Somebody poisoned the water hole!

Nah, he'll just die

Cmon hes a celeb he'll get the top treatment people could only dream.

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>somebody poisned my water!
>theres a pill im my drink!
>ooOooOooohh theres two of you????

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Hes also 63 with diabetes

He's in the age group with highest chance of dying and he has diabetes, he's pretty much screwed even if he's rich

>Hes also 63
Yeah but the rate isn't much hig...
>with diabetes
Press F

On the bright side....no more Toy Story films?

More people have died in car crashes in the last hour than have died total globally from this fake Human extinction virus. The ones fear mongering are the news media who want you to watch/read and the corporations trying to sell you snake oil and other products. Almost all people who have caught it have recovered.

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>That one guy with the corona virus who shook hands with a lot of high ranking U.S. officials including Trump during a meeting
youtu.be/Qx-dlEVdIYE

user, you do know what's going to happen to the medical system and why people are freaking the fuck out...

>Almost all people who have caught it have recovered.
Hanks is a 63 year old diabetic boomer. His chances might not be good

>Corporations stop all work and completely tank economy and stocks so you can buy toilet paper
Are you actually stupid or

He's actually stupid

now do it with biden too

Jim Hanks has replacement voice work of Woody sometimes, but I think TS4 is the last moment of Woody no matter what happens.

>but I think TS4 is the last moment of Woody no matter what happens.
Yeah OK

I means even TS5 happens in the future, there will be no Woody because his character arc is finished. Also Tom Hanks may probably be retired after the years.

>Are you kidding?

A car crash is an isolated incident. It's not contagious. One car crash doesn't gradually turn into 90,000 infected car crashes in two months.

Do you not remember the amount of people who died from the fucking flu last year because there were hordes of people not taking it seriously? The fucking flu?

Hey, Trumptard, the fake news media doesn't want to crash the stock market with a fake scare. You fucking idiot.

>fake news media doesn't want people panicking to buy essentials at elevated prices

Then again, I can imagine big pharma and corporations winning either way, so I'm not surprised. If they downplay it, more people get sick and need expensive medical care. If they hype it up as a doomsday scenario, people buy their goods in droves. They can't possibly lose.

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Same reason we only ever saw one Jessie, Bullseye, and Stinky Pete: they're all highly rare collectibles that are valued so high that a museum in Japan was willing to pay whatever Al wanted to get them for display. Woody being the most important part of the collection likely had to do with how rare he himself was, as the dialogue in Toy Story 2 implies that Al had the others in storage for quite some time before he stole Woody.

That's not how the market works. If one goes, they all go. Also, a lot of people on the board of a pharmaceutical company will also be on the board of a lot of other companies. That's why the rich have such a strong class unity.

They'll buy the non-existent drug in droves?

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>>Somebody poisoned the water hole!

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>the virus is fake
>Big Pharma is making everyone sick so they'll buy medical care in droves

Jesus Christ

I'm not saying that the virus isn't a threat, but come on. Would you doubt big pharma purposely releasing a bio-weapon, and then conveniently having a vaccine ready within a month or two? Obviously hold off on releasing it so nobody gets suspicious, and then charge a "generous" fee of 500 dollars per vaccine. They make instant bank.

and if you think I'm just being paranoid, let me remind you of the price of creating insulin, versus the price it's sold at, especially in countries with heavy onset obesity and diabetes.

>Tom Hanks will die in your lifetime

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don't be so sure, you could always die first

>Release bio-weapon in China, a place known for free health care
>Hope it spreads to America
>???
>Profit

Ok, Dale.

I know this concept might be hard for you to grasp. But you don't fucking shit where you eat. You don't make people sick if they can then make you sick.

> let me remind you of the price of creating insulin, versus the price it's sold at
There's a fucking difference between a price mark-up and creating diabetes for the purpose of selling insulin.

>there's a bat in my soup!

>release bio-weapon in china because they're already incompetent morons
>nobody can blame you
>worldwide pandemic now requires your costly medicine

And the best part? It can't be cured since it's a virus, and one vaccine won't cover multiple strains, so now you double, or even triple dip, with every customer.

>You don't make people sick if they can then make you sick.
they can't make them sick, though. All they have to do is go to their luxury mansions surrounded by security guards if things get dicey. Also, you know they'll have first dibs on any medicine designed to stop said virus.

>creating diabetes for the purpose of selling insulin.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY DID. The same people who regularly fund junk food and advertise mcdonalds are the ones profiting off of insulin sales. You create a problem, and then solve it for a marginal fee. It's business 101.

>BIG PHARMA CREATED MCDONALDS SO THEY COULD SELL INSULIN TO THE PUBLIC

Yeah yeah and jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams, fucko.

He is proposing they had the vaccine before release
Although its a comic villain level plot, I wouldnt put it passed a big pharm company
However there are to many facts going against this theory to even list

I didn't want to bring this up, because it might've reeked of Yas Forums, but I would like to remind you that Israel was the first one to say they had a vaccine in the works.

Medicine isn't the end all-be-all to stopping pathogens. Why do you think people have died in countries with free healthcare? Also, viruses can mutate.
Security guards get sick too. They don't live with their employers. They go home to their families and pick up whatever they have.

>Trusting Israel

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>Medicine isn't the end all-be-all to stopping pathogens. Why do you think people have died in countries with free healthcare? Also, viruses can mutate.
aka free money, like I pointed out.

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>I'll release a virus that can mutate quickly and then sell a drug months later to a virus that has already changed and won't get approved by WHO because it doesn't work, that's the ticket

>Trusting what ISRAEL has to say

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>be the only one capable of making vaccines
>people have to rely on you regardless of if your vaccines remain current
>make money even if nobody gains immunity

I'm not trusting them. I'm just saying it's awful convenient that they have a vaccine in the works that will be in extreme demand and likely have a hefty price tag to it. It's a Yas Forums wet dream come true.

>ALL DISEASES ARE CAUSED BY BIG PHARMA

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>I'm just saying it's awful convenient that they have a vaccine in the works
>Once again TAKING ISRAEL'S WORD AT FACE-VALUE AND TRUSTING THAT THEY ACTUALLY HAVE A WORKING VACCINE IN PROGRESS

Everyone's got a fucking "vaccine in the works". That's code for, "We have no vaccine but we're doing research".

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I can't believe the oil industry killed the dinosaurs using a giant asteroid to profit off of them millions of years later.

And why would they say that? I see two reasons:

>publicity, possible funding being given to them by nations most affected, even if they have nothing to show for it
>they actually do have it because they helped engineer the virus in the first place

I'm willing to believe either of them, because I don't trust the governments or the corporations to handle this in a reasonable manner.

Obviously that's silly, but on a more serious note, would you trust them to fix our energy crises, for example? Whether we stay with coal and gasoline, or we transition to wind and solar, or go with nuclear, these guys profit. They've done nothing but put up an illusion of choice and they get paid no matter which one we go with.

I know this sounds crazy, but come on. We're not exactly living in a sane world. We live in a place where a celebrity from some dumb tv show is our president, disney owns 50% of all fiction and copyrighted materials, and all it takes is one person sneezing to kill several hundred million people.

Shut the fuck up, Yas Forums.

>The ones fear mongering are the news media who want you to watch/read and the corporations trying to sell you snake oil and other products

The news media is the one telling me not to panic and that these snake oil remedies don't work and can kill me. Alex Jones is the one trying to sell me miracle toothpaste.