give yourself osteoarthritis.

fat enough to get it

Hey, the bitch said she's not fat. She oughta be fine lol.

Give her more food.

I want to sexually dominate this elf.

Old, sad and fat

Bring back the 80's. Women were slim and men were buff.

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Well, it worked on his nose.