Why is he obsessed with cucking Reed Richards?

Why is he obsessed with cucking Reed Richards?

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He isn't, it's the faggot ass writers who like to dunk on their readership.

At this point they've characterized Sue as perhaps the only 616 character who's a bigger asshole than he is. So there's some challenging in seducing that.

Infidelity is the laziest and easiest way of writing relationship drama even if it makes no sense.

Anybody who does this shit can't claim to be a Kirby fan. It's essentially having Roz fuck someone other than Jack. ONLY scumbags would do this.

Doom put him up to it.

Blame Bryne: Kirby killer

Nah. I blame faggots like Scioli. Byrne had beef with Kirby, people like Scioli act like they're massive Kirby fans and then giggle about cucking him in comics. It's unironically enraging when smarmy faggots do that shit.

I’ll just blame both. I can’t believe fucking Dan Slott just confirmed Reed and Sue are soul mates

Why would you blame the person who had a legitimate bone to pick with Kirby rather than the disrespectful little faggot who claims to be a major fan?

Tommy autism thread #42336

Slott is unironically a real FF fan. He writes them pretty good. I also liked his choice to not use the kids as much as the other recent runs.

Redpill me on this entire situation
Are people who write Namor cucking Reed not being Kirby fans? But I thought when Sue was kidnapped by Namor in early FF issues she kinda realized she had the hots for him in her internal monologues?

Tommy is not Namorfag.

Wasn’t the point of this story that Doom was trying to deconstruct the Fantastic Four by placing them in a darker reality

Tommy Ladderbro is a DC meme, I don't know why Marvel shills have tried stealing it.

Kirby didn't write the words, Stan did and its funny that the people who always claim Stan made Sue weak while Kirby wanted her to be more independant almost ALWAYS are the same ones playing up the Sue/Namor shit. People who write that part of it up are essentially having Kirby's wife fuck someone else.

In regards to Byrne, he had beef with Kirby because he'd said something in defense of Stan/Marvel and Kirby drew him a spineless company-man in a comic.

>Tommy Ladderbro is a DC meme
>Tommy Ladderbro

my fucking sides how new are you retard

Namor is from another genre altogether. When he was created the concept of beating up a villain so bad that his wife leaves him and bangs you was something that happened in most stories.

>Tommy Ladderbro is a DC meme, I don't know why Marvel shills have tried stealing it.
kek

It's literally Tommy posting, you can tell by his phrasing.

Anyway Tommy autism thread.

Even Doom has tapped that. Have Namor ever?

>y-you're new
nah faggot.

always has been since before the Doomfag went ballistic and for some reason Marvel shills tried splitting it.

Tommy Ladderbro was a singular meme used by DC shills to cast aspersion on anyone who hated on DC. like Damifag.

It's always been weird that you people tried stealing it.

I'm not OP faggot my first post was :

>most stories
I hate you faggots. You've never read a golden age comic.

>Tommy Ladderbro

He's not. He's obsessed with cucking everyone.

Namor is better than Reed in every way so this is good.

Why does no one ever talk about how Sue just doesn't tell all these thirsty himbos to fuck off and stop bothering her? She's canonically enabling them for the attention, but that's never addressed in-universe.

>romantic triangles are bad

Are you a literal 1950s conservative man who thinks people are "meant for each other" and women should date and marry only one man in their lives?

scioli is clearly ITT being a faggot. I hope he dies soon. Of natural causes of course. Like getting hit by a flaming bus.

How many decades does a love triangle has to last before it officially becomes stale and redundant though.

Sue will never choose Namor over Reed, just like Jean will never choose Logan over Scott.

He likes a challenge, and what is the greatest challenge than the world's stretchiest dick?

Ok roastie

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Nothing ever becomes "redundant" because superhero comics are devoted to rehashing themes and storylines. Don't like it? Don't read superheroes.

Imagine still being a comicsgater in current year. How embarrassing, OP.

>just like Jean will never choose Logan over Scott.
Jean has canonically done the cheating with Logan before Scott was getting it on with Emma. Hell it was even fucking Logan himself that told Jean they can't cause she's married.

>, just like Jean will never choose Logan over Scott.

Did you miss that Scott and Logan are canonically double-teaming Jean on Krakoa now? Dudes stopped feuding and started fucking Jean (and each other).

They didn't use to be. There was a time where comics were introducing new characters, concepts and storylines before Marvel and DC stopped giving a fuck.

>>romantic triangles are bad
Literally anyone with taste thinks that trope is fucking trash. Shove your open relationship up your candy ass.

Yes but the Death and Return of Superman storyline ended that era.

the love triangle is just a feminized, dishonest harem fantasy. It appeals to women's hypergamic fear of missing out and consequent inability to make up her mind about anything.

Ah incel reasoning.

Dilate

You talk like a slut

No, I'm good. But the inability to understand adult thought processes behind sex is endemic to people who get mad about this kind of thing, whether it is because they're virgins or because they're just autistic. Childish mentality is obsessed with female purity and deeply enraged by any challenges to it, which is what drives a lot of CGers on twitter.

>the inability to understand adult thought processes behind sex
so what did I misunderstand exactly?
>they're virgins or because they're just autistic
or calculating misogynists who get laid anyway because women are prey animals. I've yet to hear a coherent argument against my "thought processes behind sex." Only knee-jerk reactions from people who wish I wasn't right.

He's not. He's obsessed with fucking Sue. Which he regularly does. Canonically.

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Is Sue really that hot? I mean is she as hot as Mary Jane or Wanda Maximoff, or maybe she is more homely like Kitty pryde or Maria Hill. How I am supposed to know when every artist draws everyone as he see fit.

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Sue is canonically the hottest woman in the MU.

She's supposed to be Sharon Stone / Michelle Pfeiffer back when they were 40 hot.

Why do people identify with beta characters like Doom and Reed when there's chads like Torch and Thing? Fucking shit taste.

Are you retarded? She's a Jane Fonda more than them, both of them are know for their 80s years.

okay. I thought that was the Scarlet Witch since even an anti semite asshole like Red Skull feels inclined to comment on her hotness but Sue came first so I guess she has priority.

>Chad
>torch
Johnny would have been a more convincing faggot than bobby Drake.

>thing
A bloo bloo bloo in hideous only some blind bitch loves me fuck you rees bloo bloo bloo
>Chad
Lol

Scioli should stream his suicide on keyfabe.

>canonically fucking lots of women
>HE MUST BE GAY

The state of incelposters.

Ok cuck

If Kirby based her off somebody, it was probably, like, Doris Day.

>Johnny would have been a more convincing faggot than bobby Drake.
>thinking that this and being a Chad are mutually exclusive
Even if he was gay, he got pretty much all the pussy or ass he wanted

To be fair, if Marvel had a designated cuck character it would be Reed, he focus too much on science to nail Sue

>Anybody who does this shit can't claim to be a Kirby fan. It's essentially having Roz fuck someone other than Jack. ONLY scumbags would do this.

Kirby didn't base Sue on Roz, nor was Reed based on him. Kirby based the character of Ben Grimm on himself, including his tough inner city street background.